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(WHDH Boston)   Oil tanker turns the Brown Circle Rotary wicked severe in Revere   (whdh.com) divider line
    More: Fail, United States Coast Guard, United States, Automobile, tanker truck, All rights reserved, Copyright, preliminary investigation, gallons of heating oil  
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2390 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2021 at 5:30 AM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-14 6:06:29 AM  
You can't drift an oil truck, buddy.
 
2021-10-14 6:13:29 AM  
A preliminary investigation determined the truck had a defect in its braking system at the time of the crash, according to state police.

While it might have had one or more faulty brakes, the biggest defect was the nut holding the steering wheel.
 
2021-10-14 6:24:38 AM  
I've heard experts state that the accident caused nearly $2,500,000 in improvements to Revere-by-the-Sea.
 
2021-10-14 6:27:19 AM  
"Goddamit, I missed the turn for The Squire strip club again!"
 
2021-10-14 6:44:50 AM  
That's a dangerous spot to stop the car
 
2021-10-14 7:09:34 AM  

skinink: "Goddamit, I missed the turn for The Squire strip club again!"


Was Mo Vaughn the driver?
 
2021-10-14 7:15:27 AM  
"The truck has since been taken out of service to undergo repairs."

Yeah, no it's not.  It's going to be written off as a wreck and sent off for dismantling, but only after whoever serviced the truck and/or passed it's inspection gets put through the wringer.
 
2021-10-14 7:27:43 AM  
Do not, I repeat DO NOT GIS "Brown Circle Rotary".
 
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2021-10-14 7:34:16 AM  

skinink: "Goddamit, I missed the turn for The Squire strip club again!"


I used to work in a nearby supermarket in my late teens and early 20s (circa early 2000s). One of my coworkers was a middle aged man who would always ask me to come with him to the Squire after work. In the late afternoon! I thought that was the saddest thing ever
 
2021-10-14 8:17:35 AM  

skinink: "Goddamit, I missed the turn for The Squire strip club again!"


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2021-10-14 8:36:42 AM  
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2021-10-14 8:41:34 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: skinink: "Goddamit, I missed the turn for The Squire strip club again!"

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Well ever since they closed the Golden
Banana up Route 1, it is no surprise this was gonna happen someday
 
2021-10-14 9:05:59 AM  
I hope the driver was wearing brown pants.
 
2021-10-14 9:06:14 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: You can't drift an oil truck, buddy.


Not with THAT attitude you can't, mister.
 
2021-10-14 10:07:48 AM  
Wow, I haven't thought of the Squire for decades.....

Yeah, said truck went far, far too fast into that rotary. Also it's a genuinely crappy rotary in a crappy part of well. All of Revere is crappy, so it's really not saying much. 

/real connoisseurs hit up the Glass Slipper
 
2021-10-14 10:14:14 AM  
Jus waak away buddy.  Keep on wakkin.  We got it takin cayih of heya.

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