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(The Daily Beast)   With all other problems solved and the country running as smooth as ever, Donald Trump once called his press secretary from Air Force One to inform her that his penis was neither small nor shaped like a toadstool. Alrighty, then   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2021-09-28 10:01:34 AM  
Lots of people talking about how perfect my penis is.  Many many smart people like.
 
2021-09-28 10:01:47 AM  
It's like a Monkey's Paw wish.  You sell your soul for all the power and prestige of a senior White House position, but once you get there you have to field calls from the president graphically describing the shape of his dick
 
2021-09-28 10:01:49 AM  
I'll take things i didn't need to know about for 100, modmitter.
 
2021-09-28 10:01:54 AM  
Trump:

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2021-09-28 10:02:07 AM  
Subby, just stop it. NO ONE, and I mean no one wants or needs to know this. And no, I'm not reading TFA.
 
2021-09-28 10:02:11 AM  
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2021-09-28 10:02:51 AM  
window lickers everywhere cheer at his forthrightness and visionary-ness.

jesus i never saw the appeal before and it only got worse.  if that's the kind of person you look to for leadership, get some help while there's still an infinitesimal chance at redemption.

for you window lickers - infinitesimal means 'tiny' - like the pecker on your useless orange god-king
 
2021-09-28 10:02:51 AM  
Dude, we've seen your hands.

Cheer up, at least your ties are huge.

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2021-09-28 10:02:54 AM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: I'll take things i didn't need to know about for 100, modmitter.


No doubt the press secretary was thinking much the same thing.
 
2021-09-28 10:03:14 AM  
LOL the TDS continues
 
2021-09-28 10:03:36 AM  
Remember when Presidents had affairs with movie stars and everyone just kept their mouth shut. Ah the good old days.
 
2021-09-28 10:03:54 AM  

jmr61: Subby, just stop it. NO ONE, and I mean no one wants or needs to know this. And no, I'm not reading TFA.


Can we report the headline for pornographic content?
 
2021-09-28 10:04:13 AM  
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/Make that 30,574
 
2021-09-28 10:04:18 AM  
"Trump's spokesperson Liz Harrington... described Grisham "a disgruntled former employee" and said publishers "should be ashamed of themselves for preying on desperate people who see the short-term gain in writing a book full of falsehoods."
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2021-09-28 10:04:27 AM  
Grisham also writes that Trump was obsessed with one unnamed female press aide, and allegedly once demanded she was brought to him on Air Force One so he could "look at her [behind]."

How is Trump a teetotaler? This is the kind of shiat that comes out of a drunk 20-something, not a sober old man. Something doesn't add up.
 
2021-09-28 10:04:34 AM  
LBJ would've whipped it out.
 
2021-09-28 10:04:44 AM  
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2021-09-28 10:05:16 AM  
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2021-09-28 10:05:23 AM  

Madison_Smiled: TheDarkSaintOfGin: I'll take things i didn't need to know about for 100, modmitter.

No doubt the press secretary was thinking much the same thing.


What what was he thinking? That there would be an official White House statement describing his penis? Confirmed by the surgeon general and that he only weighs 218 pounds.

What nonsense.
 
2021-09-28 10:05:32 AM  

Shaggy_C: Grisham also writes that Trump was obsessed with one unnamed female press aide, and allegedly once demanded she was brought to him on Air Force One so he could "look at her [behind]."

How is Trump a teetotaler? This is the kind of shiat that comes out of a drunk 20-something, not a sober old man. Something doesn't add up.


He prefers Adderall.
 
2021-09-28 10:05:44 AM  
And she sat on that
information?
 
2021-09-28 10:06:10 AM  

Shaggy_C: Grisham also writes that Trump was obsessed with one unnamed female press aide, and allegedly once demanded she was brought to him on Air Force One so he could "look at her [behind]."

How is Trump a teetotaler? This is the kind of shiat that comes out of a drunk 20-something, not a sober old man. Something doesn't add up.


.... so did she do it? seems bad.

like really bad.
 
2021-09-28 10:06:30 AM  
Whatever you say Mr Ribbed-For-No-One's-Pleasure...

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2021-09-28 10:06:56 AM  
"It's more like a Nerf dart."
 
2021-09-28 10:07:02 AM  

thehobbes: LBJ would've whipped it out.


