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(Scotsman)   Wildlife Photographer of the Year winners announced. Prepare yourself for stunning natural beauty and OH GOD KILL #7 WITH FIRE   (scotsman.com) divider line
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3 days ago  
18 of the most spectacular animal and nature pictures

Am I unable to count?
 
3 days ago  

wegro: 18 of the most spectacular animal and nature pictures

Am I unable to count?


It's because the one's you're missing are in the room with you.
 
3 days ago  
Note to self: Don't go to Brazil
 
3 days ago  
UNDERNEATH HIS BED.

I'm not terrified of spiders, but ... nope.
 
3 days ago  

wegro: 18 of the most spectacular animal and nature pictures

Am I unable to count?


Two of them were eaten by the giant spider.
 
3 days ago  

This Honkey Grandma Be Trippin': Note to self: Don't go to Brazil


And if you do go to Brazil, don't wander around Brazil.
 
3 days ago  
The Goodyear elk is thinking he got all dressed up for nothing.
 
3 days ago  
#7 is not scary until you read that it was found UNDER someone's bed.   That turns it into a horror movie classic.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
I've had poops like that
 
3 days ago  
Was #8 taken from a submarine?....full of seamen.  tee hee
 
3 days ago  
Does it count as wildlife when you've got it in a zoo?
 
3 days ago  
I'm usually pro-spider and roll my eyes at Fark needing its fainting couch every time it sees one, but damn. Extremely poisonous, highly mobile, and hatching a brood under my bed is a combination I do not allow.


/WTF is with pic #1? That's weak as all f*ck compared to most of the other selections (which already don't compare very well to previous years)
 
3 days ago  
Gilligan won! Lol
#12
 
3 days ago  
I thought this one was almost equally interesting. I never wanted a photographic close up of a spiders ass spinning silk but here we are. Nature is beautiful and disgusting at the same time
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3 days ago  
Saw the photos this morning, and didn't even need to go back to know which one subby was talking about.
 
3 days ago  
"This was the last frame captured on the camera."

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Bear: "Hi. Bye."
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
Oh look, another web site where the images don't appear because my ad blocker detected they are on an ad server.
 
3 days ago  
*burns down entire internet*
 
3 days ago  
Holy hell, I love this yearly article, but yeah number 7 makes me want to leave the planet
 
3 days ago  
Oh, hell no
 
3 days ago  
#7 is making a statement: Australia, everything here can kill you quicker
 
3 days ago  
#7 is also a scene from Halo, right?


/kill them all with fire
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
Screw relocating the deadly venomous hand sized spider that just bred however many hundreds or thousands of nasties in that cabin. That damn thing and any personal possessions that could have been infested is going up in smoke.
 
3 days ago  
I just want to make sure everyone's not misreading that headline.

Zoo Pornographer - SNL
Youtube LS7YO6C-7NI
 
3 days ago  
I'm pretty sure I'd burn down the house.

When the insurance investigator came, I'd show them the photo and they'd sign off as an unavoidable response to a hazard.
 
3 days ago  

berylman: I thought this one was almost equally interesting. I never wanted a photographic close up of a spiders ass spinning silk but here we are. Nature is beautiful and disgusting at the same time
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Actual title 'I loooove cocaine!!!'

Does that make it easier to look at?
 
2 days ago  

tarkin1: #7 is not scary until you read that it was found UNDER someone's bed.   That turns it into a horror movie classic.


That, and the fact that it was 'There, guarding its brood', as in, all those dozens of little dots of baby venomous spiders! TFA says he relocated Mama outside, doesn't mention spraying 'brood' with Agent Orange'!
 
2 days ago  
#7

I didn't realize it was under a bed for a moment, and thought that was floor to ceiling.

Reading it was under person's bed made it Better for me - because a spider the size I assumed it to have been shouldn't exist unless the world is full of radiation or magic.
 
2 days ago  
#7 is bad enough on its own, until you realize that a number of those things have been found in banana boxes at grocery stores in the US....  Think about that the next time you get produce!
 
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