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(Twitter)   Kevin James is trending on Twitter and the reason is far worse than you can imagine. Also, what the hell, Tennessee?   (twitter.com) divider line
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10989 clicks; posted to Main » and Entertainment » on 13 Oct 2021 at 9:26 PM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-13 6:06:46 PM  
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2021-10-13 6:15:21 PM  
So very vanilla.
 
2021-10-13 6:17:54 PM  
I don't even wanna know why a large number of people would be searching for "droopy balls."
 
2021-10-13 6:22:36 PM  
It's a niche market.
 
2021-10-13 6:25:32 PM  
Wait, is Michigan searching for "Racist" porn? The hell is that?

/Also, "Goth Hospital" is a rather narrow category, Oklahoma
//Delaware is looking for "Skin"? Kinda creepy
///And Florida is on a boat.
 
2021-10-13 6:26:54 PM  
I'm pretty sure Montana was having trouble spelling the word Lesbian.
 
2021-10-13 6:28:58 PM  
Is nobody gonna talk about how Delaware has some Ed Gein shiat going on over there?
 
2021-10-13 6:30:19 PM  
This feels fake.

But I'll roll with it. I like how the most, uhh, confederate-loving states all seem to really love their ebony porn.
 
2021-10-13 6:35:16 PM  
Mmm, hot boat porn really makes me wet.
 
2021-10-13 6:35:23 PM  
I'm seriously doubting their methodology. "Goth Hospital?" You expect us to believe that is the most searched term in the whole state of Oklahoma??? Seriously???


//I don't believe you.gif
 
2021-10-13 6:36:23 PM  
Ever had a racist threesome with Kevin James and your stepsister?
 
2021-10-13 6:37:07 PM  
My state Colorado is looking for droopy balls? WTF!

Also, Droopy wants to know why people want to see his balls.

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2021-10-13 6:38:33 PM  
LOL - Oklahoma never f*cking disappoints.
 
2021-10-13 6:42:28 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: Ever had a racist threesome with Kevin James and your stepsister?


Yes.
Your stepsister is just the best.
 
2021-10-13 6:43:47 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: Ever had a racist threesome with Kevin James and your stepsister?


Does Asian MILF on a boat instead of stepsister count?
 
2021-10-13 6:49:35 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I'm pretty sure Montana was having trouble spelling the word Lesbian.


"I swear I was just trying to find some decent hummus, dolmades and tabouleh. Google just kept farking up my search terms!"
 
2021-10-13 6:54:23 PM  
Someone please tell me what Goth Hospital is.

I don't wanna google it.
 
2021-10-13 6:56:55 PM  

freddyV: Someone please tell me what Goth Hospital is.

I don't wanna google it.


It's the newest drama from ABC, coming later this fall.

"Doctor! We need 2 pints of O-Negative or this man will die!"
"Death is inevitable. Embracing it is the only option."
"WHY DID I CHOOSE TO INTERN HERE?!"
 
2021-10-13 7:03:03 PM  
"Goth hospital" I don't even....
 
2021-10-13 7:04:22 PM  

shastacola: "Goth hospital" I don't even....


When they're in surgery, the patients cut themselves.
 
2021-10-13 7:05:19 PM  

scottydoesntknow: thatguyoverthere70: Ever had a racist threesome with Kevin James and your stepsister?

Does Asian MILF on a boat instead of stepsister count?


Just as long as it has racist Kevin James, it's good.
 
2021-10-13 7:17:58 PM  
What's going on with the water in NC and RI that people have to search for step-porn?
 
2021-10-13 7:21:37 PM  

Bootleg: Wait, is Michigan searching for "Racist" porn? The hell is that?

/Also, "Goth Hospital" is a rather narrow category, Oklahoma
//Delaware is looking for "Skin"? Kinda creepy
///And Florida is on a boat.


I shall be searching for goth hospital when I get home.

I'm just very curious
 
2021-10-13 7:21:44 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: What's going on with the water in NC and RI CT that people have to search for step-porn?


oopsies
 
2021-10-13 7:24:42 PM  
Meanwhile, Michigan just wants to fark themselves.
 
2021-10-13 7:27:55 PM  
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2021-10-13 7:34:23 PM  
Goth Hospital is my Bauhaus coverband name
 
2021-10-13 8:07:50 PM  
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2021-10-13 8:30:13 PM  
I feel like Kansas isn't telling us the whole story.

