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(Oddity Central)   Behold the Swiss Mini Gun, the world's smallest working revolver. Good for getting rid of small pests like cockroaches, fleas   (odditycentral.com) divider line
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5534 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Oct 2021 at 9:50 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-15 8:07:40 AM  
/smiles in Ian McCollum

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//Or is that SMLEs in Ian McCollum?
 
2021-10-15 9:00:05 AM  
Finally. A gun that adequately reflects the penis size of your average ammosexual
 
2021-10-15 9:20:11 AM  
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2021-10-15 9:23:29 AM  
A perfect companion to Kitchen Gun.

First house cleaning and now pest control, is there anything guns can't do?
Kitchen Gun - In stores now! 🔫😂 - BBC
Youtube 6-7NDP8V-6A
 
2021-10-15 9:52:13 AM  
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2021-10-15 9:53:30 AM  
The Guard - little protestants
Youtube lOF1GJimMJI
 
2021-10-15 9:54:13 AM  
Only men with sufficiently large peni could afford to buy this.
 
2021-10-15 9:56:30 AM  
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2021-10-15 9:58:07 AM  
I wondered how they got those holes in their cheese...
 
2021-10-15 9:58:13 AM  

BitwiseShift: Only men with sufficiently large peni could afford to buy this.


If you have a massive genetically modified clit, does that count?
 
2021-10-15 10:03:17 AM  

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2021-10-15 10:03:37 AM  

aungen: BitwiseShift: Only men with sufficiently large peni could afford to buy this.

If you have a massive genetically modified clit, does that count?


Your superhero name will be Hyena
 
2021-10-15 10:03:50 AM  
That little thing is probably useless, but the craftsmanship is to be admired.
 
2021-10-15 10:04:34 AM  

Gubbo: Finally. A gun that adequately reflects the penis size of your average ammosexual


What is the average size, in your experience?
 
2021-10-15 10:04:43 AM  
Now I want a tiny minigun.
 
2021-10-15 10:06:57 AM  
Behold an American Mini Gun:
GE M134 MINIGUN
Youtube nG3Hi7K9MU4
 
2021-10-15 10:09:22 AM  
Behold an American Mini Gum

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2021-10-15 10:10:23 AM  
I recall when they came out it was used as a pretense to induce panic about them getting into schools.
Never mind they are weaker than a bb gun, cost as much as a car, and are illegal to import. By the time it got filtered through the outrage generator parents were getting told that they were being made explicitly to bypass school metal detectors and soon the schools would be awash with them.
I don't even recall what student rights they were using it as a pretense to abolish, just how patently thin and histrionic the excuse to exploit the existence of these was.
 
2021-10-15 10:11:06 AM  
It's so easy to conceal that countries like the United States and the United Kingdom have made the Swiss Mini Gun illegal to import.

That's a bit of an untrue statement. Unlike the UK where almost everything including your steak knife is restricted or banned the US doesn't give a flying fark about easy to conceal. We have a billion dollar annual market of easy to conceal firearms. You can buy actually lethal pen sized zip guns with a $10 tax stamp. We do have an import ban by weight and length, but that's more of a protectionist ban that was done under the guise of sporting arms. The way they sometimes get around this is barrel attachments that are pinned on, or a compact pistol with a stupid long barrel that you just remove after import and transfer.

These have been made since the 1800's, mini machine guns were a thing before the 86 ban. It's more of an exercise in fine machine work.
 
2021-10-15 10:15:40 AM  

aungen: BitwiseShift: Only men with sufficiently large peni could afford to buy this.

If you have a massive genetically modified clit, does that count?


Pics or I don't believe  you.
 
2021-10-15 10:17:50 AM  
I mostly use one for the screwdriver and corkscrew attachments.
 
2021-10-15 10:18:14 AM  
The Slo Mo guys on YouTube tested this gun.  It would rip in to you.

Tore through an unopened coke can far more than you would think.
 
2021-10-15 10:18:17 AM  
Add it to the list, boys:


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2021-10-15 10:21:06 AM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: It's so easy to conceal that countries like the United States and the United Kingdom have made the Swiss Mini Gun illegal to import.

