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(AZ Family)   There's a fine line between wanting to choke a coworker with a metal wire and actually choking a coworker with a metal wire   (azfamily.com) divider line
    More: Scary, KILL, 41-year-old Jay Christopher Case, Copper, Monday afternoon, local company, piece of metal wire, second witness, victim  
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2310 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2021 at 3:25 AM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-13 11:06:07 PM  
Oh you don't have to explain that to me.
 
2021-10-13 11:33:08 PM  
Al Bundy turned a dark corner.
 
2021-10-14 2:53:26 AM  
I once choked a man with a metal wire in Arizona just to watch him press attempted murder charges.
 
2021-10-14 3:29:59 AM  
Did the choker have a barcode on the back of their head?
 
2021-10-14 3:41:49 AM  
Al Bundy left the shoe business?
 
2021-10-14 3:43:35 AM  
No provocation?   What an odd Case.
 
2021-10-14 3:45:17 AM  
no one seems to know what sparked the attack. I need more data but I have a theory: the victim wasn't white.
 
2021-10-14 4:02:40 AM  

chucknasty: no one seems to know what sparked the attack. I need more data but I have a theory: the victim wasn't white.


Makes sense - I suspect they were a bit more a shade of blue
 
2021-10-14 4:26:32 AM  

CheetahOlivetti: Al Bundy turned a dark corner.


Al Bundy
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Solomon Grundy
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Al Grundy
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/or is it Solomon Bundy?
 
2021-10-14 4:43:43 AM  
Umm...

Definition of wire
(Entry 1 of 2)
1a : metal in the form of a usually very flexible thread or slender rod b : a thread or rod of such material[entry 2 of 2 is the verb]
 
2021-10-14 4:49:40 AM  
Hey, what a coinkydink...

Word of the Day : October 14, 2021
cabal
noun kuh-BAHLAs in, Al Bundy tried to garotte some dude with a metal cabal.
 
2021-10-14 4:56:03 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: CheetahOlivetti: Al Bundy turned a dark corner.

Al Bundy
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Solomon Grundy
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Al Grundy
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/or is it Solomon Bundy?


Ed O'Kill?
 
2021-10-14 5:02:32 AM  

CheetahOlivetti: Al Bundy turned a dark corner.


Who's that riding in the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the main that kills for fun?

Psycho Dad,
Psycho Dad,
PSYCHO DAD!
 
2021-10-14 5:14:23 AM  
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2021-10-14 5:26:03 AM  
As with many things, consent is key.  As is a solid safe word/tap system.
 
2021-10-14 5:39:54 AM  
I've seen this X-Files episode before.  Was anybody working on the phone lines outside?

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2021-10-14 5:41:41 AM  

chucknasty: no one seems to know what sparked the attack. I need more data but I have a theory: the victim wasn't white.


Based on what?
 
2021-10-14 5:55:49 AM  

Gyrfalcon: chucknasty: no one seems to know what sparked the attack. I need more data but I have a theory: the victim wasn't white.

Based on what?


Based on the attack, I'd hazard a guess that he was turning blue.
 
2021-10-14 5:55:53 AM  
"Why is it when you kill a man in battle its called heroic, but when you kill a man in the heat of passion it's called murder"
 
2021-10-14 6:04:32 AM  
The dude is clearly a fan of this guy and his exploits:

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2021-10-14 6:13:32 AM  
The victim said he and Case fell backwards, then he kicked Case in the face before coworkers came to help. After Case was stopped, he left the business.


Case "left the business" after this? WTF? Why was he not viciously beaten by everyone else there?
 
2021-10-14 6:39:15 AM  
He also added him and Case rarely spoke to each other.

A person who calls himself a writer wrote that, and was paid for it.
 
TWX
2021-10-14 6:46:18 AM  

Aquapope: He also added him and Case rarely spoke to each other.

A person who calls himself a writer wrote that, and was paid for it.


Yes, but apparently the periodical fired the editor.
 
TWX
2021-10-14 6:48:00 AM  

Marcos P: "Why is it when you kill a man in battle its called heroic, but when you kill a man in the heat of passion it's called murder"


Waynes World diner
Youtube YrOGeua94FM
 
TWX
2021-10-14 6:50:07 AM  

The Third Man: I've seen this X-Files episode before.  Was anybody working on the phone lines outside?

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KILL ZEM...
Youtube c-f8rlUTKOw
 
2021-10-14 7:00:46 AM  

CheetahOlivetti: Al Bundy turned a dark corner.


That was my exact first thought.
 
2021-10-14 7:01:00 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: The victim said he and Case fell backwards, then he kicked Case in the face before coworkers came to help. After Case was stopped, he left the business.


Case "left the business" after this? WTF? Why was he not viciously beaten by everyone else there?


I guess because you weren't there. I bet you'd have given him the beating of his life. Screw the guy lying on the ground with blood coming out of his mouth!
 
TWX
2021-10-14 7:05:51 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: The victim said he and Case fell backwards, then he kicked Case in the face before coworkers came to help. After Case was stopped, he left the business.


Case "left the business" after this? WTF? Why was he not viciously beaten by everyone else there?


TFA is rather lacking on details about the assailant.

Would you be the first to jump in to detain him?  What if he's built like actor Ted Cassidy was?
 
2021-10-14 7:21:52 AM  
... one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself garrotte ...
 
2021-10-14 7:29:39 AM  
It depends on how you gauge it, I guess.
 
