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    More: Scary, Deer, antlered deer, 64-year-old Patty Jean Willis, DNR officers, bizarre attack, Hunting, Willis' son, DNR district law supervisor  
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2021-10-15 1:22:39 PM  
"I got about halfway to the coop when I seen that deer coming at me with its antlers down, fast,

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2021-10-15 1:34:47 PM  
oh deer
 
2021-10-15 1:38:14 PM  
It's rutting season, maybe he was just trying to be friendly.
 
2021-10-15 1:43:13 PM  
Dear Deer - Kate Micucci
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/oblig
 
2021-10-15 1:52:14 PM  

Xai: oh deer


What can the matter be?
 
2021-10-15 1:54:09 PM  
Daily news for under a buck!
 
2021-10-15 1:55:59 PM  
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2021-10-15 1:57:52 PM  
Don't kid yourself, farkers - if a deer ever got the chance, he'd kill you and everyone you ever cared about.
 
2021-10-15 1:58:22 PM  
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2021-10-15 1:58:56 PM  
It's one of those things deer like to do for sport.   So the lady didn't know it was a sport?
 
2021-10-15 2:00:06 PM  

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Zom-bambi

Day of the Dead Deer
 
2021-10-15 2:01:47 PM  
Deer Stop
Youtube SeCEL09GtEc
 
2021-10-15 2:05:06 PM  
Deer lord!
 
2021-10-15 2:05:23 PM  
Well, it is mating season for them.
 
2021-10-15 2:05:59 PM  
"park rats" are what we call them at the local disc golf course.

/They are handy for getting rid of honeysuckle though...
 
2021-10-15 2:06:48 PM  
Oh, deer!

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2021-10-15 2:08:43 PM  
"That deer was out to _____," she said. "It was trying to ___ me. It wasn't trying to be nice to me, that's for sure. It's a very _____ deer."

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2021-10-15 2:09:26 PM  
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2021-10-15 2:20:33 PM  
I'm glad they pointed out twice that this happened as she was getting ready to go to church. Important detail.
 
2021-10-15 2:23:26 PM  

testosteronephobe: I'm glad they pointed out twice that this happened as she was getting ready to go to church. Important detail.


She must not have prayed hard enough last week...
 
2021-10-15 2:26:17 PM  

testosteronephobe: I'm glad they pointed out twice that this happened as she was getting ready to go to church. Important detail.


She was praying to the wrong god

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2021-10-15 2:27:40 PM  
that farker needs to be eaten - by his victim - preferably as carpaccio
 
2021-10-15 2:34:54 PM  
She talks like Aunt Bunny

/gooniegoogoo
 
2021-10-15 2:35:58 PM  
It was given a collar so local amateurs don't 'harvest' them, it says inTFA. They can't bring themselves to say they kill them? Man up, amateurs
 
2021-10-15 2:45:08 PM  
 I live in a suburb of St. Louis and we have free-ranging deer everywhere you go. I do my best to make sure they are wary of people. Some people feed them around here (which is illegal). They are not domesticated pets. They are wild animals and will turn on you in a heartbeat if they are rutting, in fear, injured, or have babies. My daughter thinks I'm mean, but it's for their own good and for everyone's safety. That, and those giant yard rats strip my apple trees before I get fruit every single year. But it's mostly about safety.
 
2021-10-15 2:51:21 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I live in a suburb of St. Louis and we have free-ranging deer everywhere you go. I do my best to make sure they are wary of people. Some people feed them around here (which is illegal). They are not domesticated pets. They are wild animals and will turn on you in a heartbeat if they are rutting, in fear, injured, or have babies. My daughter thinks I'm mean, but it's for their own good and for everyone's safety. That, and those giant yard rats strip my apple trees before I get fruit every single year. But it's mostly about safety.


Hello fellow St. Louisan! The park i was referring to was Jefferson Barracks. Damn place is infested with deer.
 
2021-10-15 2:54:52 PM  

Nuuu: Deer lord!


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2021-10-15 2:56:14 PM  

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that's stupid.   deer can't read.
 
2021-10-15 2:56:38 PM  
Sophie Ellis-Bextor - The Deer & The Wolf (Acoustic)
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2021-10-15 2:57:30 PM  

Mikeyworld: It was given a collar so local amateurs don't 'harvest' them, it says inTFA. They can't bring themselves to say they kill them? Man up, amateurs


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2021-10-15 3:09:50 PM  
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2021-10-15 3:12:46 PM  
I don't like coyotes much, (we have a small dog), but a coyote killed a deer on my front lawn one night about a month ago so I considering changing my opinion.
 