That's a bit of an untrue statement. Unlike the UK where almost everything including your steak knife is restricted or banned the US doesn't give a flying fark about easy to conceal. We have a billion dollar annual market of easy to conceal firearms. You can buy actually lethal pen sized zip guns with a $10 tax stamp. We do have an import ban by weight and length, but that's more of a protectionist ban that was done under the guise of sporting arms. The way they sometimes get around this is barrel attachments that are pinned on, or a compact pistol with a stupid long barrel that you just remove after import and transfer.

These have been made since the 1800's, mini machine guns were a thing before the 86 ban. It's more of an exercise in fine machine work.


Yeah, they were strictly a technological demonstrator of Swiss precision machining.
Purely coincidentally, their barrel and weight prevent them from getting past the 1968 "stop guns that black people buy" regulation, and have too little metal to pass the 1988 regulation about being picked up by metal detectors.
 
2021-10-15 10:22:13 AM  
Do want.
 
2021-10-15 10:24:23 AM  

Dryad: I recall when they came out it was used as a pretense to induce panic about them getting into schools.
Never mind they are weaker than a bb gun, cost as much as a car, and are illegal to import. By the time it got filtered through the outrage generator parents were getting told that they were being made explicitly to bypass school metal detectors and soon the schools would be awash with them.
I don't even recall what student rights they were using it as a pretense to abolish, just how patently thin and histrionic the excuse to exploit the existence of these was.


And then they popularized toothpick crossbows, which were then banned also, I think.
 
2021-10-15 10:24:57 AM  
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2021-10-15 10:29:37 AM  

Gubbo: Finally. A gun that adequately reflects the penis size of your average ammosexual


You know,these small dick jokes about gun owners are getting old. Many gun owners have genitalia of average size....


...it just doesn't work.
 
2021-10-15 10:30:54 AM  

MycroftHolmes: Behold an American Mini Gum

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I used to love those as a kid
 
Juc
2021-10-15 10:31:55 AM  
so they had to ask a person if this gun could kill a guy?
sure if you tape it to the tip of an RPG you shoot dead on at someone.

you'd need some real massive luck to cause anything more than an infection with that thing.
 
2021-10-15 10:33:08 AM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: Gubbo: Finally. A gun that adequately reflects the penis size of your average ammosexual

You know,these small dick jokes about gun owners are getting old. Many gun owners have genitalia of average size....


...it just doesn't work.


Shows how much you know; that gun will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus.
 
2021-10-15 10:44:05 AM  
"We would like to take this opportunity to inform journalists who are interested in writing articles about our product that the power of most airguns or BB guns, which are in many countries freely on sale, can exceed over 10 times the power of our ammunition," the Swiss Mini Gun website reads. "The power of the Swiss Mini Gun Cal. 2.34m/m ammunition is just less than 1 joule."

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2021-10-15 10:46:35 AM  
PEW PEW PEW
 
2021-10-15 11:01:20 AM  

Juc: so they had to ask a person if this gun could kill a guy?
sure if you tape it to the tip of an RPG you shoot dead on at someone.

you'd need some real massive luck to cause anything more than an infection with that thing.


As a journalist you cannot input your own opinion.  You cannot say "it is obvious that a gun such as this could not kill a person" but you can interview someone, preferably a expert, that tells you what you already know.
 
2021-10-15 11:01:23 AM  

Gubbo: Finally. A gun that adequately reflects the penis size of your average ammosexual


Penis envy much?
 
2021-10-15 11:04:15 AM  

Nick Nostril: "We would like to take this opportunity to inform journalists who are interested in writing articles about our product that the power of most airguns or BB guns, which are in many countries freely on sale, can exceed over 10 times the power of our ammunition," the Swiss Mini Gun website reads. "The power of the Swiss Mini Gun Cal. 2.34m/m ammunition is just less than 1 joule."


1 joule? The plastic bb's that airsoft toys shoot carry around 3 joules.
 
2021-10-15 11:04:29 AM  
Why?

My word, some people have more money than sense.
 
2021-10-15 11:09:09 AM  

a_room_with_a_moose: Why?

My word, some people have more money than sense.


It is a pretty cool accomplishment of miniaturization.  It is not something you would use, it is something you would show off.
 