2021-10-14 7:33:15 AM  

TWX: Marcos P: "Why is it when you kill a man in battle its called heroic, but when you kill a man in the heat of passion it's called murder"

[YouTube video: Waynes World diner]


The best part is how he nods his head to follow and the camera is just like "ok"
 
2021-10-14 7:35:35 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: The victim said he and Case fell backwards, then he kicked Case in the face before coworkers came to help. After Case was stopped, he left the business.


Case "left the business" after this? WTF? Why was he not viciously beaten by everyone else there?


Because most people aren't violent animals.
 
2021-10-14 7:40:53 AM  
But it's a very thin line. Much line the wire.

/was the strangler Richard Garrote?
 
2021-10-14 8:25:24 AM  
"the victim said he doesn't know why Case attacked him"

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2021-10-14 8:27:50 AM  

Marcos P: "Why is it when you kill a man in battle its called heroic, but when you kill a man in the heat of passion it's called murder"


Easy.  The masters have given the slaves permission to kill another master's slaves.  Killing your own master's slaves is against their rules.

/Serfs Up
 
2021-10-14 9:08:06 AM  

Aquapope: He also added him and Case rarely spoke to each other.

A person who calls himself a writer wrote that, and was paid for it.


The other one that gets me is when someone is speaking about a company, say IBM or whatever, and they use a plural form to describe the company doing something.
"IBM have been looking into the issue"
IBM is a singular entity even though its comprised of thousands of people idiots. Use the singular possessive tense pls for the love of god.
 
2021-10-14 9:10:26 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Barricaded Gunman: The victim said he and Case fell backwards, then he kicked Case in the face before coworkers came to help. After Case was stopped, he left the business.


Case "left the business" after this? WTF? Why was he not viciously beaten by everyone else there?

I guess because you weren't there. I bet you'd have given him the beating of his life. Screw the guy lying on the ground with blood coming out of his mouth!


Well to be fair if he is choking someone in an industrial setting and you start pummeling him with chunks of metal and or tools its a pretty safe bet he's gonna stop choking the dude if not immediately as soon as he goes unconscious or dies.
 
2021-10-14 9:39:31 AM  
The victim dared to say that pizza burps better than bacon.
 
2021-10-14 9:41:15 AM  
The word is "garrote", subby.
 
2021-10-14 9:41:30 AM  
IDK. Were they trying to vaccinate an unwilling co-worker?
 
2021-10-14 9:49:45 AM  

Marcos P: "Why is it when you kill a man in battle its called heroic, but when you kill a man in the heat of passion it's called murder"


One is backed by the State
 
2021-10-14 9:51:34 AM  

TWX: TFA is rather lacking on details about the assailant.

Would you be the first to jump in to detain him?  What if he's built like actor Ted Cassidy was?


I take your point, but of all the possible actors to choose from throughout history you went with the guy who played "Lurch" on the Adams Family?
 
2021-10-14 9:51:37 AM  

DeadSeriousIdeaMan: Marcos P: "Why is it when you kill a man in battle its called heroic, but when you kill a man in the heat of passion it's called murder"

Easy.  The masters have given the slaves permission to kill another master's slaves.  Killing your own master's slaves is against their rules.

/Serfs Up


Tidal wave
 
2021-10-14 9:56:22 AM  

chucknasty: no one seems to know what sparked the attack. I need more data but I have a theory: the victim wasn't white.


More data: Fish with broccoli in the breakroom microwave
 
2021-10-14 10:33:59 AM  

DeadSeriousIdeaMan: Serfs Up


Just done peon me!
 
2021-10-14 10:34:52 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: TWX: TFA is rather lacking on details about the assailant.

Would you be the first to jump in to detain him?  What if he's built like actor Ted Cassidy was?

I take your point, but of all the possible actors to choose from throughout history you went with the guy who played "Lurch" on the Adams Family?


Because Joanna Cassidy wasn't that threatening, except as a replicant, and even then it was mostly sexy-threatening.
 
2021-10-14 10:52:20 AM  
garrote.
 
TWX
2021-10-14 11:26:00 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: TWX: TFA is rather lacking on details about the assailant.

Would you be the first to jump in to detain him?  What if he's built like actor Ted Cassidy was?

I take your point, but of all the possible actors to choose from throughout history you went with the guy who played "Lurch" on the Adams Family?


Because Cassidy was 6'9" tall and a bodybuilder.  They silly makeup on The Addams Family was just because the whole show was silly.

This is him from another role:

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TWX
2021-10-14 11:26:28 AM  

Aquapope: Barricaded Gunman: TWX: TFA is rather lacking on details about the assailant.

Would you be the first to jump in to detain him?  What if he's built like actor Ted Cassidy was?

I take your point, but of all the possible actors to choose from throughout history you went with the guy who played "Lurch" on the Adams Family?

Because Joanna Cassidy wasn't that threatening, except as a replicant, and even then it was mostly sexy-threatening.


Yeah, she wasn't especially threatening as Dolores in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
 
2021-10-14 12:05:52 PM  

TWX: Barricaded Gunman: TWX: TFA is rather lacking on details about the assailant.

Would you be the first to jump in to detain him?  What if he's built like actor Ted Cassidy was?

I take your point, but of all the possible actors to choose from throughout history you went with the guy who played "Lurch" on the Adams Family?

Because Cassidy was 6'9" tall and a bodybuilder.  They silly makeup on The Addams Family was just because the whole show was silly.

This is him from another role:

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I had no idea he was a body builder, he always looked like a proto Slenderman on the show.
 
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