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2021-10-05 1:33:04 PM  
Holy Farkballs!

He admitted a LOT of stuff. Including a lot of conspiracy to commit crimes.

What's that sound?
Could it be?
Could sumthing gonna happen!?!?
 
2021-10-05 1:42:53 PM  
So what does this mean? It means the DOJ played this real smart and real close to the chest. It means Grods has been cooperating with the DOJ for a LONG time.

mic drop
 
2021-10-05 1:49:11 PM  
And to think the last time I went to DC it was to watch a baseball game.  I'm doing this whole tourist thing all wrong apparently.
 
2021-10-05 2:03:20 PM  

GardenWeasel: So what does this mean? It means the DOJ played this real smart and real close to the chest. It means Grods has been cooperating with the DOJ for a LONG time.

mic drop


Maybe now all the Verruca Salts having tantrums of impatience will shut up for a bit?

Nah, who am I kidding.
 
2021-10-05 2:13:54 PM  
Nothing to add, except this made me chuckle:

He admits to "bringing and contributing paramilitary gear and supplies - INCLUDING FIREARMS, camouflaged combat uniforms, tactical vests with plates, helmets, eye protection, and radio equipment - for the January 6 operation."

Umm, guys? We can still see you.
 
2021-10-05 3:14:05 PM  

hobnail: Nothing to add, except this made me chuckle:

He admits to "bringing and contributing paramilitary gear and supplies - INCLUDING FIREARMS, camouflaged combat uniforms, tactical vests with plates, helmets, eye protection, and radio equipment - for the January 6 operation."

Umm, guys? We can still see you.


Joke's on you. I was there but my camouflage was "Office furniture". Good luck finding me coppers.
 
2021-10-05 3:15:54 PM  

hobnail: Umm, guys? We can still see you.


I don't see them escaping prison time; that's for sure.
 
2021-10-05 3:16:05 PM  
For people who never rtfa

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He basically confessed to a significant conspiracy consisting of multiple felonies.
No way he got this deal without names, dates, and evidence.

Gritty is probably doing warm-up stretches right now.
 
2021-10-05 3:17:04 PM  
Man, these Antifa guys are good!
 
2021-10-05 3:17:16 PM  
Silly fools. They should have gone dressed as capital police and then just moon-walked in backwards.

/Shamon!
 
2021-10-05 3:17:22 PM  
Thanks, "Keith".
 
2021-10-05 3:17:53 PM  
Ain't nothing gonn -OW! STOP HITTING ME!!
 
2021-10-05 3:17:55 PM  

SpectroBoy: GardenWeasel: So what does this mean? It means the DOJ played this real smart and real close to the chest. It means Grods has been cooperating with the DOJ for a LONG time.

mic drop

Maybe now all the Verruca Salts having tantrums of impatience will shut up for a bit?

Nah, who am I kidding.


Old man like reference detected.

/it was a reference I immediately understood
//get off my lawn
///slashies!
 
2021-10-05 3:18:38 PM  
the Oath Keeper plot including having a heavily armed "QRF" (quick reaction force) that would bring heavy weapons into the Capitol once Trump deputized them by invoking the Insurrection Act and calling forth a citizen's militia (that would be them).

These people are deluded.
 
2021-10-05 3:18:51 PM  
Who could have predicted a bunch of military cosplayers are in reality a bunch of pants shiatting cowards.
 
2021-10-05 3:19:19 PM  
Nice try, libs, but I think we'd all know by now if Gorilla Grodd was there

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2021-10-05 3:19:21 PM  
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2021-10-05 3:19:21 PM  

SpectroBoy: Silly fools. They should have gone dressed as capital police and then just moon-walked in backwards.

/Shamon!


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2021-10-05 3:19:28 PM  
Can someone bring the popcorn and start a fresh pot of coffee for Gritty?
 
2021-10-05 3:19:58 PM  
Hmmm...
I wonder if any of the Epik hack data comes into play...
 
2021-10-05 3:20:25 PM  
He could well be one of the guys that fake newser Tucker Carlson claimed was an FBI agent. He's not. He's now convicted.

Oh no kidding, I never read any follow up to that. Of course Tucker was full of shiat.
 
2021-10-05 3:20:41 PM  

SpectroBoy: GardenWeasel: So what does this mean? It means the DOJ played this real smart and real close to the chest. It means Grods has been cooperating with the DOJ for a LONG time.

mic drop

Maybe now all the Verruca Salts having tantrums of impatience will shut up for a bit?

Nah, who am I kidding.


But i want to see them hang NOOOOW!
 
2021-10-05 3:21:00 PM  
"He was arrested and charged only TODAY. He does not appear, at least by name, in any of the prior Oath Keeper indictments. The statement of information, linked above, and plea agreement was filed with the court only on Monday, and under seal. This was so he could testify to a grand jury (probably yesterday) before the Oath Keepers knew he was cooperating.

