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(Scotsman)   Wildlife Photographer of the Year winners announced. Prepare yourself for stunning natural beauty and OH GOD KILL #7 WITH FIRE   (scotsman.com) divider line
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2021-10-13 4:21:17 PM  
18 of the most spectacular animal and nature pictures

Am I unable to count?
 
2021-10-13 6:40:17 PM  

wegro: 18 of the most spectacular animal and nature pictures

Am I unable to count?


It's because the one's you're missing are in the room with you.
 
2021-10-13 6:40:43 PM  
Note to self: Don't go to Brazil
 
2021-10-13 6:42:39 PM  
UNDERNEATH HIS BED.

I'm not terrified of spiders, but ... nope.
 
2021-10-13 6:43:40 PM  

wegro: 18 of the most spectacular animal and nature pictures

Am I unable to count?


Two of them were eaten by the giant spider.
 
2021-10-13 6:47:49 PM  

This Honkey Grandma Be Trippin': Note to self: Don't go to Brazil


And if you do go to Brazil, don't wander around Brazil.
 
2021-10-13 6:50:03 PM  
The Goodyear elk is thinking he got all dressed up for nothing.
 
2021-10-13 6:55:51 PM  
#7 is not scary until you read that it was found UNDER someone's bed.   That turns it into a horror movie classic.
 
2021-10-13 6:59:11 PM  
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2021-10-13 6:59:24 PM  
I've had poops like that
 
2021-10-13 7:08:09 PM  
Was #8 taken from a submarine?....full of seamen.  tee hee
 
2021-10-13 7:08:26 PM  
Does it count as wildlife when you've got it in a zoo?
 
2021-10-13 7:12:52 PM  
I'm usually pro-spider and roll my eyes at Fark needing its fainting couch every time it sees one, but damn. Extremely poisonous, highly mobile, and hatching a brood under my bed is a combination I do not allow.


/WTF is with pic #1? That's weak as all f*ck compared to most of the other selections (which already don't compare very well to previous years)
 
2021-10-13 7:14:19 PM  
Gilligan won! Lol
#12
 
2021-10-13 7:18:40 PM  
I thought this one was almost equally interesting. I never wanted a photographic close up of a spiders ass spinning silk but here we are. Nature is beautiful and disgusting at the same time
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2021-10-13 7:28:04 PM  
Saw the photos this morning, and didn't even need to go back to know which one subby was talking about.
 
2021-10-13 7:39:17 PM  
"This was the last frame captured on the camera."

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Bear: "Hi. Bye."
 
2021-10-13 7:55:43 PM  
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2021-10-13 8:23:03 PM  
Oh look, another web site where the images don't appear because my ad blocker detected they are on an ad server.
 
2021-10-13 8:25:40 PM  
*burns down entire internet*
 
2021-10-13 8:43:16 PM  
Holy hell, I love this yearly article, but yeah number 7 makes me want to leave the planet
 
2021-10-13 8:43:38 PM  
Oh, hell no
 
2021-10-13 8:53:01 PM  
#7 is making a statement: Australia, everything here can kill you quicker
 
2021-10-13 9:32:49 PM  
#7 is also a scene from Halo, right?


/kill them all with fire
 
2021-10-13 10:12:14 PM  
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2021-10-13 11:11:27 PM  
Screw relocating the deadly venomous hand sized spider that just bred however many hundreds or thousands of nasties in that cabin. That damn thing and any personal possessions that could have been infested is going up in smoke.
 
2021-10-13 11:13:32 PM  
I just want to make sure everyone's not misreading that headline.

Zoo Pornographer - SNL
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2021-10-13 11:26:14 PM  
I'm pretty sure I'd burn down the house.

When the insurance investigator came, I'd show them the photo and they'd sign off as an unavoidable response to a hazard.
 
2021-10-13 11:34:20 PM  

berylman: I thought this one was almost equally interesting. I never wanted a photographic close up of a spiders ass spinning silk but here we are. Nature is beautiful and disgusting at the same time
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Actual title 'I loooove cocaine!!!'

Does that make it easier to look at?
 
2021-10-14 2:04:53 AM  

tarkin1: #7 is not scary until you read that it was found UNDER someone's bed.   That turns it into a horror movie classic.


That, and the fact that it was 'There, guarding its brood', as in, all those dozens of little dots of baby venomous spiders! TFA says he relocated Mama outside, doesn't mention spraying 'brood' with Agent Orange'!
 
2021-10-14 2:39:31 AM  
#7

I didn't realize it was under a bed for a moment, and thought that was floor to ceiling.

Reading it was under person's bed made it Better for me - because a spider the size I assumed it to have been shouldn't exist unless the world is full of radiation or magic.
 
2021-10-14 11:16:36 AM  
#7 is bad enough on its own, until you realize that a number of those things have been found in banana boxes at grocery stores in the US....  Think about that the next time you get produce!
 
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