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2021-10-13 10:07:04 AM  
Nice Metalocalypse reference
 
2021-10-13 10:16:21 AM  
It's A car crash, not YOUR car crash...
 
2021-10-13 10:18:31 AM  
In other news, I am so sick of passive voice. 
"An SUV crashed into an AdultMart."
No one driving, eh? Just the SUV?

Gah!
 
2021-10-13 10:18:32 AM  
I thought she said "McNut Road".
 
2021-10-13 10:20:03 AM  

Lord_Baull: In other news, I am so sick of passive voice. 
"An SUV crashed into an AdultMart."
No one driving, eh? Just the SUV?

Gah!


It's like "A train crashed into a car".  NOOO... The train is on a highly predefined (usually) path and the other vehicle has to go out of its way to crash into the train, or at the very least end up in the train's path..
 
2021-10-13 10:23:18 AM  
I hope the Arby's on McKnight Road is OK.
 
2021-10-13 10:23:51 AM  
Adult video stores still exist?
 
2021-10-13 10:32:03 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I hope the Arby's on McKnight Road is OK.


jesus, don't use that bathroom
 
2021-10-13 10:34:00 AM  
Car Chase | Metalocalypse | Adult Swim
Youtube RsVVKAoD_S4
 
2021-10-13 10:37:13 AM  

awruk!: Adult video stores still exist?


There's probably weird kinky porn that can only be found there, like sex between unrelated peoples.
 
2021-10-13 10:40:22 AM  

Lord_Baull: In other news, I am so sick of passive voice. 
"An SUV crashed into an AdultMart."
No one driving, eh? Just the SUV?

Gah!


That's not passive voice.
 
2021-10-13 10:41:26 AM  

talkertopc: awruk!: Adult video stores still exist?

There's probably weird kinky porn that can only be found there, like sex between unrelated peoples.


Such talk confuses and frightens me, step-brother.
 
2021-10-13 10:44:02 AM  
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2021-10-13 10:47:31 AM  

awruk!: Adult video stores still exist?


Only way to make sure you get the right size.
 
2021-10-13 11:04:11 AM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2021-10-13 11:06:09 AM  

Trocadero: awruk!: Adult video stores still exist?

Only way to make sure you get the right size.


I'd buy that for a dollar.
 
2021-10-13 11:09:55 AM  

vudukungfu: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I hope the Arby's on McKnight Road is OK.

jesus, don't use that bathroom


Wendy's on McKnight used to be much worse before they rebuilt it...
 
2021-10-13 11:28:18 AM  

Lord_Baull: In other news, I am so sick of passive voice. 
"An SUV crashed into an AdultMart."
No one driving, eh? Just the SUV?

Gah!


It was a Tesla!
 
2021-10-13 11:30:05 AM  
Upon arrival at the scene, first responders seemed to find dozens of victims and detached body parts laying scattered on the floor. Alas, there was no sign of blood.
 
2021-10-13 11:45:47 AM  
Was the suspect detained and disciplined for hours.
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2021-10-13 12:07:04 PM  

God--: vudukungfu: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I hope the Arby's on McKnight Road is OK.

jesus, don't use that bathroom

Wendy's on McKnight used to be much worse before they rebuilt it...


that gas station on 51 that has been there since the 30s has a good clean one.
but you gotta pay $500 for the Flat rate.
 
2021-10-13 12:11:14 PM  
How did anybody get up to speed on McKnightmare? Was this that Steeler guy again? I thought we sent him away.
 
2021-10-13 12:45:11 PM  

InvisibleInsane: How did anybody get up to speed on McKnightmare? Was this that Steeler guy again? I thought we sent him away.


I moved from the South Hills to the North Hills (yeah, I'm a unicorn 'burgher who moved across a river.)

I will happily drive McKnight Road over the true nightmare that is Route 51, no question about it.
 
2021-10-13 1:10:50 PM  

BurghDude: InvisibleInsane: How did anybody get up to speed on McKnightmare? Was this that Steeler guy again? I thought we sent him away.

I moved from the South Hills to the North Hills (yeah, I'm a unicorn 'burgher who moved across a river.)

I will happily drive McKnight Road over the true nightmare that is Route 51, no question about it.


51 is my south hills shortcut to the souside
 
2021-10-13 2:07:52 PM  

markie_farkie: Lord_Baull: In other news, I am so sick of passive voice. 
"An SUV crashed into an AdultMart."
No one driving, eh? Just the SUV?

Gah!

It's like "A train crashed into a car".  NOOO... The train is on a highly predefined (usually) path and the other vehicle has to go out of its way to crash into the train, or at the very least end up in the train's path..


Neither of those is passive voice.

Passive voice would be:
An AdultMart was crashed into by an SUV
or
A car was crushed by a train

Or my personal favorite:
A round was deployed from the officer's service revolver
 
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