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(KOB4)   What part of "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" does the Albuquerque Police Department not understand?   (kob.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Automobile, video of a person, ALBUQUERQUE, Driving, Gun, APD, New Mexico, Transport  
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2021-10-12 9:32:22 PM  
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2021-10-12 11:36:09 PM  
Great

Looks like a punk kid
 
2021-10-13 12:59:05 AM  
The Balloon Fiesta is over, what else are you going to do for excitement?
 
2021-10-13 2:10:40 AM  
Dipshiat. Hope he gets identified and prosecuted.
 
2021-10-13 2:13:15 AM  
APD on Tuesday released video of a person firing a gun from a car while driving downtown.

The video shows a person hanging out of the front passenger window of a car approaching a traffic signal



Driving while hanging out of the passenger window is a skill that should be awarded a gold star. Someone will be along soon enough to post that gold star.
 
2021-10-13 2:30:04 AM  
This man was just spraying freedom seeds all over the lawn to help him plant a liberty tree.
 
2021-10-13 2:32:51 AM  

hardinparamedic: This man was just spraying freedom seeds all over the lawn to help him plant a liberty tree.


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2021-10-13 2:40:39 AM  
I wouldn't be surprised if the kid is the sheriff's son look for more trouble.
 
2021-10-13 2:46:55 AM  
Don't worry. This was just a well-regulated militia training exercise.
 
2021-10-13 2:52:07 AM  
There's a significant part of America that's desperate to go the African Warlord route.
 
2021-10-13 3:07:31 AM  
I always suspected left hand drive was a conspiracy to make sure we couldn't shoot from the drivers seat. You need someone on shotgun to make decent fire.
 
2021-10-13 3:30:00 AM  

Smoking GNU: There's a significant part of America that's desperate to go the African Warlord route.


Minus a word, those Yeehaw'dists don't exactly have a reputation for liking anything African...
 
2021-10-13 3:43:18 AM  
It's ABQ. Just another day ending in Y.
 
2021-10-13 3:44:47 AM  

DeadSeriousIdeaMan: Smoking GNU: There's a significant part of America that's desperate to go the African Warlord route.

Minus a word, those Yeehaw'dists don't exactly have a reputation for liking anything African...


Exactly. The irony is palpable.
 
2021-10-13 4:50:32 AM  
Calm yourself, Subs.  I'm sure they're only looking for the guy in order to deputize him.
 
2021-10-13 5:17:13 AM  
How to know when subby is a MAGA plague rat who should be banished to siberia, exhibit one
 
2021-10-13 5:33:53 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: APD on Tuesday released video of a person firing a gun from a car while driving downtown.

The video shows a person hanging out of the front passenger window of a car approaching a traffic signal


Driving while hanging out of the passenger window is a skill that should be awarded a gold star. Someone will be along soon enough to post that gold star.


Was it his best friends ride and was he trying to holler?
 
2021-10-13 6:33:14 AM  

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I was in Santa Fe years ago and drove down to Albuquerque specifically to make a left turn.  Had no other reason to go.
 
2021-10-13 7:22:15 AM  
Just consider yourself lucky.  There's nothing in the 2nd Amendment that says he wasn't allowed to fire that weapon in your direction.  Do not attempt to infringe on his rights.
 
2021-10-13 7:22:20 AM  

wildcardjack: I always suspected left hand drive was a conspiracy to make sure we couldn't shoot from the drivers seat. You need someone on shotgun to make decent fire.


That's why I drive a Post Office vehicle.
 
2021-10-13 7:27:13 AM  
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2021-10-13 7:30:19 AM  
From my book about a stolen .25 semi-auto:

Part three: Randy's truck

Early one night we are driving around in Randy's silver Mitsubishi pickup truck, bar hopping. I'm sitting in the back and bored, so I decide to start shooting the windows out of parked cars as we drive down the road with the popgun. This really pisses Randy off and he starts to yell at me out of his driver's side window, "Cut the shiat John; stop shooting cars!" but I keep on shooting.