In a folksy way, of course.  Probably tell an off-color story about Gov Connelly
 
2021-09-28 10:07:09 AM  
So, apparently donnie dipshiat's dick is very, very small. And shaped like a toadstool.  It probably looks like an over sized thimble and can be covered with a finger condom.
 
2021-09-28 10:07:13 AM  
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2021-09-28 10:07:33 AM  
As it's Trump one can only assume he also texted her photographic proof.
 
2021-09-28 10:07:50 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: "Trump's spokesperson Liz Harrington... described Grisham "a disgruntled former employee" and said publishers "should be ashamed of themselves for preying on desperate people who see the short-term gain in writing a book full of falsehoods."
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Man, he sure did hire a lot of people who turned out to be incompetent disgruntled liars.  Makes you wonder about his decision making abilities.
 
2021-09-28 10:07:50 AM  
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2021-09-28 10:07:50 AM  
I don't think there's anything I could hear about this fark face that would make me go, "oh, that doesn't seem likely"
 
2021-09-28 10:07:53 AM  
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2021-09-28 10:08:00 AM  

gopher321: Whatever you say Mr Ribbed-For-No-One's-Pleasure...

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No one, eh?

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2021-09-28 10:08:07 AM  
I ain't wanna read that about his dick
I already heard about it from the drugged out porn moms he didn't pay enough not to talk about his little mushroom dick.

Now look what you did, I've gone and written what I didn't want to read in the first place.

I gotta go get blazed now.

/hateful bong rip
//sorry for yelling
 
2021-09-28 10:08:22 AM  

wantingout: LOL the TDS continues


I agree, the guy is deranged.
 
2021-09-28 10:08:38 AM  
Damn. I clicked the link really hoping he said this to Sean Spicer.

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2021-09-28 10:09:02 AM  
In her book, Grisham recalls seeing Trump tell Putin: "I'm going to act a little tougher with you for a few minutes. But it's for the cameras, and after they leave, we'll talk. You understand."
 
2021-09-28 10:09:09 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: window lickers everywhere cheer at his forthrightness and visionary-ness.

jesus i never saw the appeal before and it only got worse.  if that's the kind of person you look to for leadership, get some help while there's still an infinitesimal chance at redemption.

for you window lickers - infinitesimal means 'tiny' - like the pecker on your useless orange god-king


Trump is what poor people think rich people are like.
 
2021-09-28 10:09:13 AM  
Worse, Lindsey Graham confirmed it.
 
2021-09-28 10:09:15 AM  
I was having a lovely morning, subby. Why would you put this in front of my eyeballs?
 
2021-09-28 10:09:20 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: "Trump's spokesperson Liz Harrington... described Grisham "a disgruntled former employee" and said publishers "should be ashamed of themselves for preying on desperate people who see the short-term gain in writing a book full of falsehoods."
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I look forward to Liz Harrington's tell all in 18-24 months.
 
2021-09-28 10:09:23 AM  
So toadstool dick with yeti pubes confirmed?
 
2021-09-28 10:09:33 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: "Trump's spokesperson Liz Harrington... described Grisham "a disgruntled former employee" and said publishers "should be ashamed of themselves for preying on desperate people who see the short-term gain in writing a book full of falsehoods."
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2021-09-28 10:09:48 AM  
Actual recorded version of the call to Stephanie Grisham...

Harold and Kumar 2 - My Dick
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2021-09-28 10:10:10 AM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: jmr61: Subby, just stop it. NO ONE, and I mean no one wants or needs to know this. And no, I'm not reading TFA.

Can we report the headline for pornographic content?


I know it when I see it, and Dongo talking about his wenis is not pornography.  Ain't nobody wanna see that.
 
2021-09-28 10:10:18 AM  

wantingout: LOL the TDS continues


Speaking English today, eh?
 
2021-09-28 10:10:19 AM  
I wonder if there is anything he hates more than hearing, " is it in yet? Holy shiat it is! All the way!?"   *speechless pause*.
 
2021-09-28 10:10:24 AM  

Xanlexian: gopher321: Whatever you say Mr Ribbed-For-No-One's-Pleasure...

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No one, eh?

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Wow ...

/ would you like the window or the aisle seat
// I laughed so I'll take window.
 
2021-09-28 10:10:56 AM  

wantingout: LOL the TDS continues


Why do you guys continue to worship him?
 
Juc
2021-09-28 10:10:58 AM  
The only one who cares is him.
Like the tiny hands thing, people say it to get his goat, not to spread facts.
 
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