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    More: Asinine, Prostitution, Nicola Parry, professional sex work, Sex industry, Pleading, difficult situation, small business owner's work, local Magistrates' Court  
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5 days ago  
That's a rough 49.
 
5 days ago  
Not even British pretty
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Family Guy - (S4xE1) British Porn
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5 days ago  
Plenty of space for 10 people...

Also, her apartment was large.
 
5 days ago  
I may have seen this documentary...
 
5 days ago  
Poor guy probably paid extra for the loud, too.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Meh, I've done much worse, for a lot more money.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
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I hearken back to what that Jesus dude said (and I'm paraphrasing here) "Love everyone like you'd love to be loved yourselves, and them prostitutes are cool too."

I'm down with all that, but Jesus didn't know what skinny jeans were back in the day, so Imma speak for Him here right now and say: "Aww Hell Naw. That's an excellent jacket you're wearing -- props to that, but wtf were you thinking with those sneakers?"

And speaking for me (not as Jesus): that's a rough "29", girl.
 
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5 days ago  
If it's zoned as a residential neighborhood then commercial activity, particularly activity seeing clients queueing up, is going to result in being shut down.  If you read the description in the article and sub-out the prostitution for anything else taken from a commercial walk-in storefront setting that involves noise and queues relocated into a residential neighborhood, it too would likely be shutdown.

Any business operated out of a residence has to first and foremost be discreet.  Doesn't matter if it's a financial planner, a hair stylist, a lawyer, a tarot card reader, a mechanic, a tailor, or a prostitute, the business set in a residence needs to not disrupt the neighbors.
 
5 days ago  
Meh. Beggars can't be choosers.

*unzips*
 
5 days ago  
which noted that customers would queue up in cars along the block beginning in the morning while waiting to work with Parry.

I mean, ...credit for a succesful marketing and sales strategy. But that was bound to be shut down.
 
5 days ago  
"Nicola Parry, 29, is said to have hosted up to 10 clients at a time..."

Did they have a Groupon?
 
5 days ago  
Y'all are hilarious.
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5 days ago  
hosted up to 10 clients at a time

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5 days ago  

kyleaugustus: "Nicola Parry, 29, is said to have hosted up to 10 clients at a time..."

Did they have a Groupon?


I think the Groupon would beore for those individual customers. Gangbang is a fetish and that pays extra.
/or so the internet has taught me
 
5 days ago  
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Nice couch
 
5 days ago  

TenJed_77: kyleaugustus: "Nicola Parry, 29, is said to have hosted up to 10 clients at a time..."

Did they have a Groupon?

I think the Groupon would beore for those individual customers. Gangbang is a fetish and that pays extra.
/or so the internet has taught me


I really need to proofread.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Somaticasual: which noted that customers would queue up in cars along the block beginning in the morning while waiting to work with Parry.

I mean, ...credit for a succesful marketing and sales strategy. But that was bound to be shut down.


I find it rather amusing how much effort the article's author went to in order to avoid saying that men were lining up to have sex with her, while in other places using euphemisms like referring to her business as booming.
 
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5 days ago  

ongbok: [nypost.com image 850x566]
Nice couch


Probably shouldn't take a blacklight to it.
 
5 days ago  

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She could be the Sausage King of Chicago.
 
5 days ago  

kyleaugustus: "Nicola Parry, 29, is said to have hosted up to 10 clients at a time..."

Did they have a Groupon?


no but they had to stand in a fark queue....
 
5 days ago  

skiinstructor: kyleaugustus: "Nicola Parry, 29, is said to have hosted up to 10 clients at a time..."

Did they have a Groupon?

no but they had to stand in a fark queue....


They sat outside in their cars: the real crime. Put some benches out there. Let the guys chat.
 
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5 days ago  
Looking at her, she reminds me of a gender-reversed, young Steve Buscemi.  He's always had something of a tired look about him and she wears a similar world-weary countenance.
 
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5 days ago  

kyleaugustus: skiinstructor: kyleaugustus: "Nicola Parry, 29, is said to have hosted up to 10 clients at a time..."

Did they have a Groupon?

no but they had to stand in a fark queue....

They sat outside in their cars: the real crime. Put some benches out there. Let the guys chat.


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5 days ago  
I'm blessed with low standards.
 
5 days ago  
British prostitute hot.
 
5 days ago  
Luckily I have a defense mechanism to where once I got drunk enough to do her I'd be too drunk to get it up.
 
5 days ago  
You knew when you hit the couch outside that stanky yumm yumm was on deck.
 
5 days ago  

TWX: kyleaugustus: skiinstructor: kyleaugustus: "Nicola Parry, 29, is said to have hosted up to 10 clients at a time..."

