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(Talking Points Memo)   Did anyone really think there wouldn't be a fake report about the fake audit concerning the fake election fraud?   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2021-09-28 4:27:09 PM  
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2021-09-28 7:25:06 PM  
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2021-09-28 7:25:16 PM  
At what point do you consider the job done, when setting out to prove you are an enormous loser (he asked on Fark?)
 
2021-09-28 7:25:52 PM  
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2021-09-28 7:28:37 PM  
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2021-09-28 7:28:57 PM  
I'm just surprised they did prove it was Italian astronauts with Chinese ballots.
 
2021-09-28 7:29:20 PM  
Didn't
 
2021-09-28 7:30:38 PM  
This is the problem facing the GOP. Even when you pay hacks to make up bullshiat there's just that little niggling doubt that makes those hacks think "Yeah I'm making this up but I want to look professional." Which results in something that isn't good enough for the screeching monkey base. Same with politicians thinking "I guess I care a little bit about keeping my people from dying of COVID." They're immediately rejected. Trump is the most ideologically pure Republican possible because he has no connection to reality at all and doesn't show his fear of pesky realities.
 
2021-09-28 7:31:38 PM  
"At some point, you start to see that these people are working for the other side!"

Who? America??
 
2021-09-28 7:33:07 PM  
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/don't hassle the Hoft
 
2021-09-28 7:33:11 PM  
Cake = Kremlin memetics
Cat = Republicans
Hand = ??? Idk,...gimmie a hand with this will ya?
The situation needs a hand.
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2021-09-28 7:33:17 PM  
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2021-09-28 7:33:18 PM  
The first amendment is still going to kill us all.
 
2021-09-28 7:34:25 PM  
Cyber Ninjas could have easily headed this tomfoolery off by PGP signing their docs. Some security experts...

WHAR PGP SIGNATURE? WHAR?

But of course this was all intentional. The whole purpose of this was to cast doubt on the election process to make it easier to create desired outcomes. We are doing Russia's work for them.
 
2021-09-28 7:35:33 PM  
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2021-09-28 7:38:35 PM  
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2021-09-28 7:39:10 PM  
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2021-09-28 7:39:57 PM  

Private_Citizen: [Fark user image image 496x325]


"It's not a recount, it's an audit!" cried the member of my office's local chapter of the insurrectionists when confronted about goalpost moving.  If they weren't so deadly serious about their fictional delusion  it would be hilarious . . . If.
 
2021-09-28 7:43:49 PM  
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2021-09-28 7:51:40 PM  

CthulhuCalling: Cyber Ninjas could have easily headed this tomfoolery off by PGP signing their docs. Some security experts...

WHAR PGP SIGNATURE? WHAR?

But of course this was all intentional. The whole purpose of this was to cast doubt on the election process to make it easier to create desired outcomes. We are doing Russia's work for them.


This. Not every Trumper is Q. They knew exactly what they were doing to steal 2022 and beyond.
 
2021-09-28 7:53:58 PM  

johnny queso: [Fark user image 425x329]


WHAT'S THE POINT OF THAT!?

Also, cool.
 
2021-09-28 7:54:00 PM  

dylanthomas: Private_Citizen: [Fark user image image 496x325]

"It's not a recount, it's an audit!" cried the member of my office's local chapter of the insurrectionists when confronted about goalpost moving.  If they weren't so deadly serious about their fictional delusion  it would be hilarious . . . If.


Worse, they have Rep. Paul Gosar in their camp.  He has been busy since the results came in saying how the FEC, CIA, and Lizard People have the real results and that we need to follow thru with decertification.


/Gosar, one of the few lawmakers who makes Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene look sane in comparison.
 
2021-09-28 7:55:10 PM  

ScrimBoy: [Fark user image 425x297]


Yo, dog...
 
2021-09-28 7:57:45 PM  

johnny queso: [Fark user image image 425x329]


Is this real? I know they're not real, but is that a real person? Most people get reductions because of back problems.
 
2021-09-28 7:59:42 PM  

odinsposse: This is the problem facing the GOP. Even when you pay hacks to make up bullshiat there's just that little niggling doubt that makes those hacks think "Yeah I'm making this up but I want to look professional." Which results in something that isn't good enough for the screeching monkey base. Same with politicians thinking "I guess I care a little bit about keeping my people from dying of COVID." They're immediately rejected. Trump is the most ideologically pure Republican possible because he has no connection to reality at all and doesn't show his fear of pesky realities.


