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(ZDNet)   A crypto scam that relies on dating apps : Millennial inevitable   (zdnet.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, App Store, IPhone, dating app scam, Sophos researchers Jagadeesh Chandraiah, Fraud, Apple's Enterprise Signature, similar apps, Apple's Developer Enterprise program  
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1808 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Oct 2021 at 8:45 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-13 8:48:51 PM  
Don't get crypto advice from a random internet person. This is a bit of a conundrum as I just gave you crypto advice.
 
2021-10-13 8:55:35 PM  

IDGAF: Don't get crypto advice from a random internet person. This is a bit of a conundrum as I just gave you crypto advice.


I shall take and/or not take this advice.
 
2021-10-13 8:55:39 PM  
Never stick your dick in eldritch.
 
2021-10-13 8:57:57 PM  

cryptozoophiliac: Never stick your dick in eldritch.


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You're not my supervisor
 
2021-10-13 9:06:33 PM  
A bunch of horny people getting scammed. Been there done that with a lot of porn sites. MAKE SURE YOU CANCEL YOUR FREE TRIAL!
 
2021-10-13 9:06:57 PM  
"the theft of millions of dollars"

"1.4 million"

So here's the thing "journalist". Millions is plural. You can tell by the s at the end. By definition you need at least two. If I leave a flaming bag of poop on your doorstep with another bag of poop that is not on fire you cannot say "someone left flaming bags of poop on my doorstep". This is it. The end of responsible journalism.
 
2021-10-13 9:08:12 PM  
I support the first line of the title:
"Scammers abused Apple developer"...
 
2021-10-13 9:08:15 PM  
I got a real tiny violin for people who fell for this. Stop being stupid.
 
2021-10-13 9:08:49 PM  

cryptozoophiliac: Never stick your dick in eldritch.


Name checks out way, way too well....
 
2021-10-13 9:10:27 PM  
Really? I'd have thought they'd be going after the age old marks of lonely (relatively) older people.
 
2021-10-13 9:12:32 PM  
Bumble?

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2021-10-13 9:13:43 PM  

Deathbymeteor: cryptozoophiliac: Never stick your dick in eldritch.

Name checks out way, way too well....


Way to wipe out the hottest species, btw
 
2021-10-13 9:14:38 PM  
$1.4M? I know this is merely what's known, but it seems like a crappy ROI.
 
2021-10-13 9:22:45 PM  

cryptozoophiliac: Deathbymeteor: cryptozoophiliac: Never stick your dick in eldritch.

Name checks out way, way too well....

Way to wipe out the hottest species, btw


They were just making them hotter!
 
2021-10-13 9:30:47 PM  

leeksfromchichis: cryptozoophiliac: Never stick your dick in eldritch.

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You're not my supervisor


Lol. CSB. One time I told a coworker " I wouldn't do that if I were you." His reply was  "You're not my supervisor!"
The next day he was fired for giving one of the medical receptionist a box of condoms. She freaked out and notified HR.
People never listen.
Now back to TFA.
 
2021-10-13 9:32:19 PM  
Worked up, horny and the potential date starts talking about opening crypto app accounts and depositing money.

Somehow I missed the part where they were just haggling over the price.
 
2021-10-13 9:36:26 PM  
Internet + scam = not newsworthy

crypto + scam = OOOGABOOGA!  CRYPTO IS THE DEVIL!
 
2021-10-13 9:39:59 PM  
Think of a cryptocurrency as a glory hole assigned only to you.
 
2021-10-13 9:40:34 PM  
Or, try going places to meet people.
Granted, you might have to endure the horrors of blowing the stank off, putting on pants, and actually leaving the house, but at least you know where your money is going.
 
2021-10-13 9:52:55 PM  

cryptozoophiliac: Deathbymeteor: cryptozoophiliac: Never stick your dick in eldritch.

Name checks out way, way too well....

Way to wipe out the hottest species, btw


They know what they did...
 
2021-10-13 10:16:14 PM  

Lord Bear: Internet + scam = not newsworthy

crypto + scam = OOOGABOOGA!  CRYPTO IS THE DEVIL!


LOBSTER + BUTTER = 000000.1 in Doggie licks man better keep fish'n
 
2021-10-13 10:18:22 PM  
The scammers were somehow able to easily game Apple's Developer Enterprise program

Maybe if Apply was more interested in security than fashion design...
 
2021-10-13 10:18:54 PM  
No no really a imaginary wealth created by one tweet! Is that the American dream?
https://coinmarketcap.com/alexandria/​a​rticle/dogecoin-ceo-is-now-the-worlds-​richest-man
 
2021-10-13 10:34:21 PM  
Woah woah woah... So you're telling me, crypto can cure cancer, but not virginity?
 
2021-10-13 11:37:14 PM  

assalon5: No no really a imaginary wealth created by one tweet! Is that the American dream?
https://coinmarketcap.com/alexandria/a​rticle/dogecoin-ceo-is-now-the-worlds-​richest-man


I feel stupider for reading that.
 
2021-10-14 12:59:45 AM  

Lord Bear: Internet + scam = not newsworthy

crypto + scam = OOOGABOOGA!  CRYPTO IS THE DEVIL!


You don't have to say crypto + scam. That's redundant.
 
2021-10-14 1:42:56 AM  
Everyone is looking for a sucker on dating apps, that's the point.

/still cheaper than getting married
 
2021-10-14 1:48:24 AM  

Lord Bear: Internet + scam = not newsworthy

crypto + scam = OOOGABOOGA!  CRYPTO IS THE DEVIL!


pretty much, yeah.
 
2021-10-14 1:58:17 AM  

John Hopoate: Everyone is looking for a sucker on dating apps, that's the point.

/still cheaper than getting married


Not sure if the wordplay was intentional, but if it was - good on ya.
 
2021-10-14 5:19:59 AM  
How does this even work?

Hey baby, now that we know each other, let's talk about investing in crypto...

Or is this some OnlyFans unlocking nudies if you send a small amount. Here, I use this app...

// Inquiring minds would like to know
 
2021-10-14 11:14:03 AM  
Facebook Dating. So the same people who brought you all that awesome information about viruses and vaccines are gonna help you get your swerve on.

LOL
 
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