He pulls over to confront me but I pop off a couple more rounds, then he jumps back into the truck and starts driving again while still yelling at me. After repeating this a couple of times I finally run out of bullets.

As a joke, I decide I will try to make it up to Randy. He was having a tough time yelling at me out the window and driving at the same time, so I go and steal him a new back window with a slide open door on it. I tell him, "This is so you can yell at me better next time!" and he is actually grateful...
 
2021-10-13 7:48:38 AM  
Why call the cops? It's well established they're useless and nothing will happen to him anyway, right?
 
2021-10-13 8:04:02 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Why call the cops? It's well established they're useless and nothing will happen to him anyway, right?


Exactly.

Also in Albuquerque about 2 weeks ago someone threatened my son with a gun in a mall parking lot.  He called 911 and the fark on the phone said it was legal to own and carry in NM.
 
2021-10-13 8:12:22 AM  

gilatrout: Gyrfalcon: Why call the cops? It's well established they're useless and nothing will happen to him anyway, right?

Exactly.

Also in Albuquerque about 2 weeks ago someone threatened my son with a gun in a mall parking lot.  He called 911 and the fark on the phone said it was legal to own and carry in NM.


I've always wanted to travel the US Southwest and recreate Richard Avedon's portraits of that part of your country. I regret to inform that such incidents as you report make me unlikely to spend my tourism dollars in Albuquerque.
 
2021-10-13 8:21:10 AM  

gaslight: gilatrout: Gyrfalcon: Why call the cops? It's well established they're useless and nothing will happen to him anyway, right?

Exactly.

Also in Albuquerque about 2 weeks ago someone threatened my son with a gun in a mall parking lot.  He called 911 and the fark on the phone said it was legal to own and carry in NM.

I've always wanted to travel the US Southwest and recreate Richard Avedon's portraits of that part of your country. I regret to inform that such incidents as you report make me unlikely to spend my tourism dollars in Albuquerque.


Come to NM, it's amazing.  ABQ has always been a wart
 
2021-10-13 9:36:29 AM  
The problem is not that I don't understand "shall not be infringed".  The problem is that you do not understand "the right".
 
2021-10-13 9:51:14 AM  
'The video shows a person hanging out of the front passenger window of a car approaching a traffic signal'

I suspect that if the suspect was also tryna holla at me, they may be a scrub. As a resident of ABQ I will be watching out for scrubs today.
 
2021-10-13 10:31:12 AM  
They just arrested the driver of the car.  Seems he shot out a bunch of windows this past weekend at the county building
 
2021-10-13 10:37:18 AM  
As someone who lives in Santa Fe... sounds like ABQ to be honest. Just another day.
 
2021-10-13 10:59:25 AM  

The Smails Kid: Dipshiat. Hope he gets identified and prosecuted.


it's not going to matter if he never consented to joinder.
 
2021-10-13 11:08:53 AM  
huh just yesterday happened to hear a story bout exactly that
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2021-10-13 11:15:01 AM  
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/open season on the (L.A.) Freeway
 
2021-10-13 11:19:02 AM  
There's no logical difference between your right  to fire your gun whenever and wherever you want to and your right to walk around in society unmasked and unvaccinated.
 
2021-10-13 1:05:37 PM  
HS friend of mine got to college, first month he was there he was waiting in line at the stadium to watch a game, and some idiot 1/4 mile away fired his rifle after cleaning it.  Missed the bird he was shooting at, hit Gary in the head, dead.
 
2021-10-13 1:22:20 PM  

buzzcut73: It's ABQ. Just another day ending in Y.


I left the burque when I graduated high school (LCHS), that day a woman was shot in the face in a random drive by on Central...
(Central and San Mateo I think... 30 years ago...)

It seems there are a few more homeless folks and heroine addicts there now, last time I visited was 2018...
other than that and you can't just go where you want in the Sandia crest, and the rock houses seem over populated now...  oh and the mesa by my old highschool is now just suburban sprawl crazy...

other than that, aint much changed
 
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