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(ABC7 Chicago)   Don't you just hate it when you're trying to run a marathon, and instead you get punched out by Gary Coleman?   (abc7chicago.com) divider line
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2021-10-15 11:51:23 AM  
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2021-10-15 11:56:16 AM  
Chicago police confirmed they'd arrested 32-year-old Gary Coleman after they say he repeatedly punched a 66-year-old woman on that CTA platform. He now faces four felony charges in that case. Court records show he was charged in a separate attack days earlier.

But he's back out on the street to do it again, not getting any help at all.  Meanwhile, BLM protesters stay in jail for days, sometimes dying of thirst.

3 cheers for American exceptionalism.
 
2021-10-15 12:49:16 PM  
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2021-10-15 1:13:11 PM  
If I had a dollar....
 
2021-10-15 1:16:04 PM  
RIP
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2021-10-15 1:17:26 PM  
America has a serious mental illness problem and letting the mentally ill wander around with no help at all whatsoever is not doing anything to solve it.
 
2021-10-15 1:18:56 PM  
Life imitates Postal yet again.
 
2021-10-15 1:19:57 PM  

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2021-10-15 1:21:58 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: America has a serious mental illness problem and letting the mentally ill wander around with no help at all whatsoever is not doing anything to solve it.


We can put them in jail. Problem solved. You're welcome. Don't forget to vote for me in November.
 
2021-10-15 1:22:59 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: America has a serious mental illness problem and letting the mentally ill wander around with no help at all whatsoever is not doing anything to solve it.


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You're welcome!
 
2021-10-15 1:23:52 PM  
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On the scene
 
2021-10-15 1:25:31 PM  
He punched her from beyond the grave?
 
2021-10-15 1:26:41 PM  

Karma Chameleon: RIP
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That is an Old man.
 
2021-10-15 1:29:08 PM  
Wait until there are only half as many cops patrolling Chicago and the city is overrun with Gary Colemans.
Gary Colemans attacking little old ladies
Gary Colemans fighting with cats
Gary Colemans in the garbage
 
2021-10-15 1:31:14 PM  

rfenster: He punched her from beyond the grave?


what i came to ask, because i what to know if he was punching down.. or up?

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2021-10-15 1:33:03 PM  

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2021-10-15 1:34:17 PM  
yes, i do very much what to know.  i spell good.
and to be clear, i wasn't making a height joke.  i wouldn't do that.
i'm only suggesting Gary Coleman might be in hell.
/cockpit
 
2021-10-15 1:36:44 PM  
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/ it's gary cole, man
 
2021-10-15 1:36:59 PM  
Very rarely do I see a mugshot that so effortlessly and eloquently encapsulates an entire life.

That is one hell of a rough 32.
 
2021-10-15 1:37:28 PM  
Maybe she looked a bit too much like Dana Plato?
 
2021-10-15 1:39:23 PM  
Disturbin Strokes
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2021-10-15 1:43:01 PM  
A police investigator was overhead asking, "Whatchoo talkin' about, witness?"
 
2021-10-15 1:47:26 PM  
Does getting kicked in the shin by Emmanuel Lewis count for anything?
 
2021-10-15 1:50:50 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: But he's back out on the street to do it again, not getting any help at all.  Meanwhile, BLM protesters stay in jail for days, sometimes dying of thirst.


...in the same jurisdiction during approximately the same time period?  Policies of this nature are vastly different by jurisdiction and change over time.
 
2021-10-15 1:51:19 PM  

jtown: Does getting kicked in the shin by Emmanuel Lewis count for anything?


No, that's as high as he can reach.
 
2021-10-15 1:51:55 PM  
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2021-10-15 2:12:31 PM  

Geotpf: Benevolent Misanthrope: But he's back out on the street to do it again, not getting any help at all.  Meanwhile, BLM protesters stay in jail for days, sometimes dying of thirst.

...in the same jurisdiction during approximately the same time period?  Policies of this nature are vastly different by jurisdiction and change over time.


And yet they are all, every last one of them, f*cking pigs.  Yes, even that one.  And that one, too.  Yeah, that one, too.  All of them.

Don't even think to white knight those f*ckers.
 
2021-10-15 2:18:40 PM  
PAGANS!
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They give Christianity a bad name.
 
2021-10-15 2:36:06 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Wait until there are only half as many cops patrolling Chicago and the city is overrun with Gary Colemans.
Gary Colemans attacking little old ladies
Gary Colemans fighting with cats
Gary Colemans in the garbage


I like to think if I kicked a man so small right in the balls he'd get air. Is he a dwarf or just smaller?
 
2021-10-15 2:37:35 PM  

woodjf: Harry Freakstorm: Wait until there are only half as many cops patrolling Chicago and the city is overrun with Gary Colemans.
Gary Colemans attacking little old ladies
Gary Colemans fighting with cats
Gary Colemans in the garbage

I like to think if I kicked a man so small right in the balls he'd get air. Is he a dwarf or just smaller?


Can I say dwarf? Little people. I know midget is right out.
 
2021-10-15 2:46:47 PM  
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2021-10-15 2:47:12 PM  
That's the swell fella who was arrested.
 
2021-10-15 2:58:03 PM  
Who farking cares?

/oblig
 
2021-10-15 3:06:25 PM  
Yeah I do. Namely because Gary Coleman is dead.
 
2021-10-15 3:57:21 PM  
She's lucky he wasn't armed
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2021-10-15 4:52:14 PM  
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2021-10-15 7:08:28 PM  

UltimaCS: Smelly Pirate Hooker: America has a serious mental illness problem and letting the mentally ill wander around with no help at all whatsoever is not doing anything to solve it.

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You're welcome!


Because anything Ronald Reagan supposedly did, the Democratic Presidents who followed him were absolutely helpless to undo.
 
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