They were told by serious people that they would need to show their work, and it seems to have scared them straight. I don't think the "earlier draft" is real, just that the ninjas chickened out, and Jim Hoft stepped up to lie for a fascist movement.

Gateway Pundit is rewarded for misleading idiots. He's been doing it for so long that it's all that he knows.

The radicalized-right have taken over the Republican party and betrayed our democracy.
 
2021-09-28 8:01:24 PM  

Dinjiin: dylanthomas: Private_Citizen: [Fark user image image 496x325]

"It's not a recount, it's an audit!" cried the member of my office's local chapter of the insurrectionists when confronted about goalpost moving.  If they weren't so deadly serious about their fictional delusion  it would be hilarious . . . If.

Worse, they have Rep. Paul Gosar in their camp.  He has been busy since the results came in saying how the FEC, CIA, and Lizard People have the real results and that we need to follow thru with decertification.


/Gosar, one of the few lawmakers who makes Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene look sane in comparison.


I saw him speak for the first time yesterday. He's a twitchy lunatic. No remotely sane person would vote for him.
 
2021-09-28 8:06:05 PM  

Zik-Zak: johnny queso: [Fark user image 425x329]

WHAT'S THE POINT OF THAT!?

Also, cool.


This is not cool. It's gross.
 
2021-09-28 8:15:39 PM  
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2021-09-28 8:16:22 PM  

BlousyBrown: johnny queso: [Fark user image image 425x329]

Is this real? I know they're not real, but is that a real person? Most people get reductions because of back problems.


Polypropylene implants.  They never stop growing.

Link is NSF work or lunch.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyp​r​opylene_breast_implant
 
2021-09-28 8:21:06 PM  

dsmith42: BlousyBrown: johnny queso: [Fark user image image 425x329]

Is this real? I know they're not real, but is that a real person? Most people get reductions because of back problems.

Polypropylene implants.  They never stop growing.

Link is NSF work or lunch.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypr​opylene_breast_implant


Well that's horrible. I'll stick with my normal boobs. It's like they're growing babies on 2 sides.
 
2021-09-28 8:23:34 PM  

Koodz: The first amendment is still going to kill us all.


If there is one amendment worth dying over it would have to be that one
 
2021-09-28 8:26:10 PM  

BlousyBrown: dsmith42: BlousyBrown: johnny queso: [Fark user image image 425x329]

Is this real? I know they're not real, but is that a real person? Most people get reductions because of back problems.

Polypropylene implants.  They never stop growing.

Link is NSF work or lunch.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypr​opylene_breast_implant

Well that's horrible. I'll stick with my normal boobs. It's like they're growing babies on 2 sides.


I'll bet she never drowns, even if a nasty riptide throws her to the open ocean.
 
2021-09-28 8:31:11 PM  

dsmith42: BlousyBrown: johnny queso: [Fark user image image 425x329]

Is this real? I know they're not real, but is that a real person? Most people get reductions because of back problems.

Polypropylene implants.  They never stop growing.

Link is NSF work or lunch.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypr​opylene_breast_implant


JFC. You learn something new every day on Fark. Sometimes you learn things that you wish that you didn't.
 
2021-09-28 8:32:13 PM  

BlousyBrown: dsmith42: BlousyBrown: johnny queso: [Fark user image image 425x329]

Is this real? I know they're not real, but is that a real person? Most people get reductions because of back problems.

Polypropylene implants.  They never stop growing.

Link is NSF work or lunch.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypr​opylene_breast_implant

Well that's horrible. I'll stick with my normal boobs. It's like they're growing babies on 2 sides.


I'd like to comment on my own post. My normal boobs aren't growing babies on 2 sides.Lest any get confused about my point. Thank you.
 
2021-09-28 8:47:05 PM  

BlousyBrown: BlousyBrown: dsmith42: BlousyBrown: johnny queso: [Fark user image image 425x329]

Is this real? I know they're not real, but is that a real person? Most people get reductions because of back problems.

Polypropylene implants.  They never stop growing.

Link is NSF work or lunch.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypr​opylene_breast_implant

Well that's horrible. I'll stick with my normal boobs. It's like they're growing babies on 2 sides.

I'd like to comment on my own post. My normal boobs aren't growing babies on 2 sides.Lest any get confused about my point. Thank you.


Photographic proof may be required lest the entire internet might think you are speaking shenanigans.

