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1184 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 06 Oct 2021 at 1:05 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-10-06 1:15:04 PM  
Looks like sushi and my bet is that it will wind up being sushi.
2021-10-06 1:39:04 PM  
Well...thanks for that. If the next piece of Sake nigiri I bite into even remotely crunches, I'mma lose my shiat.
2021-10-06 1:49:50 PM  
Give it a touch of fire breath from a super hot wok and I would try it. I eat other crustaceans, so add another to the plate.
2021-10-06 1:53:11 PM  
If it were a story from China, it would be written in past tense.
2021-10-06 2:58:09 PM  
I'll pass on the radio active sushi

/Aquamarine Fukushima
2021-10-06 4:10:08 PM  
can it roll up into a ball like its pillbug relatives?

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I think woodlice are the only true terrestrial crustaceans - there are land crabs but they still breed in water.​s​e

Eat it like sushi? Maybe, some people do eat cooked giant isopods.

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Hardly anything eats woodlice except a few spider species - too much shell and a urine odor.
2021-10-06 7:47:27 PM  
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2021-10-06 10:18:09 PM  
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2021-10-06 11:10:10 PM  
So what animal does it parasitize? And do they plan to get one for it to feed on once its tummy goes down, or will it just quietly starve to death there in its tank? So many questions.
2021-10-06 11:10:38 PM  
Isopods. Their big brothers can strip an alligator carcass to bones in days
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