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1470 clicks; posted to Food » on 07 Oct 2021 at 1:50 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-07 11:56:53 AM  
All of them sound gross, except for coffee, which I would try in a skipping heartbeat.
 
2021-10-07 11:57:55 AM  
It's no grosser than normal candy corn.
 
2021-10-07 12:15:42 PM  
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Might want to avoid the blueberry dessert course flavor..
 
2021-10-07 12:18:02 PM  
They don't have their Thanksgiving Feast yet, but Lofty Pursuits / Public Displays of Confection currently has two different Halloween batches:

* https://pd.net/node/190

* https://pd.net/node/191
 
2021-10-07 12:50:08 PM  
Why not? It's not like you can ruin candy corn. It's trash from the outset.
 
2021-10-07 1:08:18 PM  
That'll go good with the turkey dinner soda.
 
2021-10-07 1:17:58 PM  
Why?  Because we live in an era of unbridled Evil.
 
2021-10-07 1:55:26 PM  
Another abomination unto Nuggan.
 
2021-10-07 1:56:16 PM  

Ker_Thwap: It's no grosser than normal candy corn.


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Candy corn > circus peanuts AND Thanksgiving dinner candies 🤮
 
2021-10-07 2:05:51 PM  
Did you seriously just ask why? Remember. This god character made the platypus. What more evidence do you need that it is a crue and unjust god?
 
2021-10-07 2:06:43 PM  
At least it's not pumpkin spice candy corn.
 
2021-10-07 2:10:20 PM  
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Can't wait for the christmas edition.
 
2021-10-07 2:27:13 PM  

bayoukitty: Ker_Thwap: It's no grosser than normal candy corn.

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Candy corn > circus peanuts AND Thanksgiving dinner candies 🤮


I had happily forgotten that those things even existed.  Thanks for nothing.
 
2021-10-07 2:30:21 PM  
Because some accounting egghead calculated that the curiosity sales would exceed the production line cost to fire off a batch of them.

Agile manufacturing baby...
 
2021-10-07 2:30:47 PM  

Ker_Thwap: It's no grosser than normal candy corn.


Much, much grosser.  I tried them in the interest of science and they're worse than those intentionally bad jelly beans.  They're worse than that old fish in the fridge. They're the candy Cthulhu hands out.
 
2021-10-07 2:38:10 PM  
Why do people put farking "reaper pepper" sauce on everything they eat, including delicious things that don't need sauce, like steak or hamburgers?

People are dumb and some of them have gross preferences.
 
2021-10-07 2:49:55 PM  
You'll need something to wash that down with.

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2021-10-07 3:11:04 PM  

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Can't wait for the christmas edition.


Literally came here to post the exact same thing. Glad it's covered.
 
2021-10-07 3:19:01 PM  
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2021-10-07 3:50:36 PM  
Wasn't this a thing last year?
 
2021-10-07 3:53:31 PM  

alechemist: Wasn't this a thing last year?


Yes
 
2021-10-07 4:01:59 PM  

alechemist: Wasn't this a thing last year?


This is now your life.  Sorry.
 
2021-10-07 4:08:49 PM  
They used to have some caramel apple flavored candy corn. Those were pretty good, I liked those. I don't know if they still have them.

This in TFA is an abomination, tho.

This is truly the darkest timeline.
 
2021-10-07 4:20:24 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: alechemist: Wasn't this a thing last year?

Yes


i don't think they had apple pie or coffee flavor last year. i could be wrong, though--i tried them and probably blocked it out of my memory. they were that bad.
 
2021-10-07 4:22:20 PM  
They need to make a street drugs one.
 
2021-10-07 4:41:57 PM  
Next year's outrage-driven flavors will be Counter Spaghetti, and Spaghetti-O Pie.
 
2021-10-07 5:14:11 PM  
So it's better now?
 
2021-10-07 5:35:10 PM  

skyotter: Next year's outrage-driven flavors will be Counter Spaghetti, and Spaghetti-O Pie.


Marshall Mathers' "Mom's Spaghetti."
 
2021-10-07 6:10:11 PM  
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Come back in an hour for the epic egging.
 
2021-10-07 6:39:20 PM  
Do they do something cool when you microwave them? If not then that's just gross.
 
2021-10-07 8:10:45 PM  
Well, weed IS legal in a lot of places...

It's still disgusting though.
 
2021-10-07 9:25:34 PM  
The chocolate pumpkins are the only ones worth eating.
 
2021-10-08 12:50:43 AM  
I saw a bag on the counter in my workplace, and I was warned that it was terrible and not to try it.

...of course, I wasn't going to try it because we are still mid-pandemic, a hundred people walk past that counter, and there are no hand-washing stations in that room.
 
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2021-10-08 11:07:36 PM  
Sounds like a great gag gift
 
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