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(The New Yorker)   Trump claims he was elected Chancellor of Germany over the weekend   (newyorker.com) divider line
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2021-09-28 1:38:22 PM  
Yeah, I'm not too comfortable with jokes about Trump being named "Chancellor" of anything, or even dissolving the Imperial Senate.
 
2021-09-28 1:38:51 PM  
It was quite the struggle.
 
2021-09-28 1:41:23 PM  
This sort of thing will be a lot funnier once he's dead or incapacitated. Come to think of it, just about everything will be funnier then.
 
2021-09-28 1:47:08 PM  
Trump apparently told the German people following the election to be patient and this would all be sorted out once six recounts had been conducted by Der Cyberneninja, adding, "Itch bean Heinz Belinda!"
 
2021-09-28 1:55:05 PM  
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2021-09-28 1:57:19 PM  

Nah'mean: This sort of thing will be a lot funnier once he's dead or

AND deincapacitated  Come to think of it, just about everything will be funnier then.
 
2021-09-28 2:00:05 PM  
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2021-09-28 2:01:06 PM  
I suspected it was satire about halfway through because it was too coherent to be real.
 
2021-09-28 2:04:28 PM  
>He revealed that he planned to send the former mayor of New York Rudy Giuliani to Germany to contest the election results. "He hasn't been disbarred there yet," Trump said.

Press conference scheduled at the Ritz:

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2021-09-28 2:23:08 PM  
"Yeah, so I gotta go to Germany now, as you know. But I couldn't get a direct flight because of the Democrat virus hoax which is so terrible so I gotta go by way of Russia. So I'll go to Russia first and then totally bigly continue on to Germany and not stay in Russia to avoid the um whatever nothing. Thank you!"
 
2021-09-28 2:24:42 PM  

OdradekRex: It was quite the struggle.


Maybe he'll write a book about it
 
2021-09-28 2:28:17 PM  

OldRod: OdradekRex: It was quite the struggle.

Maybe he'll write a book about it


It's been written: "Mein Covfefe."

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2021-09-28 2:35:41 PM  
Not really satire, subby. Dude literally thinks he's the next Hitlerussolini.
 
2021-09-28 2:42:09 PM  

kpaxoid: OldRod: OdradekRex: It was quite the struggle.

Maybe he'll write a book about it

It's been written: "Mein Covfefe."

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I have read Mein Kampf (and other thinks written by various Nazi officers).
Mein Covfefe might be a light commedy a la "Bored of the Rings" compared to that.  Or as coherent as the last pages of Ulysses.
 
2021-09-28 2:52:01 PM  

xxmedium: >He revealed that he planned to send the former mayor of New York Rudy Giuliani to Germany to contest the election results. "He hasn't been disbarred there yet," Trump said.

Press conference scheduled at the Ritz:

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The REAL press conference is at Four Seasons Gesamtlandschaftsgestaltung
 
2021-09-28 3:06:46 PM  
Can I just say this is an epic photo?

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2021-09-28 3:19:11 PM  

bighairyguy: I suspected it was satire about halfway through because it was too coherent to be real.


In 2019, Trump did claim that his father, Fred Trump, was born in Germany.

And that was the 4th time he claimed it that year.

His father was born in the Bronx in 1905.
 
2021-09-28 3:25:08 PM  
So the New Yorker is trying to eat The Onion's lunch, now?

And, like The Onion, they've discovered that pretty much nothing they could come up with is sufficiently absurd to not read enough like a real headline to be chillingly unamusing.  Unsurprising.
 
2021-09-28 3:32:04 PM  

fiddlehead: Can I just say this is an epic photo?

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I've seen that knockoff movie.  Angela Merkel is no Tippi Hedren.
 
2021-09-28 5:00:08 PM  

TheOtherGuy: So the New Yorker is trying to eat The Onion's lunch, now?

And, like The Onion, they've discovered that pretty much nothing they could come up with is sufficiently absurd to not read enough like a real headline to be chillingly unamusing.  Unsurprising.


This wouldn't make the cut at The Onion. Poor effort, IMO. I thought the link yesterday with the guy doing the impression of TFG talking about Mario and Bowser was much more clever.
 
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