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2021-09-29 4:49:03 PM  
Three men in metropolitan Oregon have been arrested and charged with a panoply of crimes

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2021-09-29 6:30:36 PM  
i do not think it means what you think it means
 
2021-09-29 6:31:37 PM  
That dudes middle name is suede.
 
2021-09-29 6:34:31 PM  
Nice headline, subby.  LOL'd after reading the actual article.  XD
 
2021-09-29 6:35:16 PM  

Dr.Fey: Three men in metropolitan Oregon have been arrested and charged with a panoply of crimes

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Don't try to figure it out too much. There's almost enough extra chromosomes in that picture to make a whole new mostly functioning human.
 
2021-09-29 6:35:28 PM  
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They'll fry in silverchair
 
2021-09-29 6:35:45 PM  

Dr.Fey: Three men in metropolitan Oregon have been arrested and charged with a panoply of crimes

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Obviously, that journalist means to write "polyhedra". I guess they failed their skill check roll.
 
2021-09-29 6:35:46 PM  
Methford, not even once
 
2021-09-29 6:36:21 PM  
Good one, subby.
 
2021-09-29 6:39:28 PM  
They're all surprisingly farkable.
 
2021-09-29 6:40:04 PM  
Is the guy on the left wearing a blue garbage bag?
 
2021-09-29 6:43:33 PM  
Panoply. I learned a word today. Very nice.
 
2021-09-29 6:43:40 PM  

Dr.Fey: Three men in metropolitan Oregon have been arrested and charged with a panoply of crimes

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2021-09-29 6:44:35 PM  
Dude on the left looks like a young Rob McElhenney
 
2021-09-29 6:46:05 PM  

Nurglitch: They're all surprisingly farkable.


Well, they truly are farked.
 
2021-09-29 6:48:48 PM  
suspect allegedly gave chase when police approached him

Never chase the police
 
2021-09-29 6:50:53 PM  
I would say that it looks more like two-and-a-half men.
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2021-09-29 6:51:02 PM  
Gene cesspool run amok.
 
2021-09-29 6:52:00 PM  
"The TV station also reports that the accused were "wildland firefighters..."

What the hell is Metropolitan Oregon? Not Medford
 
2021-09-29 6:55:26 PM  
Them Magats love their fenties.
 
2021-09-29 6:59:04 PM  
Brycen Dylan Suede, and Austin stand accused ...
 
2021-09-29 6:59:12 PM  

Spice Must Flow: Dr.Fey: Three men in metropolitan Oregon have been arrested and charged with a panoply of crimes

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Obviously, that journalist means to write "polyhedra". I guess they failed their skill check roll.


I believe the journalist meant "plethora."
 
2021-09-29 6:59:22 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Panoply. I learned a word today. Very nice.


It's like Monopoly, just with frying pans.
 
2021-09-29 7:01:11 PM  
A panoply is when you are watching a Monopoly grandmaster play 6 games at once against 18 opponents.

These events draw huge crowds in Atlantic city every year, and the real action is in the matches that get going in side rooms. A good hustler can make a year's income in two nights.
 
2021-09-29 7:03:07 PM  

Nurglitch: They're all surprisingly farkable.


I guess I could understand the one on the left, but the middle guy? He looks like he gallops around like ape while his uncle sodomizes hitchhikers.
 
2021-09-29 7:04:07 PM  

DittoToo: Them Magats love their fenties.


I didn't see their political affiliation listed anywhere. With names like Brycen and Dylan they may be the libbiest libs that ever lived. Have anything to back that up or are you just spewing your mental kaka all over the thread with your assumptions?
 
2021-09-29 7:09:21 PM  
middle guy looks like Gary Oldman in bram stokers Dracula
 
2021-09-29 7:11:21 PM  
Looks like somebody...

...resembles that remark
 
2021-09-29 7:12:12 PM  
Inbreeding, not even once.
 
2021-09-29 7:14:19 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Spice Must Flow: Dr.Fey: Three men in metropolitan Oregon have been arrested and charged with a panoply of crimes

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Obviously, that journalist means to write "polyhedra". I guess they failed their skill check roll.

