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2021-10-15 4:55:22 PM  
I'm more confused by the shark attack in New Mexico.
 
2021-10-15 4:59:14 PM  
 
2021-10-15 5:00:07 PM  
And since folks are apparently too lazy to use Google themselves...

https://www.courier-journal.com/story/​news/local/2021/10/15/shark-attack-ken​tucky-jared-polis-tweet-and-2006-aquar​ium-incident/8465694002/
 
2021-10-15 5:38:32 PM  
she inadvertently put her hand in the bottom of the tank

How the hell do you 'inadvertently' put your hand on the bottom of a 9,000 gallon tank? How long is her farkin' arm?!?!
 
2021-10-15 5:38:57 PM  
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2021-10-15 5:39:51 PM  

Birnone: she inadvertently put her hand in the bottom of the tank

How the hell do you 'inadvertently' put your hand on the bottom of a 9,000 gallon tank? How long is her farkin' arm?!?!


Maybe it was a feet deep but very, very, very... , very wide.
 
2021-10-15 5:40:41 PM  
a foot, stupid English.
 
2021-10-15 5:43:12 PM  
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2021-10-15 5:45:21 PM  
Just like when airlines proudly proclaim their safety record, all I have to say is...
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/When the South Dakota Shark Massacre happens, don't say I didn't warn 'ya.
 
2021-10-15 5:47:17 PM  

Dr.Fey: Walker: I'm more confused by the shark attack in New Mexico.

https://www.kob.com/albuquerque-news/r​ecent-viral-tweet-unearths-shark-attac​k-in-nm/6268797/


Thanks for clearing it up. I thought it was a telegram gone bad.
 
2021-10-15 5:48:42 PM  
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2021-10-15 5:49:47 PM  

Walker: I'm more confused by the shark attack in New Mexico.


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2021-10-15 6:00:01 PM  
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You don't see sharks in Montana do you?
 
2021-10-15 6:11:46 PM  
Ok, they were nurse sharks in a tank and probably provoked in some way. Why are they called nurse sharks? Do they perform emergency medical procedures in some way
 
2021-10-15 6:12:07 PM  
My buddy at the Post recently uncovered teacher social security numbers in the HTML code, notifies them before releasing the story,  and is facing charges for "hacking".
 
2021-10-15 6:13:37 PM  
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Nowhere is safe
 
2021-10-15 6:18:44 PM  

Chemlight Battery: Walker: I'm more confused by the shark attack in New Mexico.

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2021-10-15 6:30:28 PM  
 
2021-10-15 7:08:04 PM  
Watch out for those corn sharks

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2021-10-15 7:18:40 PM  
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2021-10-15 7:43:19 PM  

berylman: Ok, they were nurse sharks in a tank and probably provoked in some way. Why are they called nurse sharks? Do they perform emergency medical procedures in some way


only if you  stick your willy in them.  that's where that lady went wrong.  she tried to get friendly first.
 
2021-10-15 8:27:57 PM  
The origin story of Jaws was terrifying. People swimming in canals with no knowledge that bull sharks were lurking.

It's what you don't see that's most terrifying.
 
2021-10-16 10:19:26 AM  

Dr.Fey: And since folks are apparently too lazy to use Google themselves...

https://www.courier-journal.com/story/​news/local/2021/10/15/shark-attack-ken​tucky-jared-polis-tweet-and-2006-aquar​ium-incident/8465694002/


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