So what does this mean? It means the DOJ played this real smart and real close to the chest. It means Grods has been cooperating with the DOJ for a LONG time. By long I mean at least weeks. In that time the terms for the plea deal were worked out and he spilled his guts to the DOJ. All of them. He then testified to the grand jury earlier this week. That means more indictments will be coming based (in part) on his testimony. I suspect a lot of them.

Oath Keepers had no idea this guy was really on the DOJ's radar until today."


Well done so far.
 
2021-10-05 3:21:18 PM  

hobnail: Nothing to add, except this made me chuckle:

He admits to "bringing and contributing paramilitary gear and supplies - INCLUDING FIREARMS, camouflaged combat uniforms, tactical vests with plates, helmets, eye protection, and radio equipment - for the January 6 operation."

Umm, guys? We can still see you.


Woodland camo in an urban environment only makes you more noticeable.  If they were clever people they would have dressed in three piece suits and carried brief cases.
 
2021-10-05 3:22:07 PM  

SpectroBoy: For people who never rtfa

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He basically confessed to a significant conspiracy consisting of multiple felonies.
No way he got this deal without names, dates, and evidence.

Gritty is probably doing warm-up stretches right now.


RANDOM capitalization!!
 
2021-10-05 3:22:53 PM  
This is the funny part.

"I have figured out that he is identified as "Person Fifteen" in this charging document for 16 other Oath Keepers.
He could well be one of the guys that fake newser Tucker Carlson claimed was an FBI agent. He's not. He's now convicted."
 
2021-10-05 3:23:39 PM  
This seems significant. Hopefully it will be.
 
2021-10-05 3:23:46 PM  

2wolves: hobnail: Nothing to add, except this made me chuckle:

He admits to "bringing and contributing paramilitary gear and supplies - INCLUDING FIREARMS, camouflaged combat uniforms, tactical vests with plates, helmets, eye protection, and radio equipment - for the January 6 operation."

Umm, guys? We can still see you.

Woodland camo in an urban environment only makes you more noticeable.  If they were clever people they would have dressed in three piece suits and carried brief cases.


But then they wouldn't have the "authentic soldier" look and that would take away half the fun of it all.
 
2021-10-05 3:23:50 PM  
duh
 
2021-10-05 3:24:55 PM  
"He could well be one of the guys that Tucker Carlson claimed was an FBI agent. He's not. He's now convicted....There is a very real chance that Grods was in communication with other conspirators while he was cooperating with DOJ, and just turning it over to the government."

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2021-10-05 3:25:04 PM  
Ummmmmmmm, TFA is dated June 30, 2021.
 
2021-10-05 3:26:51 PM  
oaf creepers
 
2021-10-05 3:27:11 PM  

thorpe: Ummmmmmmm, TFA is dated June 30, 2021.


Pfft.  Look at the guy's credentials on his webpage.  Seems legit.

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2021-10-05 3:27:22 PM  
This happened in June.

OLD NEWS IS SO EXCITING!!!

/Also, your blog sucks, subby.
 
2021-10-05 3:28:37 PM  

jethroe: thorpe: Ummmmmmmm, TFA is dated June 30, 2021.

Pfft.  Look at the guy's credentials on his webpage.  Seems legit.

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You can hear "Keith" fapping away to the nothing that happened (and all the clicks his blog will get).
 
2021-10-05 3:29:38 PM  

Resin33: the Oath Keeper plot including having a heavily armed "QRF" (quick reaction force) that would bring heavy weapons into the Capitol once Trump deputized them by invoking the Insurrection Act and calling forth a citizen's militia (that would be them).

These people are deluded.


No shout. I LOLed at that.
 
2021-10-05 3:32:33 PM  
This REEKS of a deep state false flag.

Think about it. Why admit to "crimes" with Trump so close to being sworn in at the end of [ month ]???
 
2021-10-05 3:33:27 PM  
 
2021-10-05 3:33:41 PM  

misanthropicsob: jethroe: thorpe: Ummmmmmmm, TFA is dated June 30, 2021.

Pfft.  Look at the guy's credentials on his webpage.  Seems legit.

More from Keith
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Retired lawyer & Army vet in The Villages of Florida. Lifelong: Republican (pre-Trump), Constitution buff, science nerd & dog lover. Twitter: @KeithDB80

You can hear "Keith" fapping away to the nothing that happened (and all the clicks his blog will get).


Until he gets in a drunk driving incident with some other Villages ghoul wherein they smash into each other on golf carts.