I believe the journalist meant "plethora."


Nope.
pan·o·ply

noun
a complete or impressive collection of things.
"a deliciously inventive panoply of insults"
 
2021-09-29 7:26:21 PM  

Luse: DittoToo: Them Magats love their fenties.

I didn't see their political affiliation listed anywhere. With names like Brycen and Dylan they may be the libbiest libs that ever lived. Have anything to back that up or are you just spewing your mental kaka all over the thread with your assumptions?


Yes.
 
2021-09-29 7:27:22 PM  

Luse: DittoToo: Them Magats love their fenties.

I didn't see their political affiliation listed anywhere. With names like Brycen and Dylan they may be the libbiest libs that ever lived. Have anything to back that up or are you just spewing your mental kaka all over the thread with your assumptions?


Got one! Somebody got triggered.
 
2021-09-29 7:28:46 PM  

Magnanimous_J: ...gallops around like ape while his uncle sodomizes hitchhikers.


Oddly specific...
 
2021-09-29 7:30:24 PM  

Cheron: suspect allegedly gave chase when police approached him

Never chase the police


Came here for this.
 
2021-09-29 7:30:27 PM  
They look like a cross between a wanna-be crappy.Metallica and a wannabe Bam Margera and friends.
 
2021-09-29 7:31:26 PM  
Aaah!  Earworm!!
 
2021-09-29 7:32:28 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: I would say that it looks more like two-and-a-half men.
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Twenty and a half chromosomes.
 
2021-09-29 7:33:21 PM  

gnarlywizzard: middle guy looks like Gary Oldman in bram stokers Dracula


If Vlad wanted meth instead of blood...
 
2021-09-29 7:34:31 PM  
Is that Murder Bop, man?
 
2021-09-29 7:38:15 PM  

Mega Steve: Is that Murder Bop, man?


Turn it up, man!
 
2021-09-29 7:39:31 PM  

tom247365: Is the guy on the left wearing a blue garbage bag?


it's the style, these days.
 
2021-09-29 7:44:47 PM  
They look like high school Metallica fans circa Ride the Lightning.
 
2021-09-29 7:45:02 PM  
I'm not bragging, but I farked that one girl in Hanson back in '98 during the MMMbop tour.
 
2021-09-29 7:54:03 PM  

IamTomJoad: I'm not bragging, but I farked that one girl in Hanson back in '98 during the MMMbop tour.


Quagmire?
 
2021-09-29 7:54:06 PM  
Brycen. Is that a group of Bryces? A flock of Brycen.
 
2021-09-29 7:54:59 PM  

allears: Luse: DittoToo: Them Magats love their fenties.

I didn't see their political affiliation listed anywhere. With names like Brycen and Dylan they may be the libbiest libs that ever lived. Have anything to back that up or are you just spewing your mental kaka all over the thread with your assumptions?

Got one! Somebody got triggered.


The only thing you've "got" is as imagined as your buddies "evidence" of their political affiliation. You're welcome of course to provide the proof he couldn't, but you can't so you won't.

So, the only thing you've got is a stupid impotent argument. How does it feel to be impotent?
 
2021-09-29 7:56:09 PM  
Quagmire and Taylor Hanson.wmv
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2021-09-29 8:01:01 PM  

DittoToo: Luse: DittoToo: Them Magats love their fenties.

I didn't see their political affiliation listed anywhere. With names like Brycen and Dylan they may be the libbiest libs that ever lived. Have anything to back that up or are you just spewing your mental kaka all over the thread with your assumptions?

Yes.


At least your honest. I can respect that.
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2021-09-29 8:05:37 PM  
Funny subby, but more onpoint, Medford's better known as Bruce Campbell's home   
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2021-09-29 8:10:43 PM  

Luse: DittoToo: Luse: DittoToo: Them Magats love their fenties.

I didn't see their political affiliation listed anywhere. With names like Brycen and Dylan they may be the libbiest libs that ever lived. Have anything to back that up or are you just spewing your mental kaka all over the thread with your assumptions?

Yes.

At least your honest. I can respect that.
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The stats back it up but I also don't care what you think. 🤷♂
 
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