Not me, dear lady but the entire internet.
 
2021-09-28 8:49:40 PM  
Well that's just pathetic & sad.
 
2021-09-28 8:51:16 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: BlousyBrown: BlousyBrown: dsmith42: BlousyBrown: johnny queso: [Fark user image image 425x329]

Is this real? I know they're not real, but is that a real person? Most people get reductions because of back problems.

Polypropylene implants.  They never stop growing.

Link is NSF work or lunch.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypr​opylene_breast_implant

Well that's horrible. I'll stick with my normal boobs. It's like they're growing babies on 2 sides.

I'd like to comment on my own post. My normal boobs aren't growing babies on 2 sides.Lest any get confused about my point. Thank you.

Photographic proof may be required lest the entire internet might think you are speaking shenanigans.

Not me, dear lady but the entire internet.


Funny, I like you, maybe.
 
2021-09-28 8:52:43 PM  

BlousyBrown: BlousyBrown: dsmith42: BlousyBrown: johnny queso: [Fark user image image 425x329]

Is this real? I know they're not real, but is that a real person? Most people get reductions because of back problems.

Polypropylene implants.  They never stop growing.

Link is NSF work or lunch.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypr​opylene_breast_implant

Well that's horrible. I'll stick with my normal boobs. It's like they're growing babies on 2 sides.

I'd like to comment on my own post. My normal boobs aren't growing babies on 2 sides.Lest any get confused about my point. Thank you.


I had to read thru it a couple times, lol
 
2021-09-28 8:57:12 PM  
We're at the stage in our nation's life cycle where the pissy little spoiled child angrily overturns the playing board, scatters all the pieces, and simply refuses to play anymore. And by "child" I mean roughly half the population. God, we're so farked.
 
2021-09-28 9:16:05 PM  

BlazeTrailer: Koodz: The first amendment is still going to kill us all.

If there is one amendment worth dying over it would have to be that one


The freedom to lie doesn't feel so valuable to me. Plenty of places have restrictions on speech and they're not all terrible.
 
2021-09-28 9:30:56 PM  

BlousyBrown: johnny queso: [Fark user image image 425x329]

Is this real? I know they're not real, but is that a real person? Most people get reductions because of back problems.


GIS for ridiculous fake boobs
 
2021-09-28 9:39:52 PM  
Lies are a lifestyle.

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2021-09-28 9:46:57 PM  

Kris_Romm: Lies are a lifestyle.

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Who's the woman? Sorry for being daft.
 
2021-09-28 9:55:48 PM  

BlousyBrown: Kris_Romm: Lies are a lifestyle.

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Who's the woman? Sorry for being daft.


Pretty sure that's Ayn Rand.

/or maybe it's Becky.
 
2021-09-28 10:03:19 PM  

SidFishious: BlousyBrown: Kris_Romm: Lies are a lifestyle.

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Who's the woman? Sorry for being daft.

Pretty sure that's Ayn Rand.

/or maybe it's Becky.


Oh shiat that's hilarious. Becky!
 
2021-09-28 10:07:01 PM  

Malenfant: I saw [Gosar] speak for the first time yesterday. He's a twitchy lunatic. No remotely sane person would vote for him.


Lucky for him, he's in Arizona.
 
2021-09-28 10:07:05 PM  

BlazeTrailer: Koodz: The first amendment is still going to kill us all.

If there is one amendment worth dying over it would have to be that one


'dying over' is different to 'getting killed by'
 
2021-09-28 10:28:58 PM  

dsmith42: BlousyBrown: johnny queso: [Fark user image image 425x329]

Is this real? I know they're not real, but is that a real person? Most people get reductions because of back problems.

Polypropylene implants.  They never stop growing.

Link is NSF work or lunch.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypr​opylene_breast_implant


i don't think non-cancerous boobs have ever made me sad before now.
 
2021-09-29 5:49:04 AM  
As obvious as the list of propagandists he tagged in on the tweet.

Tucker.
Sean.
Fox News.
Jack the POS
Ben "Jexodus" Shapiro.
And so on and so forth.
 
2021-09-29 7:06:56 AM  

BlousyBrown: johnny queso: [Fark user image image 425x329]

Is this real? I know they're not real, but is that a real person? Most people get reductions because of back problems.


When I was in high school there was a girl who unfortunately had seriously large breasts and she was under 5' tall.

Her graduation present from her parents was a reduction because they (breasts) were ruining her spine.
 
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