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2021-10-05 3:33:55 PM  

theinsultabot9000: SpectroBoy: GardenWeasel: So what does this mean? It means the DOJ played this real smart and real close to the chest. It means Grods has been cooperating with the DOJ for a LONG time.

mic drop

Maybe now all the Verruca Salts having tantrums of impatience will shut up for a bit?

Nah, who am I kidding.

Old man like reference detected.

/it was a reference I immediately understood
//get off my lawn
///slashies!


I'm not old I was talking about the SONG!
Wait, that song came out almost THIRTY years ago .
Ok, I'm old.

Veruca Salt - Seether (Official Video)
Youtube jC9AUR-iTo0
 
2021-10-05 3:34:51 PM  

2wolves: If they were clever people


I think I found the problem...
 
2021-10-05 3:36:08 PM  

hobnail: Nothing to add, except this made me chuckle:

He admits to "bringing and contributing paramilitary gear and supplies - INCLUDING FIREARMS, camouflaged combat uniforms, tactical vests with plates, helmets, eye protection, and radio equipment - for the January 6 operation."

Umm, guys? We can still see you.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-10-05 3:39:08 PM  

thorpe: "He was arrested and charged only TODAY. He does not appear, at least by name, in any of the prior Oath Keeper indictments. The statement of information, linked above, and plea agreement was filed with the court only on Monday, and under seal. This was so he could testify to a grand jury (probably yesterday) before the Oath Keepers knew he was cooperating.

So what does this mean? It means the DOJ played this real smart and real close to the chest. It means Grods has been cooperating with the DOJ for a LONG time. By long I mean at least weeks. In that time the terms for the plea deal were worked out and he spilled his guts to the DOJ. All of them. He then testified to the grand jury earlier this week. That means more indictments will be coming based (in part) on his testimony. I suspect a lot of them.

Oath Keepers had no idea this guy was really on the DOJ's radar until today."

Well done so far.


Are we going to get the vocal minority fark liberals who whined and whined that the DOJ wasn't doing anything to come on here and then stfu?
 
2021-10-05 3:40:54 PM  

hobnail: Nothing to add, except this made me chuckle:

He admits to "bringing and contributing paramilitary gear and supplies - INCLUDING FIREARMS, camouflaged combat uniforms, tactical vests with plates, helmets, eye protection, and radio equipment - for the January 6 operation."

Umm, guys? We can still see you.


Your comment reminds me of Flo in the alley but I can't find the ad right now. It's perfect for here.
 
2021-10-05 3:42:06 PM  

SpectroBoy: GardenWeasel: So what does this mean? It means the DOJ played this real smart and real close to the chest. It means Grods has been cooperating with the DOJ for a LONG time.

mic drop

Maybe now all the Verruca Salts having tantrums of impatience will shut up for a bit?

Nah, who am I kidding.


I'll gladly stfu as soon as we all see meaningful enforcement of an obvious and serious crime as it's ten months and counting

We went to war and bombed people on the other side of the planet quickly after 9/11

We had an attempted overthrow of our country and we've seen only the lightest of sentences of the most minor players and exactly ZERO of the people that actually orchestrated it - general Flynn having the military stand down - cops dressed like mall security- only one terrorist getting shot
/the photo at the top of the story shows how coordinated some of these people were - they camouflaged themselves with all the chaos of the magats being fat and breathing heavy - but the real threat was the armored column of goons acting in coordinated fashion and we somehow dodged a bullet and I believe people should hang for treason for this shiat
 
2021-10-05 3:43:02 PM  

RasIanI: "He could well be one of the guys that Tucker Carlson claimed was an FBI agent. He's not. He's now convicted....There is a very real chance that Grods was in communication with other conspirators while he was cooperating with DOJ, and just turning it over to the government."

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Please let Bannon, junior or I'm Eric be on that list.
 
2021-10-05 3:44:24 PM  

SpectroBoy: Holy Farkballs!

He admitted a LOT of stuff. Including a lot of conspiracy to commit crimes.

What's that sound?
Could it be?
Could sumthing gonna happen!?!?


Will he lose the right to own guns?
 
2021-10-05 3:44:26 PM  

SpectroBoy: For people who never rtfa

[Fark user image image 690x523]

He basically confessed to a significant conspiracy consisting of multiple felonies.
No way he got this deal without names, dates, and evidence.

Gritty is probably doing warm-up stretches right now.


I'm telescoping at the possibilities
 
2021-10-05 3:45:55 PM  

Resin33: the Oath Keeper plot including having a heavily armed "QRF" (quick reaction force) that would bring heavy weapons into the Capitol once Trump deputized them by invoking the Insurrection Act and calling forth a citizen's militia (that would be them).

These people are deluded.


Those people almost farking succeeded and a fool underestimates it
 
2021-10-05 3:46:08 PM  
The wheels of justice grind slowly, but eventually they get the job done...
 
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