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2021-10-12 6:23:00 PM  
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2021-10-12 6:27:13 PM  
Mr Shatner is looking pretty good for a guy pushing 90, even if he is rocking a few extra pounds.

/poutines in spaaaaace
 
2021-10-12 6:35:45 PM  
Great headline, subby. Just the right touch on that one.
 
2021-10-12 6:43:37 PM  
I had always heard that Bill is particularly afraid of death, you probably couldn't get one of those red shirts on him.
 
2021-10-12 6:49:29 PM  
Someone chose too wear a red Starfleet uniform. While going into space. On a ship captained by Jim Kirk.

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2021-10-12 7:28:58 PM  
that's a lot of red shirts.
 
2021-10-12 7:38:30 PM  
You know Kirk is going to bang that woman, right?
 
2021-10-12 8:07:35 PM  

maddan: You know Kirk is going to bang that woman, right?


Looks like at least one of the guys might be down, too.
 
2021-10-12 8:41:30 PM  
oblig...

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2021-10-12 8:47:22 PM  
Ok that's pretty fun
 
2021-10-12 9:04:13 PM  

buckwebb: Great headline, subby. Just the right touch on that one.



It was so obvious, right? The Galaxy Quest one is good too.


/Subby
 
2021-10-12 9:21:10 PM  
*envelope to forehead*

Name four people who have never been in my kitchen
 
2021-10-12 9:38:07 PM  

SurfaceTension: Someone chose too wear a red Starfleet uniform. While going into space. On a ship captained by Jim Kirk.

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At least Reboot Kirk tells his redshirts to change them on an away mission.
 
2021-10-12 10:25:11 PM  
I've got a bad feeling about this.
 
2021-10-12 11:01:58 PM  
Whoever came up with this idea was a genius. That picture will take the internet by storm.
 
2021-10-12 11:02:13 PM  
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2021-10-12 11:03:06 PM  
He'll be fine, he always said that he would die alone.
 
2021-10-12 11:03:16 PM  
Uh oh...
StarTrek TOS - Parody - In Living Color 2
Youtube tVuxvJVdZQc
 
2021-10-12 11:03:31 PM  
Shatner looks sooooo ready for 2.5 minutes straight of over 3 Gs.
 
2021-10-12 11:04:37 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Mr Shatner is looking pretty good for a guy pushing 90, even if he is rocking a few extra pounds.

/poutines in spaaaaace


I'm not sure I even want to be alive at 90.  My relatives who have approached that age spent their last months or years managing ever increasing lists of maladies until one of those maladies killed them slowly.  Most of them did pretty good until their early 80s, tho, and had intact minds and full heads of hair to the end so I've got that going for me.
 
2021-10-12 11:04:39 PM  
Morons From Outer Space [1985] Full Movie. Comedy/ Sci-Fi
Youtube 3QqFLX26Rp4
 
2021-10-12 11:07:27 PM  
I had to look at the photograph but I get it, Subby, I get it.
 
2021-10-12 11:07:36 PM  
I've entered this comment as a comment
 
2021-10-12 11:08:02 PM  
pardy
 
2021-10-12 11:08:44 PM  

AbuHashish: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/3QqFLX26​Rp4]


I have that movie. I bought it at the same time as The Seventh Seal. How many people can say that, I wonder?

I am nothing if not eccletic. That's rich-speak for "weird".
 
2021-10-12 11:09:30 PM  
Not quite right subby.  Red shirts only die one at a time with the rare simultaneous pair.  At least one will remain to look on in shock.
 
2021-10-12 11:12:36 PM  
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2021-10-12 11:13:31 PM  

Noah_Tall: Not quite right subby.  Red shirts only die one at a time with the rare simultaneous pair.  At least one will remain to look on in shock.


How do you know, Mr. Noah_Tall?
 
2021-10-12 11:15:57 PM  
Shatner looks like my grandpa.
 
2021-10-12 11:17:44 PM  

Dave and the Mission: *envelope to forehead*

Name four people who have never been in my kitchen


*envelope to forehead*
"Sis boom bah."
 
2021-10-12 11:17:53 PM  

maddan: You know Kirk is going to bang that woman, right?


/Milf, it does a body good.
//Well, we know how she does.
/// Why not all three?
 
2021-10-12 11:21:05 PM  
Goes
 
2021-10-12 11:24:04 PM  
Celebrities, they're just like us.
 
