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(9 News)   Once again the saying is "don't kill the messenger"   (9news.com) divider line
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4268 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Oct 2021 at 10:26 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-13 10:32:29 PM  
Huh. I grew up not too far from that intersection.

/Respects mail carriers.
 
2021-10-13 10:38:39 PM  
So the score is now something like Postal Workers 26, General Population 15.
 
2021-10-13 10:39:14 PM  
Interupted a porch pirate maybe?
 
2021-10-13 10:42:13 PM  
The suspect kept yelling, "There's Homer!"

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2021-10-13 10:53:44 PM  
My guess is the mail carrier had ripped off a drug dealer at some point in the past. Regular rounds makes it easy for targeted killings and in my observation most of those are over drug deals gone bad.
 
2021-10-13 11:02:03 PM  

BolloxReader: My guess is the mail carrier had ripped off a drug dealer at some point in the past. Regular rounds makes it easy for targeted killings and in my observation most of those are over drug deals gone bad.


Another victory for the War On Drugs.
 
2021-10-13 11:03:41 PM  
Oh, it could have been a relative, too. Had a boss who hired an older lady to run a register. One of her sons ripped off a dealer to the tune of $10k. When he didn't return the money and skipped town they shot her dead in the store. Unfortunately my boss was in the office and got shot up too.
 
2021-10-13 11:10:04 PM  
Another case of republicans going to the extreme to suppress the mail system. You lost, get over it already!
 
2021-10-13 11:10:47 PM  
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2021-10-13 11:18:45 PM  

BolloxReader: My guess is the mail carrier had ripped off a drug dealer at some point in the past. Regular rounds makes it easy for targeted killings and in my observation most of those are over drug deals gone bad.


My first guess was a romantic triangle. Someone was dating someone else's spouse or partner and the aggrieved party got shooty.
 
2021-10-13 11:42:24 PM  
Postal service murder trifecta in play?
 
2021-10-13 11:50:22 PM  
That's not a saying.  It's a plea.

It rarely works.  Killing the messenger is traditional.
 
2021-10-14 12:35:22 AM  
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NEW: Longmont Police say they've arrested the slain mail carrier's ex-girlfriend, 26-year-old Devan Schreiner. She is expected to be charged with murder. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/9NEW​S?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#9NEWS​</a> <a href="https://t.co/YA7hWEYoeo">https:/​/t.co/YA7hWEYoeo</a></p>- Kyle Clark (@KyleClark) <a href="https://twitter.com/KyleClark/st​atus/1448507103845437441?ref_src=twsrc​%5Etfw">October 14, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widg​ets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
2021-10-14 12:37:28 AM  
Ugh. That link above didn't work, but it looks like they arrested the mail carrier's ex-girlfriend: https://mobile.twitter​.com/KyleClark/s​tatus/1448507103845437441
 
2021-10-14 1:35:08 AM  

morg: Interupted a porch pirate maybe?


Who turned out to be his ex? Small town blues...
 
2021-10-14 4:32:00 AM  

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Looks like madness
 
2021-10-14 11:07:13 AM  
FTFA: "This crime appears to be an isolated incident and an act of domestic violence."

Oh, OK, then, no big deal. Just people who know each other committing murder. Thank goodness, I thought it was a serious situation or something. What's a little murder between exes? I mean, it's certainly not cause for alarm, like being asked to wear a mask inside a store.
 
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