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(Yahoo)   No man can eat 50 eggs, but a bear sure can. Thanks to the woman feeding them and losing their fear of humans, the bears had to be put down. Asinine tag used since Ursinine tag absent   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-10-05 4:01:09 PM  
Feeding wild bears: $2000.

Fine for desensitizing wild bears to humans by feeding them: $60,000.

Euthanizing of wild bears due to desensitization: Priceless.
 
2021-10-05 4:45:18 PM  
The road to hell is paved with apples, carrots, and eggs.
 
2021-10-05 4:56:28 PM  
Cull her
 
2021-10-05 5:07:59 PM  
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2021-10-05 5:08:05 PM  
Ursine
 
2021-10-05 5:09:07 PM  

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Somebody get the lights.
 
2021-10-05 5:09:42 PM  
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2021-10-05 5:09:56 PM  
$60,000? That is way too low. Make it $600,000 instead.
 
2021-10-05 5:10:12 PM  

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*Shakes egg filled fist*
 
2021-10-05 5:12:02 PM  
Came for Cool Hand Luke.
 
2021-10-05 5:12:10 PM  
Ursnine!  Love it subby.
 
2021-10-05 5:14:28 PM  
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
 
2021-10-05 5:19:07 PM  
Malcom In the Middle - 100 Quaks
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2021-10-05 5:19:18 PM  
Sheesh some people just aren't satisfied with crazy cat level status and feel the need to up their game.
 
2021-10-05 5:20:51 PM  

Picklehead: The road to hell is paved with apples, carrots, and eggs.


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2021-10-05 5:20:52 PM  
Joey Chestnut can.  141 in eight minutes in fact.

Tis no man.  Tis a remorseless eating machine.
 
2021-10-05 5:26:36 PM  
Would you feed a polar bear at your window?
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2021-10-05 5:27:50 PM  

bigxnyc: Joey Chestnut can.  141 in eight minutes in fact.

Tis no man.  Tis a remorseless eating machine.


Aarrgh!
/ I understood that reference
 
2021-10-05 5:28:54 PM  
Also: don't feed cows to alligators.

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2021-10-05 5:29:13 PM  
When your boy eats four dozen eggs every morning

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2021-10-05 5:30:09 PM  

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*Shakes egg filled fist*


That's not egg.
 
2021-10-05 5:30:38 PM  
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2021-10-05 5:30:50 PM  
But did the bear make the cut for the fat bear competition?
 
2021-10-05 5:33:56 PM  

gunga galunga: Came for Cool Hand Luke.


Car wash scene, right?
 
2021-10-05 5:35:04 PM  
How much spare money did this lady have? Yikes
 
2021-10-05 5:35:51 PM  

bigxnyc: Joey Chestnut can.  141 in eight minutes in fact.

Tis no man.  Tis a remorseless eating machine.


He's not "eating" them as much as shoving them through his alimentary canal
 
2021-10-05 5:42:33 PM  
Replace bears with feral cats and this woman would be made for a lifetime TF subscription.
 
2021-10-05 5:42:59 PM  
A fed bear is a dead bear.
-This means you, stupid effing weekend renters who want to get an up close or an Instagram post for their snot-nosed kids.
-Stop smearing peanut butter on the tree.
-You killed them. You personally. The mountains aren't Disneyland.

I saw several bears that had to be killed this way over a couple summers in Lake Tahoe because of a-hole air B&B renters. They have destroyed the community and neighborhoods, as well.
 
2021-10-05 5:45:10 PM  

Cultured: gunga galunga: Came for Cool Hand Luke.

Car wash scene, right?


For, not during.
 
2021-10-05 5:45:18 PM  
My dad lived in that area for a good 20 years.

It took years to get a fence around the dump and make sure people used proper trashcans and obeyed the sensible rules. So many bears were habituated, and so many resulting conflicts happened that that bears were getting shot in incidents every year--there was like 22 bears shot in one year.

I don't usually go to 'farking city people', but farking city people.
 
2021-10-05 5:49:12 PM  
Bert Kreischer - Fighting a Bear - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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They love marshmallows, too.
 
2021-10-05 5:49:20 PM  
Smash Mouth eat the eggs
 
2021-10-05 5:51:06 PM  
Bears that wander into my yard are offered a shot of capsaicin with a rubber buckshot chaser. I rarely get repeat customers.
 
2021-10-05 5:59:15 PM  
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2021-10-05 6:04:17 PM  
They had to euthanize the 3 bears.  Papa bear got a big shot, momma bear a middle size shot, and for baby bear...
 