2021-10-12 11:25:56 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Mr Shatner is looking pretty good for a guy pushing 90, even if he is rocking a few extra pounds.

/poutines in spaaaaace


As a balding overweight overly opinionated loudmouth, he gives me hope.
 
2021-10-12 11:26:10 PM  

Grumpy Cat: Noah_Tall: Not quite right subby.  Red shirts only die one at a time with the rare simultaneous pair.  At least one will remain to look on in shock.

How do you know, Mr. Noah_Tall?


Are we sure he's not The Most Interesting Man In The World?
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2021-10-12 11:27:26 PM  
Well played.
Someone owes me an lcd.
 
2021-10-12 11:28:39 PM  
If Star Trek red shirts and Star Wars clone troopers got into a fire fight.. who would win? The side that always dies or the side that can't hit an enemy?
 
2021-10-12 11:35:19 PM  

brantgoose: AbuHashish: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/3QqFLX26​Rp4]

I have that movie. I bought it at the same time as The Seventh Seal. How many people can say that, I wonder?

I am nothing if not eccletic. That's rich-speak for "weird".


If you're going to pretend to an expensive education may I suggest that you learn to farking spell?
 
2021-10-12 11:35:42 PM  

SurfaceTension: Someone chose too wear a red Starfleet uniform. While going into space. On a ship captained by Jim Kirk.

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Yeah... bold choice.  I'm not superstitious at all, but I'd want a different color just because I'd be going along with the trope.  Blue for science, I think.  Not because I'm qualified to do any meaningful science on such a mission, but because I'd be pretty much an experiment in that situation anyway.
 
2021-10-12 11:36:51 PM  

bluorangefyre: I've got a bad feeling about this.


Star Trek vs. Star Wars - Fanboys
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I feel bad laughing at a bad feeling about this.
 
2021-10-12 11:37:41 PM  
90 years old and sitting on top of a rocket, I'd be shatner-ing my pants.
 
2021-10-12 11:39:27 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Mr Shatner is looking pretty good for a guy pushing 90, even if he is rocking a few extra pounds.

/poutines in spaaaaace


I watched that interview, he's the most coherent 90 year old I've ever heard.
 
2021-10-12 11:42:47 PM  

ChrisDe: 90 years old and sitting on top of a rocket, I'd be shatner-ing my pants.


I'm 50 and I wouldn't do it.  And I'm in better shape (not adjusting for age) than he is.
 
2021-10-12 11:45:50 PM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: Uh oh...
[YouTube video: StarTrek TOS - Parody - In Living Color 2]


When I was a kid, I LOVED In Living Color. As an adult - that sketch isn't at all funny. The jokes just appear to be - they are old, they are old, someone pooped, they are old, black women are horny, old women are gross, men wanting to have sex with me is horrible, old people can't drive, they're old.
 
2021-10-12 11:48:30 PM  

Abox: fragMasterFlash: Mr Shatner is looking pretty good for a guy pushing 90, even if he is rocking a few extra pounds.

/poutines in spaaaaace

I watched that interview, he's the most coherent 90 year old I've ever heard.


George Burns unavailable for comment.  And you're forgetting Betty White.
 
2021-10-12 11:48:37 PM  
William Shatner and three people who are about to die

Is the first one Michael Meyer's sister?

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2021-10-12 11:53:31 PM  
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2021-10-12 11:53:46 PM  

Unsung_Hero: ChrisDe: 90 years old and sitting on top of a rocket, I'd be shatner-ing my pants.

I'm 50 and I wouldn't do it.  And I'm in better shape (not adjusting for age) than he is.


I'm over 60 and I cannot imagine a better way to pass.
 
2021-10-12 11:53:48 PM  

bluorangefyre: Abox: fragMasterFlash: Mr Shatner is looking pretty good for a guy pushing 90, even if he is rocking a few extra pounds.

/poutines in spaaaaace

I watched that interview, he's the most coherent 90 year old I've ever heard.

George Burns unavailable for comment.  And you're forgetting Betty White.


The thing is, he also sounds a lot younger than they were at that age as well. He's held up incredibly well.
 
2021-10-12 11:54:11 PM  

Boudyro: Shatner looks like my grandpa.


Dammit. Which one of my twins are you and why did you start posting on dad's small corner of the internet. Don't you have snaptiktogram or something to post to?
 
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