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2 days ago  
Probably a similar white supremacy problem, to the one we are fighting here in the US.
 
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2 days ago  
their last mass shooting with a gun killed 77.

This is the point of gun control, it doesn't prevent terrorists, just reduces the number of deaths substantially.
 
2 days ago  
"No way to prevent this" says nation where...

Ouch, this has got to hurt right in the fee-fees of gun grabbers.
 
2 days ago  
The country's police directorate has ordered all officers nationwide to carry firearms as an extra precaution.

I'm assuming a sword and a shield?
 
2 days ago  
The only way to stop a bad guy with a bow and arrow is Hawkeye
 
2 days ago  
Help me out here.  Do we reset the clock?
 
2 days ago  
Archer was the worst captain!

J/K it was Captain Jerk
 
2 days ago  
Crazy Swedes
 
2 days ago  

mrmopar5287: "No way to prevent this" says nation where...

Ouch, this has got to hurt right in the fee-fees of gun grabbers.



Not really.  They have to use a calendar to track mass shootings.  We have to use a stopwatch.
 
2 days ago  
imagine if it'd been a drive-by bow and arrowing. staggering death toll.
 
2 days ago  
If they need something on the non-lethal side...

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2 days ago  
Hi, guyz!
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What is going on on this thread?
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
Is it too early to talk about bow control?
 
2 days ago  
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/ Approves
 
2 days ago  

Oysterman: The only way to stop a bad guy with a bow and arrow is Hawkeye


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/O.k.
 
2 days ago  

JK47: mrmopar5287: "No way to prevent this" says nation where...

Ouch, this has got to hurt right in the fee-fees of gun grabbers.


Not really.  They have to use a calendar to track mass shootings.  We have to use a stopwatch.


That and its news there.

Whereas a shooting at a school in Texas barely made the news last week.
 
2 days ago  
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They're lucky it wasn't full auto
 
2 days ago  
Damn it Norway, I know you love LAPS but that Hunger Games LARP has gone too far!
 
2 days ago  
It's the Mad Libs of mass murder.
 
2 days ago  

mrmopar5287: "No way to prevent this" says nation where...

Ouch, this has got to hurt right in the fee-fees of gun grabbers.


Omg he killed possibly 5 people. The Vegas shooter killed 50 because he had a gun.
 
2 days ago  
Reset the hourglass
 
2 days ago  

mrmopar5287: "No way to prevent this" says nation where...

Ouch, this has got to hurt right in the fee-fees of gun grabbers.


kinda left off the "this regularly happens"  from the first part to make your point, eh bud?
 
2 days ago  

mrmopar5287: "No way to prevent this" says nation where...

Ouch, this has got to hurt right in the fee-fees of gun grabbers.


Ok, now apply some math to the problem and try it again.
 
2 days ago  

Karma Chameleon: mrmopar5287: "No way to prevent this" says nation where...

Ouch, this has got to hurt right in the fee-fees of gun grabbers.

kinda left off the "this regularly happens"  from the first part to make your point, eh bud?


It's almost like gunhumpers are disingenuous, lying farkwads.
 
2 days ago  
If only there was a good guy with a bow and arrow.
 
2 days ago  
might have to reset the sundial here actually.
 
2 days ago  
> Police first received word of an attack in the town of Kongsberg, south-west of the capital Oslo, at around 18:13 local time

If only there were some way to cross all the bridges in the city without retracing his steps, he might have escaped!
 
2 days ago  

AbuHashish: Crazy Swedes


Swedes? In Norway?
/it's more likely than you think
 
2 days ago  

Mrtraveler01: JK47: mrmopar5287: "No way to prevent this" says nation where...

Ouch, this has got to hurt right in the fee-fees of gun grabbers.


Not really.  They have to use a calendar to track mass shootings.  We have to use a stopwatch.

That and its news there.

Whereas a shooting at a school in Texas barely made the news last week.


Despite a fairly high rate of gun-ownership bombings are more the Scandinavian thing: https://www.bbc.com/news/world​-europe-​50339977
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
The country's police directorate has ordered all officers nationwide to carry firearms as an extra precaution. Usually police in the country are not armed.

There ya go, 'Murica.  That is how you do it.
 
2 days ago  

abhorrent1: Is it too early to talk about bow control?


I think we can all agree he hard really good now control. Wouldn't have hit anyone otherwise.
 
2 days ago  
Kids and their damn video games like *checks notes* BowHunter 3D.  Wait, that can't be right.  Skyrim?  Mordhaul?  Tomb Raider?  Hmm, there has to be some game they played and instantly became skilled at the real-world analog.
 
2 days ago  

cz1745: abhorrent1: Is it too early to talk about bow control?

I think we can all agree he hard really good now control. Wouldn't have hit anyone otherwise.


Bow*
 
2 days ago  

mrmopar5287: "No way to prevent this" says nation where...

Ouch, this has got to hurt right in the fee-fees of gun grabbers.


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Go take your Ivermectin.
 
2 days ago  

Myk-House of El: If they need something on the non-lethal side...

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Why does it need to be a boxing glove?  Seems a generic round-ish ball would work just as well.
Which is to say not at all.  Something heavy enough to cause enough concussive force to knock someone out would be extremely front heavy and wouldn't fly for shiat.
 
2 days ago  
Roy m'boy, that's not good.

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2 days ago  
With a population of 5.5 million people, it's hard to find enough people in one spot to be considered a mass shooting.
 
2 days ago  
Is it too soon to talk about Elvin Arcane Archer bans?
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  

mrmopar5287: "No way to prevent this" says nation where...

Ouch, this has got to hurt right in the fee-fees of gun grabbers.


That is some disingenuous shiatheel editing there, just sayin'.

Unless you think nutters with bang-sticks regularly happen in Norge.
 
2 days ago  
I Used To Be An Adventurer Like You, Then I Took An Arrow In The Knee.
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2 days ago  

anuran: Reset the hourglass


Forsooth, this should have way more funnies.
 
2 days ago  

Xai: their last mass shooting with a gun killed 77.

This is the point of gun control, it doesn't prevent terrorists, just reduces the number of deaths substantially.


Norwegians also still commemorate that one annually and remember it as an enormous national tragedy.

Lambskincoat: Probably a similar white supremacy problem, to the one we are fighting here in the US.


No one seems to know what was in the guy's head at this point, but I doubt it. Shooting up an Extra doesn't seem very white supremacist, and Kongsberg is a relatively affluent town with a higher percentage of ethnic Norwegians than the national average.
 
2 days ago  

Mrtraveler01: JK47: mrmopar5287: "No way to prevent this" says nation where...

Ouch, this has got to hurt right in the fee-fees of gun grabbers.


Not really.  They have to use a calendar to track mass shootings.  We have to use a stopwatch.

That and its news there.

Whereas a shooting at a school in Texas barely made the news last week.


The deadly shooting at a postal facility in Memphis yesterday barely made the news.
 
2 days ago  
It's gonna be an interesting day in the ballistics lab.
 
2 days ago  
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Wanted for questioning...
 
2 days ago  

wildcardjack: With a population of 5.5 million people, it's hard to find enough people in one spot to be considered a mass shooting.


Not to mention the high percentage of atheists.
 
2 days ago  

Lambskincoat: Probably a similar white supremacy problem, to the one we are fighting here in the US.


Irony: using the favorite weapon of steppe Asians.
 
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