Juc
2021-10-15 11:09:39 AM  

PaceyWhitter: Juc: so they had to ask a person if this gun could kill a guy?
sure if you tape it to the tip of an RPG you shoot dead on at someone.

you'd need some real massive luck to cause anything more than an infection with that thing.

As a journalist you cannot input your own opinion.  You cannot say "it is obvious that a gun such as this could not kill a person" but you can interview someone, preferably a expert, that tells you what you already know.


fair point.
 
2021-10-15 11:15:05 AM  

munko: Gubbo: Finally. A gun that adequately reflects the penis size of your average ammosexual

Penis envy much?


People suffering from toxic masculinity and ideologies that fail to value women often tend to feel that the worst insults one could offer are those that feminize or otherwise threaten male sexual dominance and potency.
/Its easier to understand their hyperfixation on penii when you recognize its just a product of their upbringing.
 
2021-10-15 11:19:18 AM  

PaceyWhitter: a_room_with_a_moose: Why?

My word, some people have more money than sense.

It is a pretty cool accomplishment of miniaturization.  It is not something you would use, it is something you would show off.


My phone is a marvel of miniaturization, too. At least it has some use.

This thing is the Hummel figurine of guns. Useless and a little creepy.
 
2021-10-15 11:21:29 AM  

aungen: BitwiseShift: Only men with sufficiently large peni could afford to buy this.

If you have a massive genetically modified clit, does that count?


Yes, and with years of study could achieve a Doctorate in Mathematics.
 
2021-10-15 11:23:04 AM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: Gubbo: Finally. A gun that adequately reflects the penis size of your average ammosexual

You know,these small dick jokes about gun owners are getting old. Many gun owners have genitalia of average size....


...it just doesn't work.


Or perhaps you should do something sexy for them instead of laying there cold.
 
2021-10-15 11:32:35 AM  

Juc: so they had to ask a person if this gun could kill a guy?
sure if you tape it to the tip of an RPG you shoot dead on at someone.

you'd need some real massive luck to cause anything more than an infection with that thing.


Airguns from Walmart are more dangerous.
 
2021-10-15 11:35:24 AM  
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Who did they make that for?
 
2021-10-15 12:04:23 PM  
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Pecos Filbert and Popcorn don't have time for that micro-gat, they are too busy doling out heaping helpings of brutal WESTERN JUSTICE the old-fashioned way... BY LEAVING THEIR DISEASE-LADEN DROPPINGS IN THE GRUEL OF EVIL-DOERS EVERYWHERE!
 
2021-10-15 12:10:31 PM  

Dryad: justanotherfarkinfarker: It's so easy to conceal that countries like the United States and the United Kingdom have made the Swiss Mini Gun illegal to import.

That's a bit of an untrue statement. Unlike the UK where almost everything including your steak knife is restricted or banned the US doesn't give a flying fark about easy to conceal. We have a billion dollar annual market of easy to conceal firearms. You can buy actually lethal pen sized zip guns with a $10 tax stamp. We do have an import ban by weight and length, but that's more of a protectionist ban that was done under the guise of sporting arms. The way they sometimes get around this is barrel attachments that are pinned on, or a compact pistol with a stupid long barrel that you just remove after import and transfer.

These have been made since the 1800's, mini machine guns were a thing before the 86 ban. It's more of an exercise in fine machine work.

Yeah, they were strictly a technological demonstrator of Swiss precision machining.
Purely coincidentally, their barrel and weight prevent them from getting past the 1968 "stop guns that black people buy" regulation, and have too little metal to pass the 1988 regulation about being picked up by metal detectors.


Which regulation is that?
 
2021-10-15 12:11:02 PM  
"Say hello to my little friend!"
 
2021-10-15 12:13:34 PM  

Dryad: munko: Gubbo: Finally. A gun that adequately reflects the penis size of your average ammosexual

Penis envy much?

People suffering from toxic masculinity and ideologies that fail to value women often tend to feel that the worst insults one could offer are those that feminize or otherwise threaten male sexual dominance and potency.
/Its easier to understand their hyperfixation on penii when you recognize its just a product of their upbringing.


Oh, is that why you called me "woman" in the other thread?

I'll allow it.
 
2021-10-15 12:14:10 PM  

cwheelie: PEW PEW PEW


(PEW PEW PEW)
 
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