2021-10-15 3:18:32 PM  

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Vampire deer. I've been reading about those lately.

THIS IS NOT A PHOTO-SHOP

The fauns are tiny and adorable. The adults grow tiny tusks like vampire fangs.
 
2021-10-15 3:19:35 PM  

LewDux: Nuuu: Deer lord!

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Nice rack, baby!

What men did before the invention of drag artistes.
 
2021-10-15 3:26:48 PM  
Grappling with the Ungulate is my Crazy Horse cover band.

also...
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/ The say that cat Taft is a fat mutha... Shut your mouth!
// I'm just talkin 'bout Taft
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2021-10-15 3:29:46 PM  

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Musk Deer.  Those tear shaped black spots under it's eyes are it's musk glands.  Stuff is so powerful you can't even get the smell out of stainless steel.

Tusks are a secondary sex characteristic, IIRC, used in rutting. Not even a little vampiric.

Muntjacs have the tusks too.
 
2021-10-15 3:35:25 PM  
Was she Bambioozled?
 
2021-10-15 3:42:37 PM  
Bambi's back, all grown up and he's out for blood.

'My name is Bambi. You killed my mother. Prepare to die."
 
2021-10-15 3:43:04 PM  
Blackwood Casino in Co., road 6 lanes wide 25mph. Wtf 25 through here why only 25, FARK! Deeerr many Deer jumping over the guard rails onto the hwy. And a lone individual peeing in his backyard. Rocky Mountain high, Colorado.
 
2021-10-15 4:55:38 PM  
Was she bit?
 
2021-10-15 4:57:15 PM  

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Wait...how do you pronounce her last name?
 
2021-10-15 5:02:51 PM  
"This is my medal for most asses whooped.  And you just added another one, sweetcheeks."


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2021-10-15 5:21:09 PM  

Resident Muslim: Wendigogo: [YouTube video: Dear Deer - Kate Micucci]

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Wait...how do you pronounce her last name?


The proper Italian way.  Mee coochie
Rhymes with Gucci.
 
2021-10-15 5:22:54 PM  
Michigan CSB: My mom hit a deer many years ago (not far from home), and my dad, figuring on not wasting the venison, decided to track it, as the deer had run back into the woods, but was definitely injured.

He easily tracked it (lots of blood loss), and figured the deer would not last long, but the 10 point buck still had some life in him... my dad found himself getting charged, and had not brought anything to use as a weapon. He grabbed a fallen branch nearby, and swung at the deer, where it finally collapsed.

More recently... three days ago, I rounded the corner in my town during my morning walk to ... "surprise deer". I live in a small town, but we have a large number of wild animals who have made it home.
 
2021-10-15 6:31:07 PM  
So now all the hunters in the vicinity will be hunting  for the killer deer with the orange collar.
 
2021-10-15 6:41:36 PM  

shastacola: It's rutting season, maybe he was just trying to be friendly.


Deer during rutting season are extra farking obnoxious. i used to live in the country and at the time I was driving an Infiniti G35x that had a stock exhaust resonator that for some reason attracted bucks like goddamn moths to a flame. I was charged multiple times over six or seven years by entitled males while driving slow on two lane roads. Whatever the exhaust signature of that car, it was a sexual threat to any buck within hearing distance.

Wild animals will always wild. I lived overseas for a few years decades ago and I was at a party at a very wealthy person's house outside of Bangkok, and they had two first generation Serval blends as pets - both maybe 25 pounds, tops. You know how your 11 pound housecats can fark you up? A cat that weighs 2.5 times as much can cause 20 times more damage. Those cats were motherfarkers.

Like, if a 10 pound cat launches at your chest full force you can probably catch it. A 25 pound cat doing the same thing is like trying to catch a medicine ball launched harder than any human can throw it. They also bit - HARD.
 
2021-10-15 7:46:30 PM  
Meh. It could have been worse.

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2021-10-15 7:52:11 PM  
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2021-10-15 9:31:02 PM  
I guess she didn't read the sign.
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2021-10-15 11:07:08 PM  
If we're allowed to go into their turf to shot at them it's only fair they can come onto our turf and pin us to the ground.
 
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