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2021-10-15 3:30:15 PM  
The supermodel,
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Is kink and degenerate sex all this woman can talk about?
 
2021-10-15 3:31:15 PM  
She does what?

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2021-10-15 3:34:06 PM  
Soundgarden - Loud Love (Official Video)
Youtube j0xosEFe8Ik
 
2021-10-15 3:37:47 PM  
If it's not loud, you're doing it wrong. Just sayin'.
 
2021-10-15 3:38:54 PM  
Boy bodies are gross.
 
2021-10-15 3:40:55 PM  
Bah whatever to each their own.
 
2021-10-15 3:41:00 PM  
What's with her eyebrows?
 
2021-10-15 3:49:50 PM  

Bslim: The supermodel,
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Is kink and degenerate sex all this woman can talk about?


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2021-10-15 3:54:41 PM  
I dunno...I enjoyed her tour of her house and its special features:

Inside Cara Delevingne's Fantastical L.A. Home | Open Door | Architectural Digest
Youtube vx09_4cEzlM
 
2021-10-15 3:55:36 PM  
or it's like pizza. everybody likes it a little differently, but never lose sight of the fact that you're getting to eat pizza.
 
2021-10-15 4:01:09 PM  
Some of us are so shocked to be having sex with another person, we don't have the awareness to decide whether to be quiet or loud.
 
2021-10-15 4:04:22 PM  
given how hard she farked "VALERIAN" , I have my doubts subby.
 
2021-10-15 4:23:34 PM  

Stratohead: given how hard she farked "VALERIAN" , I have my doubts subby.


God, that movie:

VALERIAN!

HEY, WHERE'S VALERIAN?

VALERIAN!

THERE YOU ARE VALERIAN!

VALERIAN!
 
2021-10-15 4:31:27 PM  
The supermodel, 29, recalled being "conditioned" to make loud noises when orgasming but that she found even more pleasure by going silent.

So either the classic mistake of watching porn at a young age and making some fateful assumptions, or her first lover was an insecure idiot who need the extra "validation" that they indeed were able to get her off.

One of my ex-girlfriends told me about a fling she had back in college where the dude was utterly convinced that, unless she moaned loud enough for the next town over to hear it while spraying like a firehose, she was either faking it or otherwise thoroughly underwhelmed by his performance. She broke it off pretty quickly when she realized every pillow talk session was consisting of her giving him a needless pep talk.
 
2021-10-15 4:33:34 PM  
Maybe it's better for her, but as anyone who's gotten to have sex with a deaf woman can tell you, the louder they are the better a job you're gonna think you're doing.

When I got done I felt like the world's #1 master of farking.
 
2021-10-15 4:42:46 PM  

Stratohead: given how hard she farked "VALERIAN" , I have my doubts subby.


I am convinced they made the entire movie just for this scene. There was no other reason to watch it.

Mildly NSFW

Valerian - Bubble Dance (Rihanna)
Youtube rvoa-t15c4o
 
2021-10-15 4:55:03 PM  

mongbiohazard: Maybe it's better for her, but as anyone who's gotten to have sex with a deaf woman can tell you, the louder they are the better a job you're gonna think you're doing.



When I got done I felt like the world's #1 master of farking.


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2021-10-15 4:57:41 PM  
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2021-10-15 4:59:07 PM  
Lol if anyone can decide the pitch and timber of an orgasm, you're having adequate sex at best.

A good orgasm means losing bodily function, pulling a stupid face and making noises that, outside the bedroom, would require professional assessments for life altering mental disabilities.

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This is what a real orgasm looks like. Male or female. Embrace it, lol.
 
2021-10-15 5:00:35 PM  

Bslim: The supermodel,
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Is kink and degenerate sex all this woman can talk about?


Let's ask St. Vincent.

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/my bunk
 
2021-10-15 5:01:56 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: Stratohead: given how hard she farked "VALERIAN" , I have my doubts subby.

I am convinced they made the entire movie just for this scene. There was no other reason to watch it.

Mildly NSFW

[YouTube video: Valerian - Bubble Dance (Rihanna)]


I've never heard of this movie, but I'm guessing from this scene that it swept the Oscars?
 
2021-10-15 5:11:20 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: If it's not loud, you're doing it wrong. Just sayin'.


Hahaha, no.

An ex of mine did little more than gasp but would gouge trenches into into my back or nearly yank hair out if I was going down on her.  And then there was the physical reaction below the belt.....
 
2021-10-15 5:17:52 PM  

Stratohead: given how hard she farked "VALERIAN" , I have my doubts subby.


Oh... I will say that she's pretty ok in Carnival Row.
 
2021-10-15 5:21:57 PM  

Flappyhead: Needlessly Complicated: If it's not loud, you're doing it wrong. Just sayin'.

Hahaha, no.

An ex of mine did little more than gasp but would gouge trenches into into my back or nearly yank hair out if I was going down on her.  And then there was the physical reaction below the belt.....


Something Got Me Started
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2021-10-15 5:24:30 PM  
When Harry Met Sally Spoof - Ruddy Hell, It's Harry & Paul!
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2021-10-15 5:38:56 PM  
Well why isn't anyone asking me how I orgasm?  I'm important dammit!

/It's alone
//In the dark
///My cat might sit in judgment of me
 
2021-10-15 5:41:44 PM  
I liked her in the Robert Palmer videos.

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2021-10-15 6:03:07 PM  
What's the name of her new movie/show?
 
2021-10-15 6:04:11 PM  

Stratohead: given how hard she farked "VALERIAN" , I have my doubts subby.


And she was the better of the two leads.