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2021-10-13 8:30:44 PM  
And Missouri. Them too. 😂
 
2021-10-13 8:32:59 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: I feel like Kansas isn't telling us the whole story.

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Well that's awful nice of them. As long as they ask first.
 
2021-10-13 8:51:18 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: What's going on with the water in NC and RI that people have to search for step-porn?


Really.  They should move to TN and get it in house.
 
2021-10-13 8:57:46 PM  
Florida: Gimme them boats! And yes, size does matter. None of those tiny amateur ski boats uploaded to YouTube; I want full, long, hard, steel-frame yachts. The more pointlessly ostentatious the better. I want to spend enough money to put a thousand kids through college, except on just one boat. For me. IT BETTER HAVE A POOL ON IT...  Ohhh God. Yes. YESSSSS!
 
2021-10-13 9:28:33 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I'm pretty sure Montana was having trouble spelling the word Lesbian.


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2021-10-13 9:30:28 PM  

wet drum sandwich: I don't even wanna know why a large number of people would be searching for "droopy balls."


I'm interviewing for a job in Colorado, so maybe my droopy balls will help me get more chicks.
 
2021-10-13 9:31:03 PM  
He was in a porn parody of The Goonies.
 
2021-10-13 9:32:19 PM  

scottydoesntknow: This feels fake.

But I'll roll with it. I like how the most, uhh, confederate-loving states all seem to really love their ebony porn.


There are significant number of ebony people in those states. Your point?

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2021-10-13 9:32:27 PM  
I had a wonderful thing with a woman from Hohenwald, TN.

This explains it.

/I sound fat
 
2021-10-13 9:32:33 PM  

Combustion: I'm seriously doubting their methodology. "Goth Hospital?" You expect us to believe that is the most searched term in the whole state of Oklahoma??? Seriously???


//I don't believe you.gif


I think it might be one guy that's permanently unemployed and just spends most of his time jacking it so his searches are overwhelming the other 3 people that live in that state.
 
2021-10-13 9:32:55 PM  

BeerArtist: He was in a porn parody of The Goonies.


A porn parody of The Goonies? What're you high? No, that's me.
 
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2021-10-13 9:33:49 PM  
Since my IP address shows as Virginia I know understand more about the "recommended" videos I can't stand.
 
2021-10-13 9:33:58 PM  
Everyone knows this is fake right
 
2021-10-13 9:33:58 PM  
Delaware must be full of Buffalo Bob copycat killers.

It puts the lotion on its skin.
 
2021-10-13 9:34:15 PM  

Jake Havechek: BeerArtist: He was in a porn parody of The Goonies.

A porn parody of The Goonies? What're you high? No, that's me.


One-Eyed Willy takes on a whole new dimension.
 
2021-10-13 9:35:40 PM  

whosits_112: I'm interviewing for a job in Colorado, so maybe my droopy balls will help me get more chicks.


You'll definitely want to display them for the interviewer.  The droopier, the better around here.  Give 'em a good stretch in the men's room before the interview.  And then when the interviewer asks you about your best qualities, just stand up, unzip, and flop out the ol' saggy sack.  You'll get offered the job on the spot.
 
2021-10-13 9:36:03 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Jake Havechek: BeerArtist: He was in a porn parody of The Goonies.

A porn parody of The Goonies? What're you high? No, that's me.

One-Eyed Willy takes on a whole new dimension.


And the octopus scene they filmed but cut from the movie.
 
2021-10-13 9:36:11 PM  
Stephen Lynch - Tennessee
Youtube I6VjNmyv_i4

Possibly nsfw lyrics.
 
2021-10-13 9:36:47 PM  

Jake Havechek: A porn parody of The Goonies? What're you high? No, that's me.

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2021-10-13 9:37:18 PM  

Jake Havechek: BeerArtist: He was in a porn parody of The Goonies.

A porn parody of The Goonies? What're you high? No, that's me.


It exists
 
2021-10-13 9:37:25 PM  

Combustion: I'm seriously doubting their methodology. "Goth Hospital?" You expect us to believe that is the most searched term in the whole state of Oklahoma??? Seriously???


//I don't believe you.gif


Don't kink shame.

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