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(UPI)   Don't just sit there pondering life on a wall - a sculpture of Humpty Dumpty pondering on a toilet has been stolen in Wisconsin   (upi.com) divider line
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2021-09-30 8:11:21 AM  
If you steal that you might be a moron.

If you pay $1400 for it you might have more money than sense.
 
2021-09-30 8:15:21 AM  
Is he taking a Humpty Dumpty?
 
2021-09-30 8:15:29 AM  
This is the one outside the Trump presidential library, isn't it?
 
2021-09-30 8:17:19 AM  
Bronze?  Humpty is about to have a meltdown
 
2021-09-30 8:19:06 AM  
Fun fact: the nursery rhyme doesn't say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg. Why? Because it's supposed to be a riddle. You're supposed to guess what Humpy is, but in kids books they always have pictures of the egg dude and so the riddle is ruined.

Not that it's a particularly good riddle.

Also, are we sure he fell? I think he was pushed.
 
2021-09-30 8:19:36 AM  

Nick Nostril: This is the one outside the Trump presidential library, isn't it?


If I had the money, I'd commission the artist to render D2S upon a toilet thus grimacing.

But I'm using all my liquid assets to commission the soda machine on the second floor to produce me a cola.
 
2021-09-30 8:19:49 AM  
Did it get busy in a Burger King bathroom?
 
2021-09-30 8:27:53 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Nick Nostril: This is the one outside the Trump presidential library, isn't it?

If I had the money, I'd commission the artist to render D2S upon a toilet thus grimacing.

But I'm using all my liquid assets to commission the soda machine on the second floor to produce me a cola.


One of these, in bronze, donated to a nice public park.

If it's bronze, it's art.
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2021-09-30 9:16:33 AM  
Humpty Dumpty sat, straining on the pan
Though you push and push as hard as you can
Your efforts are useless because here's the thing
You can never, ever push a turd back in.
 
2021-09-30 9:39:22 AM  

HailRobonia: Fun fact: the nursery rhyme doesn't say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg. Why? Because it's supposed to be a riddle. You're supposed to guess what Humpy is, but in kids books they always have pictures of the egg dude and so the riddle is ruined.

Not that it's a particularly good riddle.

Also, are we sure he fell? I think he was pushed.


Humpty Dumpty was a cannon. When it fell off of the wall, because of poor casting technology of the time, it shattered. The nursery rhyme is a cautionary tale of investing in military technology.
 
2021-09-30 9:55:01 AM  
Stolen by Tweedledee and Tweedledum...

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2021-09-30 10:13:16 AM  

Valter: If you steal that you might be a moron.

If you pay $1400 for it you might have more money than sense.


That's a lot to shell out for that kind of ornamental art...

/ba-dum-tiss
 
2021-09-30 10:36:38 AM  
It's that time of year, he's off to have a great fall.
 
2021-09-30 12:41:08 PM  

Vansthing: .

Humpty Dumpty was a cannon. When it fell off of the wall, because of poor casting technology of the time, it shattered. The nursery rhyme is a cautionary tale of investing in military technology.


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