/wouldn't insult plywood by comparing DeHaan to it
 
2021-10-15 6:15:13 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: mongbiohazard: Maybe it's better for her, but as anyone who's gotten to have sex with a deaf woman can tell you, the louder they are the better a job you're gonna think you're doing.When I got done I felt like the world's #1 master of farking.
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2021-10-15 6:15:44 PM  
Mom, Dad.  I'd like you to meet my fiance.
Honey, can you join us in the living room?

*coffin creeks open*

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2021-10-15 6:30:38 PM  

Bslim: Stratohead: given how hard she farked "VALERIAN" , I have my doubts subby.

God, that movie:

VALERIAN!

HEY, WHERE'S VALERIAN?

VALERIAN!

THERE YOU ARE VALERIAN!

VALERIAN!


I dont care what everybody but me thinks. I enjoyed that movie. More than once even.
 
2021-10-15 6:40:55 PM  
I saw her on Running Wild with Bear Grylls and thought she was quite cool and lovely.
 
2021-10-15 7:02:25 PM  

Truthman: Bslim: Stratohead: given how hard she farked "VALERIAN" , I have my doubts subby.

God, that movie:

VALERIAN!

HEY, WHERE'S VALERIAN?

VALERIAN!

THERE YOU ARE VALERIAN!

VALERIAN!

I dont care what everybody but me thinks. I enjoyed that movie. More than once even.


So do I, the concept of the evolving space station and the subsequent world building, it even had the glorious Rutger Hauer, all of it except for the two leads. Delavigne and the other tool were just T E R R I B L E. Besson has a thing for casting models and assorted pretty people that works to the  detriment of his material half the time.
 
2021-10-15 7:22:23 PM  

gameshowhost: She does what?

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Did not expect this reference. Gonna have to dig this movie up.
 
2021-10-15 7:30:12 PM  
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2021-10-15 7:35:59 PM  
Cara Delavigne is like that empty seat on a crowded bus.

You've had a rough day and are completely worn out. All you want to do is get home, heat up a Swanson's "Hungry Man" turkey dinner (with cranberry cobbler that has spilled into your mashed potatoes), and hate-watch "The Last Jedi".

You get on the bus. It's packed. You start to "move to the back" as per the driver's instructions, when you spy an empty seat (not reserved for the elderly, pregnant women, or the infirm). You can't believe your luck. You move closer, and ask those standing around it "do you mind if I..." They give you a strange little smile, and say "no, be my guest".

You plop your weary self down, thinking you've just won the lottery. As you think to yourself, "this is the greatest stroke of luck EVAR", the person beside you opens their mouth.

As the stench of urine, feces, and Republican ideology fills your senses, a cold chill runs down your spine as you suddenly realize WHY there was an empty seat on the bus.

The next stop is yours. No matter what it is.
 
2021-10-15 7:40:10 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: Stratohead: given how hard she farked "VALERIAN" , I have my doubts subby.

I am convinced they made the entire movie just for this scene. There was no other reason to watch it.

Mildly NSFW

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/rvoa-t15​c4o]


that scene is amazing and worth rewatching a lot
 
2021-10-15 8:02:09 PM  

Truthman: Bslim: Stratohead: given how hard she farked "VALERIAN" , I have my doubts subby.

God, that movie:

VALERIAN!

HEY, WHERE'S VALERIAN?

VALERIAN!

THERE YOU ARE VALERIAN!

VALERIAN!

I dont care what everybody but me thinks. I enjoyed that movie. More than once even.


I enjoyed it but it's a "once in a while" movie. They left out a LOT from the comics that would have made it a better movie. But its biggest fault was not being "The Fifth Element". Too many people went into it thinking it would be like that movie & it wasn't. Plus, it wasn't nearly as good at T5E either as that's a movie I can play every day & not get tired of it.
 
2021-10-15 8:07:24 PM  

Dibikad: gameshowhost: She does what?

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Did not expect this reference. Gonna have to dig this movie up.


TFA's author forced me into it. Very first sentence: "She comes in peace."

/wah wahhh wahhhhhhhhhhh
//but ya, a great b-flick, for the ages!
 
2021-10-15 8:09:23 PM  
I'd stick my nose in her butt.
 
2021-10-15 8:21:41 PM  
Looks like Boy George lost weight
 
2021-10-15 8:59:42 PM  

Warrior Kermit: Metastatic Capricorn: Stratohead: given how hard she farked "VALERIAN" , I have my doubts subby.

I am convinced they made the entire movie just for this scene. There was no other reason to watch it.

Mildly NSFW

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/rvoa-t15​c4o]

that scene is amazing and worth rewatching a lot


The choreography is great, the visual effects are great, the music is understated and appropriate, she is lovely... If I was on point for making that scene, I'd watch it every day.
 
2021-10-15 9:05:30 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Mom, Dad.  I'd like you to meet my fiance.
Honey, can you join us in the living room?

*coffin creeks open*

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Resting biatch face combined with that top...yikes.
 
2021-10-15 9:18:12 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: Stratohead: given how hard she farked "VALERIAN" , I have my doubts subby.

I am convinced they made the entire movie just for this scene. There was no other reason to watch it.

Mildly NSFW

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/rvoa-t15​c4o]


I watched it, was surprised about it, and had forgotten about it.  I don't know how you top this in a major motion picture.  Pretty people in pretty attire, and more and more of it, there's just no way to go from here, I don't believe.
 
2021-10-15 10:40:01 PM  
Beautiful woman, horrible actress. Especially when there's a romantic element to the role. She cannot form any sort of bond or chemistry with an on-screen partner that makes you interested in the pair.
 
2021-10-16 12:13:55 AM  
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CSB- I ate that cake.
 
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