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(Yahoo)   Another asshole named Paterno --- this one choosing sweet, fleeting internet fame over his job with FedEx   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Democratic Party, Joe Biden, 111th United States Congress, Termination of employment, United States Senate, Nancy Pelosi, Dick Cheney, Ex-FedEx employee Vincent Paterno  
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2021-09-28 10:56:39 AM  
lotta bad DNA there.
 
2021-09-28 11:48:30 AM  
Sure he lost his job. But he owned the libs. That's all that matters.
 
2021-09-28 12:07:55 PM  
Wait till he finds out that unemployment insurance is normally denied to workers who where fired "for just cause in connection with employment".
 
2021-09-28 12:08:18 PM  
So... some people had their packages delayed by a day or two? That'll show 'em.
 
2021-09-28 12:08:26 PM  

Pavia_Resistance: Sure he lost his job. But he owned the libs. That's all that matters.


To me he FO. And that's all that matters.

/lib
 
2021-09-28 12:08:58 PM  
So what?  He'll start his own delivery company!  With blackjack and hookers!
 
2021-09-28 12:09:45 PM  
*Glares and growls*
COME TO PENN STATE!!!

/Well, that ad convinced me
 
2021-09-28 12:09:47 PM  
  I'm sure he's already drafting his gofundme.
 
2021-09-28 12:10:25 PM  

Pavia_Resistance: Sure he lost his job. But he owned the libs. That's all that matters.


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What needs to happen to every single one of these cretins for whom 'pwning the Libz' is the only thing that matters in life.
 
2021-09-28 12:11:10 PM  
If you're a Nazi and you're fired its your fault *clap* *clap*...

Talking about your job on the internet in any light other than positive is one of the dumbest things you can possibly do.   Talking shiat about *anything* in the context of your job is even dumber.

/ Clap
// Clap
/// Tres
 
2021-09-28 12:11:39 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: So what?  He'll start his own delivery company!  With blackjack and hookers!


And blow.  Don't forget the blow.
 
2021-09-28 12:12:27 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: So what?  He'll start his own delivery company!  With blackjack and hookers!


And the jackholes who share his beliefs would flock to it.

The companies providing the goods to be delivered, probably not so much.
 
2021-09-28 12:12:44 PM  
I'm sure y'all would be creaming your jeans if some guy refused to deliver to houses of Trump supporters.
 
2021-09-28 12:14:15 PM  
You know, if there ever was a 2nd Civil War, there's every indication in my mind that it'll be a quick one.

There's morons can't figure their way out of an outhouse and think they can fight the way they play an FPS.
 
2021-09-28 12:14:30 PM  

gar1013: I'm sure y'all would be creaming your jeans if some guy refused to deliver to houses of Trump supporters.


Let us know when this happens.
 
2021-09-28 12:14:35 PM  
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2021-09-28 12:15:27 PM  
Band, goatee....where are his backwards sunglasses?
 
2021-09-28 12:15:27 PM  

Pavia_Resistance: Sure he lost his job. But he owned the libs. That's all that matters.



He even failed at that. The next day a new driver probably took over his route and they all got their packages ANYWAY.
 
2021-09-28 12:15:57 PM  

gar1013: I'm sure y'all would be creaming your jeans if some guy refused to deliver to houses of Trump supporters.


You realize that, unless they're waving a pro-Trump banner in front of their home, there's no way to know otherwise right?

Even if they did, I'd still deliver it because I don't have to interact with them for more than the time of having them sign off on the delivery.
 
2021-09-28 12:16:07 PM  

sdd2000: Wait till he finds out that unemployment insurance is normally denied to workers who where fired "for just cause in connection with employment".



So you're telling me flat out refusing to do your job is just cause!?!?

/I keed
 
2021-09-28 12:16:09 PM  
A lot of people don't understand that having a job means they give you money to suspend your beliefs for part of the day and follow theirs.  If you can't handle their belief system, then don't work there.  Most businesses have a belief system that accepts all customers if their money is green.  If you try to supersede that with your political beliefs, expect to be fired.

/Maybe KlanEx is hiring
 
2021-09-28 12:16:31 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Pavia_Resistance: Sure he lost his job. But he owned the libs. That's all that matters.

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What needs to happen to every single one of these cretins for whom 'pwning the Libz' is the only thing that matters in life.