Did they have a Groupon?

no but they had to stand in a fark queue....

They sat outside in their cars: the real crime. Put some benches out there. Let the guys chat.

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Did Clint just learn other customers enjoy Cleveland Steamers?

/putting coffee out there sounds great. Maybe some cookies or doughnuts, too
 
5 days ago  
She ran outside naked at one point because of an abusive client, and she's the one who gets arrested? Doesn't seem fair.
 
5 days ago  
She can still work? Also is this a Brit thing where you can prostitute in her home? No laws, regulations?
 
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5 days ago  

Harry Wagstaff: Luckily I have a defense mechanism to where once I got drunk enough to do her I'd be too drunk to get it up.


Username ... doesn't check out?
 
5 days ago  

TWX: Harry Wagstaff: Luckily I have a defense mechanism to where once I got drunk enough to do her I'd be too drunk to get it up.

Username ... doesn't check out?


I may have low standards, but I DO have standards.
 
5 days ago  

kyleaugustus: "Nicola Parry, 29, is said to have hosted up to 10 clients at a time..."

Did they have a Groupon?


No, but they did Group-on.
 
5 days ago  

syrynxx: Not even British pretty


I think the whole idea is that she has charms that do not necessarily come across in a photograph.

Charms.

...err.... Charms that bring men to her door even early in the morning.

I will call them charms because calling them chops might be misleading, confusing, or frightening.

// personally, I can see Ellen Degeneres uber fans seeing a little something in the eyes to get excited about.
 
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5 days ago  

bababa: She ran outside naked at one point because of an abusive client, and she's the one who gets arrested? Doesn't seem fair.


It would appear that while the UK seems generally more lenient on prostitution than many other countries, there are limits, and running out of a client's home in the nude would be past those limits.
 
5 days ago  
If people were lining up in the mornings for it... you may not think she's hot but obviously she knows what she's doing. Very well indeed, apparently.
 
5 days ago  

kyleaugustus: skiinstructor: kyleaugustus: "Nicola Parry, 29, is said to have hosted up to 10 clients at a time..."

Did they have a Groupon?

no but they had to stand in a fark queue....

They sat outside in their cars: the real crime. Put some benches out there. Let the guys chat.


I once sat down on a flight from San Francisco to Chicago and asked the person next to me "so are you heading out or heading home?"

The guy next to me started by saying "I'm heading home. I love San Francisco, though, you know, the biatches out here... you can do things with them. There's nothing hotter than a smart biatch that you can just dominate and do the sorts of things that I'm not gonna do to my wife, if you know what I mean, so, anyway, I mean, just farking these biatches rough and..."

For four farking hours. Straight. The woman in the window seat had "oh my farking god" dinner plate eyes.  I just sat there, not saying a thing, with this greasy as fark troll of a man going on about paying women to let him be a little napoleon. 

Even if that's my thing, there's no way in fark that I want to sit next to a guy where that's also his thing. No farking way.
 
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5 days ago  

2fardownthread: syrynxx: Not even British pretty

I think the whole idea is that she has charms that do not necessarily come across in a photograph.

Charms.

...err.... Charms that bring men to her door even early in the morning.

I will call them charms because calling them chops might be misleading, confusing, or frightening.

// personally, I can see Ellen Degeneres uber fans seeing a little something in the eyes to get excited about.


One can only assume that her attire and styling for going to court aren't the same as what she does when she's working.

That said, I'm not accustomed to seeing anyone that young with skin that weathered while being that pale.
 
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5 days ago  

mchaboud: Even if that's my thing, there's no way in fark that I want to sit next to a guy where that's also his thing. No farking way.


Maybe he was telling tall tales about what his thing was.  Maybe his actual thing was shocking the delicate sensitivities of people in semi-captive situations.
 
5 days ago  
The pizza guy turned her in?
 
5 days ago  

TWX: 2fardownthread: syrynxx: Not even British pretty

I think the whole idea is that she has charms that do not necessarily come across in a photograph.

Charms.

...err.... Charms that bring men to her door even early in the morning.

I will call them charms because calling them chops might be misleading, confusing, or frightening.

// personally, I can see Ellen Degeneres uber fans seeing a little something in the eyes to get excited about.

One can only assume that her attire and styling for going to court aren't the same as what she does when she's working.

That said, I'm not accustomed to seeing anyone that young with skin that weathered while being that pale.


British Court must be different.

No way in hell am I showing up to an American court in a Canadian tuxedo.
 
5 days ago  

adamatari: If people were lining up in the mornings for it... you may not think she's hot but obviously she knows what she's doing. Very well indeed, apparently.


On one hand, people queued up from the morning. On the other hand, it's legal and it's their morning.
 
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