2021-10-05 6:12:23 PM  
I live in Vancouver. Our parks have signs in 5 different languages telling people "don't feed the wild life". We just had to cull 11 coyotes out of Stanley park because human fed them so they attacked and maimed several people. (Who can't fight off a coyote? but whatever)The squirrels in the park by my place are forming gangs, won't let you through their turf without an offering. I see parents letting their 2 year old hand food to the squirrels and Canadian geese. These are bad parents. fark these assholes.
 
2021-10-05 6:27:30 PM  

talkyournonsense: I live in Vancouver. Our parks have signs in 5 different languages telling people "don't feed the wild life". We just had to cull 11 coyotes out of Stanley park because human fed them so they attacked and maimed several people. (Who can't fight off a coyote? but whatever)The squirrels in the park by my place are forming gangs, won't let you through their turf without an offering. I see parents letting their 2 year old hand food to the squirrels and Canadian geese. These are bad parents. fark these assholes.


My dad told me tourists at Yellowstone would try to put their children on bison (like a horse) for pictures.
 
2021-10-05 6:30:06 PM  
If the bear is hungry, it's really no contest.

(Kobayashi) Worlds greatest eater VS Grizzly!
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2021-10-05 6:30:35 PM  

talkyournonsense: Canadian Canada geese

 
2021-10-05 6:34:18 PM  

born_yesterday: talkyournonsense: I live in Vancouver. Our parks have signs in 5 different languages telling people "don't feed the wild life". We just had to cull 11 coyotes out of Stanley park because human fed them so they attacked and maimed several people. (Who can't fight off a coyote? but whatever)The squirrels in the park by my place are forming gangs, won't let you through their turf without an offering. I see parents letting their 2 year old hand food to the squirrels and Canadian geese. These are bad parents. fark these assholes.
My dad told me tourists at Yellowstone would try to put their children on bison (like a horse) for pictures.


They can't get that close.

Some rich folks were feeding grizzly bears in jackson Hole, out in their little rich subdivision where the elk wander around.  They got off with a warning, I think, but you can bet your ass that no names were published.  People kind of look down on that sort of thing.
 
2021-10-05 6:41:15 PM  
So..the bear was eggsecuted?
 
2021-10-05 6:45:59 PM  
Oh. Ursinine.
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2021-10-05 6:49:19 PM  
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America

Barbara Paschke, aged 85 - September 27, 2015 - Kalispell, Montana

"Paschke was attacked inside her home near Kalispell by a black bear. According to Montana Department of Fish, Wildlife, and Parks, Paschke regularly illegally provided grain and birdseed to bears on her property, and had been cited for illegally feeding bears and other wildlife in 2012. Paschke died of her injuries on October 1, 2015, in a Kalispell hospital. Officials trapped and euthanized two food-conditioned black bears on Paschke's property, but were unable to capture or remove the bear that attacked Paschke. DNA identified one of the euthanized bears as a sibling of the bear involved in the fatal attack."
 
2021-10-05 6:51:10 PM  
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2021-10-05 7:00:33 PM  
Back in the late 90s, I used to live in an upscale apartment complex that was filled one-half with Vikings bench players, one-half with Northwest flight attendants and one-half with Best Buy corporate employees - except for the one crazy old lady that lived on the ground floor, and whose deck/patio was right next to the front entrance.

She fed the sky rat geese entire loaves of bread every goddamn day. The entire sidewalk to the entrance was a guano mine field. The geese were assholes and would attack unprovoked. People asked her nicely, repeatedly, to please, please, stop feeding the geese, or at least move it down to the tennis courts that no one used. She refused to budge.

So, finally, one day I was coming home and I saw the creepy hag out on her patio feeding her shiat buddies and I had reached the end of my rope, so I said to her, I said*:

"HEY, YOU, STUPID FARKIN' WITCH! YEAH, YOU, UGLY! IF YOU DON'T STOP FEEDING THOSE FARKIN' GEESE, I'M GOING TO CHOP YOU UP AND FEED YOU TO THEM, YOU GODDAMN INCONSIDERATE, MORON!"

*On the inside
 
2021-10-05 7:06:52 PM  

Cultured: gunga galunga: Came for Cool Hand Luke.

Car wash scene, right?

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2021-10-05 7:08:44 PM  
"Someone's been sleeping eggs in my bed."


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2021-10-05 7:15:54 PM  
She was running an bear market. Should have ran a bull market.
 
2021-10-05 7:21:10 PM  
Should never have fed them...

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2021-10-05 7:40:23 PM  
Jesus Christ, the flatulence alone must have put her on the FBI most wanted list for WMDs.
 
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