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(Fatherly)   Now that Captain Kirk is really going to space, George Costanza realizes the inevitable next step   (fatherly.com) divider line
    More: Silly, William Shatner, James T. Kirk, Seinfeld actor Jason Alexander, Star Trek, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan  
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2021-10-07 8:08:46 AM  
Or he could join a crew of alien geniuses and fly around gouging entire civilisations in return for solutions to difficult problems.
 
2021-10-07 8:10:04 AM  
No, he just has to pretend that he's a marine biologist.
 
2021-10-07 8:37:15 AM  
He's going to Del Boca Vista?
 
2021-10-07 8:41:37 AM  
finishing that block of cheese the size of a car battery?
 
2021-10-07 9:03:13 AM  
You know he's always wanted to pretend to be an architect!
 
2021-10-07 9:11:13 AM  
Um, Kirk was the captain of a starship, Costanza pretended to be a marine biologist to get into some chicks pants. Not really the same thing at all.
 
2021-10-07 9:52:23 AM  
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Shatner is the one on the left.
 
2021-10-07 9:52:37 AM  
Serenity now?
 
2021-10-07 10:08:20 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Um, Kirk was the captain of a starship to get into some chicks pants, Costanza pretended to be a marine biologist to get into some chicks pants. Not really the same thing at all.


FTFY
 
2021-10-07 11:48:25 AM  

I Ate Shergar: Or he could join a crew of alien geniuses and fly around gouging entire civilisations in return for solutions to difficult problems.


If it's time actors finally fulfill their Star Trek roles, The Rock will finally have to try out wrestling.
 
2021-10-07 4:27:01 PM  
It's fitting that a guy who's famous for pretending to go to space is going to fly on a Blue Origin rocket that's pretending to go to space.
 
2021-10-07 4:32:02 PM  
If I make it to 90 you'll have a hard time getting me to put on pants, much less go into space.
 
2021-10-07 7:29:07 PM  

Dave and the Mission: He's going to Del Boca Vista?


He can't, there's nothing available in that development.
 
2021-10-07 8:43:04 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Um, Kirk was the captain of a starship, Costanza pretended to be a marine biologist to get into some chicks pants. Not really the same thing at all.


Actually, Kirk pretended to be a starship captain to get in some alien chicks pants.
 
2021-10-08 1:50:41 PM  
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