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(ABC News)   Porn movies once more proven completely unrealistic when a real life lesbian cop finds her partner in bed with another woman and does not join in for a spontaneous threesome but shoots them both instead   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
    More: Sad, New York City, New York City police officer, Brooklyn, Interpersonal relationship, Police officer, Intimate relationship, Police, Constable  
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4331 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2021 at 7:30 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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yms
2021-10-14 7:32:36 AM  
Subby obviously doesn't watch the same porn as me.
 
2021-10-14 7:33:44 AM  
Lady cops are the worst
 
2021-10-14 7:34:18 AM  
Well there's a Me Too if I've ever heard one.
 
2021-10-14 7:35:30 AM  
Film it!
 
2021-10-14 7:35:37 AM  
Cop trumps lesbian. At least in this case....

/Not happy about the new connotation of the word "trumps"
 
2021-10-14 7:39:09 AM  
Unfortunately domestic violence is common place in law enforcement
 
2021-10-14 7:39:33 AM  
Gay cops are still cops.
 
2021-10-14 7:39:42 AM  
So she thought it was her house but it was really the neighbors house and she was tired or drunk or on drugs, and killed them I someone else's apartment.

BUT it turns out her girlfriend happened to be in bed with that neighbor, so now it's a crime of passion instead of a drunk dumbass in the wrong house murdering people.

And THEN the real twist happens. Thanks M. Night Shaymalan!
 
2021-10-14 7:40:22 AM  
Dammit typos
 
2021-10-14 7:40:33 AM  
So you shoot the one that wasn't cheating on you and probably didn't even know they were aiding an affair.

/not that she should've killed her partner instead, mind
 
2021-10-14 7:40:41 AM  
I thought the article wasn't too clear on the story, so here's a Daily Mail article to fill in the gaps:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti​c​le-10090227/NYPD-officer-31-finds-girl​friend-bed-woman-shoots-killing-one.ht​ml
 
2021-10-14 7:42:04 AM  
FTA: Assistant Chief Michael Kemper, commanding officer of Patrol Borough Brooklyn South, said at a press conference Wednesday evening... "The whole incident is horrible, but these cops performed great, just heroically, and this is what NYPD cops come upon every single day ... Is this an incident they would want to come upon? No. But unfortunately throughout their careers they come upon this."

So, aside from the admission that members of your force murder their intimate partners on a regular basis, are New York police standards really so farking low that just turning up at a crime where the perpetrator called it in themselves and waited for the police to arrive is considered heroic?

What would be standard performance for cops like this? "Well we only stole some of the victims' possessions and took a few photos for our all cop Whatsapp group."
 
2021-10-14 7:42:49 AM  
In the armed services there's a reason adultury is a literal crime. You don't wanna mix people who carry firearms for a living and infidelity. Insert ChrisrockmemeIdontsayitsokaybutIunders​tand.jpeg.
 
2021-10-14 7:43:32 AM  
It's a step forward when we can see this kind of diversity in double homicides.
 
2021-10-14 7:45:53 AM  
Ooh..   Cat fight.  Raaar!

/very, very short cat fight.
 
2021-10-14 7:47:44 AM  

swahnhennessy: So you shoot the one that wasn't cheating on you and probably didn't even know they were aiding an affair.

/not that she should've killed her partner instead, mind


This whole post is pointless now that I see it was her ex.
All prior reporting I'd read had made them seem current.
 
2021-10-14 7:48:52 AM  
But did she fix the cable?
 
2021-10-14 7:50:55 AM  
The most unrealistic thing about porn is it shows women having sex just for the pleasure of it.
 
2021-10-14 7:52:13 AM  

swahnhennessy: So you shoot the one that wasn't cheating on you and probably didn't even know they were aiding an affair.

/not that she should've killed her partner instead, mind


Uh, she shot two people, and one of them failed to die. That may not be by design on her part - probably isn't.
 
2021-10-14 7:53:16 AM  
The odd part is that she just didn't discover them but was lying in wait for hours knowing they'd show up together. I'd call that premeditated murder and not just a spontaneous moment of crazy
 
2021-10-14 7:53:54 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: The most unrealistic thing about porn is it shows women having sex just for the pleasure of it.


That post is like the story Hemingway wrote about the baby shoes for sale.
A tragedy in one sentence.
 
2021-10-14 7:54:03 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Ooh..   Cat fight.  Raaar!

/very, very short cat fight.


