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(Tucson.com)   John Cleese explains how he passed time during the pandemic: "I had a little balcony and I had a little squirrel that visited me. And there were some birds that started hopping into my living room. But then the squirrels started coming in"   (tucson.com) divider line
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2021-10-14 3:06:45 AM  
81-years-old and out on tour. Between him and the Stones and Shatner, I really feel like I should start jogging or something.
 
2021-10-14 4:56:04 AM  
Squirrels, man. You just can't trust the wee bastiches.

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2021-10-14 7:35:30 AM  
There IS no hope he'll ever stop owing alimony to multiple women.
 
2021-10-14 7:55:34 AM  

Confabulat: 81-years-old and out on tour. Between him and the Stones and Shatner, I really feel like I should start jogging or something.


I get the impression he's the British Shatner.
 
2021-10-14 7:57:40 AM  

dionysusaur: There IS no hope he'll ever stop owing alimony to multiple women.


This isn't the Complaint Room, this is the Insult Room, you silly twit.
 
2021-10-14 7:57:56 AM  

buntz: Confabulat: 81-years-old and out on tour. Between him and the Stones and Shatner, I really feel like I should start jogging or something.

I get the impression he's the British Shatner.



I think Shatner has more of a sense of humor about himself than Cleese does.
 
2021-10-14 7:59:01 AM  

buntz: Confabulat: 81-years-old and out on tour. Between him and the Stones and Shatner, I really feel like I should start jogging or something.

I get the impression he's the British Shatner.


Then who is the American Shatner? OMG it's Trump, isn't it
 
2021-10-14 8:18:22 AM  

Confabulat: buntz: Confabulat: 81-years-old and out on tour. Between him and the Stones and Shatner, I really feel like I should start jogging or something.

I get the impression he's the British Shatner.

Then who is the American Shatner? OMG it's Trump, isn't it


Damn immigrant Shatners coming into the US and stealing our native Shatners.
 
2021-10-14 8:43:20 AM  
New place for us and we've been working on making it an oasis for birds and bees. One of our friends doesn't believe in feeding birds and prefers that they depend on the natural environment.  I pointed out that we live on the edge of a medium city and there is no natural habitat within miles.

The squirrels get more than their share, of course.
 
2021-10-14 8:59:43 AM  
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2021-10-14 9:59:58 AM  

FrancoFile: buntz: Confabulat: 81-years-old and out on tour. Between him and the Stones and Shatner, I really feel like I should start jogging or something.

I get the impression he's the British Shatner.


I think Shatner has more of a sense of humor about himself than Cleese does.


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2021-10-14 10:50:59 AM  
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2021-10-14 11:27:32 AM  
Of course he pokes at Tucson before appearing there.  That's Cleese for you.
 
2021-10-14 4:36:39 PM  
Were the squirrels married?
 
2021-10-15 12:29:10 AM  
Tucson? Why do the British say "Al ooo min eee um"?
 
2021-10-15 1:03:38 AM  
"And then I caught one, skinned it alive and cooked and are him in front of his friends. From that point on they all stopped coming.
Bloody cancel culture!"
 
2021-10-15 7:05:48 AM  
We were cooking at home so much made the mistake of putting scraps and a trail camera 8n our backyard.

shiat got wild. .

Skunks love french fries.
Possum prefer spicy food.
Raccoons are assholes.
Robbins love tortilla chips with ants crawling on them.

We stopped when they stopped sharing and started fighting.
 
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