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2021-10-14 7:54:19 AM  

ColonelCathcart: Lady cops are the worst


A worthless pig cop is still a worthless pig cop, regardless of gender or sexual orientation.  Fark the pig cops.
 
2021-10-14 7:55:48 AM  
So the NYPD has been employing another murderer on the force for 51/2 years.

But it's heroic when her coworkers show up to process the scene. How about a narrative where you have people not mentally suited to carry firearms or be entrusted with lethal force over their communities
 
2021-10-14 7:56:02 AM  

berylman: The odd part is that she just didn't discover them but was lying in wait for hours knowing they'd show up together. I'd call that premeditated murder and not just a spontaneous moment of crazy


Woah woah WOAAAAHHHH.... let's not jump to conclusions until the union has a chance to conduct a full and fair investigation for the DA's office.
odds are you're right and she's hosed

/because she's a woman and not a man
//and she bats for the 'wrong team'
///giggidy
 
2021-10-14 7:56:27 AM  
Fark, you're slipping.  Look at the surnames.
 
2021-10-14 7:57:16 AM  
I have to withhold all judgement until I see how hot all parties involved are q
 
2021-10-14 7:58:27 AM  
If cops shoot people they love, you can understand why they have no problem doing this to people they don't even know.

/ACAB
 
2021-10-14 8:00:27 AM  
I used to work with a girl who's girlfriend was a cop and they were both gorgeous.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
 
2021-10-14 8:04:42 AM  
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2021-10-14 8:04:47 AM  
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2021-10-14 8:06:43 AM  
I guess she'll be able to get all the poon she can handle behind bars now.
 
2021-10-14 8:08:18 AM  
i just noticed that the article outs the identity of the deceased victim but not of the shooter.  yay America.
 
2021-10-14 8:08:38 AM  
to add to the tragedy, she had to shoot her own dog.
 
2021-10-14 8:10:39 AM  
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2021-10-14 8:10:43 AM  

Walker: If cops shoot people they love, you can understand why they have no problem doing this to people they don't even know.

/ACAB


ALCAB

You're not being inclusive.
 
2021-10-14 8:14:32 AM  
We can all find our own personal reasons to hate everybody in this story for being moral failures.
 
2021-10-14 8:14:44 AM  
Just watched Scissor Sisters in Leg Love Lock ....so I'm getting a kic......
 
2021-10-14 8:14:48 AM  

Marcos P: I used to work with a girl who's girlfriend was a cop and they were both gorgeous.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.


I was a beard for a beautiful red head who dated a stripper.  I got to drive them around to the strip clubs and watch them make out in the back seat.  Quadra magnificence

Has nothing to do with the story.  I just like mentioning this any time I can.
 
2021-10-14 8:15:53 AM  

MillionDollarMo: Well there's a Me Too if I've ever heard one.


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2021-10-14 8:16:45 AM  
Noir movies, however, are holding up their end nicely.
 
2021-10-14 8:17:18 AM  

WDFark think for a second: In the armed services there's a reason adultury is a literal crime. You don't wanna mix people who carry firearms for a living and infidelity. Insert ChrisrockmemeIdontsayitsokaybutIunders​tand.jpeg.


Check your privilege!
 
2021-10-14 8:17:23 AM  
Oh man.  Wait until she gets to Chick prison and the cons find out she's a lesbian cop who shot lesbians.
 
2021-10-14 8:17:29 AM  
One of those cases where the multiple uses of the word "partner" had me unclear at first what the relationship was....
 
2021-10-14 8:18:36 AM  
"This is what NYPD cops come upon every single day," Kemper said. "Is this an incident they would want to come upon? No. But unfortunately throughout their careers they come upon this."

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2021-10-14 8:19:35 AM  
eats, shoots and leaves
 
2021-10-14 8:19:43 AM  
Two girls, one cop
 
2021-10-14 8:19:59 AM  
Bang bang, she shot her down
Bang bang, she hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, she shot her baby down

Music played and people sang
Just for her the church bells rang
 
2021-10-14 8:22:05 AM  
I always said the world would be a better place if we followed porn logic...well not the stuff about step relations, that is just gross.  Also those who shoplifter videos seem a bit rapey.
 
2021-10-14 8:23:48 AM  

Jake Havechek: ColonelCathcart: Lady cops are the worst

A worthless pig cop is still a worthless pig cop, regardless of gender or sexual orientation.  Fark the pig cops.


Sure, you guys have an ethos. My point was every interaction I've had with a lady cop, they were generally more aggressive than the guys I've interacted with.

A lot more serious as if they're trying to out-boy the boys.
 
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