Russia, if you're listening, I want one thing from you.  Sure, you're destroying my country with misinformation from the inside.  Sure, you've got your hooks in from the lowest moron all the way up to President.  But I can overlook that if you use your propaganda apparatus for one thing.

I want Trumpers eating shiat sandwiches to pwn the libs.  Your skills at informational warfare are already world class, but this--this would be a Christmas present for the ages.

I want the greatest act of patriotic defiance for these clowns to be shiatting into a potato roll and stuffing the whole goddamn turd into their mouths. Tell them it cures hoax COVID.  Tell them Obama told them not to.  I don't care.

Do this, and you can have the country.  I don't want it now that I've seen under the hood.
 
2021-09-28 12:17:05 PM  
I would be creaming my jeans if some guy refused to deliver to houses of Trump supporters.

Creaming!  So much cream.  You guys want to talk about my jean cream?
 
2021-09-28 12:17:42 PM  

gar1013: I'm sure y'all would be creaming your jeans if some guy refused to deliver to houses of Trump supporters.


What a rich imaginary world you inhabit.
 
2021-09-28 12:18:08 PM  

kpaxoid: gar1013: I'm sure y'all would be creaming your jeans if some guy refused to deliver to houses of Trump supporters.

Let us know when this happens.


Well kinda -

https://m.fark.com/comments/11753115/​1​41298023
 
2021-09-28 12:18:12 PM  
No job for you....ever

/maybe roofing for your cousin
 
2021-09-28 12:18:52 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: So what?  He'll start his own delivery company!  With blackjack and hookers!


That sounds like an awesome delivery company. Sign me up for 1 blackjack and 2 hookers.
 
2021-09-28 12:18:55 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I would be creaming my jeans if some guy refused to deliver to houses of Trump supporters.

Creaming!  So much cream.  You guys want to talk about my jean cream?


Sir, this is an Arby's
 
2021-09-28 12:20:10 PM  
..driver who refused to deliver to homes with flags representing BLM, Biden administration

In a way, he got his wish.
 
2021-09-28 12:20:16 PM  

gar1013: I'm sure y'all would be creaming your jeans if some guy refused to deliver to houses of Trump supporters.


I do deliver to Trump supporters, and I'm as polite and professional as to anyone else I deliver to.  Because I'm an adult.
 
2021-09-28 12:20:31 PM  

gar1013: I'm sure y'all would be creaming your jeans if some guy refused to deliver to houses of Trump supporters.


Ah yes, more wisdom from the dude who compared mass shooters to rape victims for being bullied.

/wank-motion.
 
2021-09-28 12:21:12 PM  

gar1013: I'm sure y'all would be creaming your jeans if some guy refused to deliver to houses of Trump supporters.


Those bad actions you imagine pretty much justify what this guy actually did?

If you're going to set up a strawman, at least put it to better use.
 
2021-09-28 12:22:18 PM  

Rapmaster2000: jean cream


This would be the ultimate shemale-pornstar name.
 
2021-09-28 12:23:15 PM  

born_yesterday: Sir, this is an Arby's


this would explain the weird taste of the mayonnaise there.
 
2021-09-28 12:23:40 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Pants full of macaroni!!: So what?  He'll start his own delivery company!  With blackjack and hookers!

And blow.  Don't forget the blow.


Did someone say blow?
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2021-09-28 12:24:45 PM  
when i was a kid, the grown ups would talk politics...

it consisted of "who did you vote for, that guy is an idiot"

and then they moved on.

/i miss the good old days.
 
2021-09-28 12:25:41 PM  

Rwa2play: You know, if there ever was a 2nd Civil War, there's every indication in my mind that it'll be a quick one.

There's morons can't figure their way out of an outhouse and think they can fight the way they play an FPS.


They were generally pretty stupid back in the 1st Civil War, too.  The writings of Union Army personnel from privates right up to Major Generals are full of references to how uneducated southerners were, and questions about their capacity for self government.

The term "Slave Aristocracy" comes up quite a bit.
 
2021-09-28 12:27:43 PM  

Rent Party: Rwa2play: You know, if there ever was a 2nd Civil War, there's every indication in my mind that it'll be a quick one.

There's morons can't figure their way out of an outhouse and think they can fight the way they play an FPS.

They were generally pretty stupid back in the 1st Civil War, too.  The writings of Union Army personnel from privates right up to Major Generals are full of references to how uneducated southerners were, and questions about their capacity for self government.

The term "Slave Aristocracy" comes up quite a bit.


Hence their willingness to kill and die to make sure black humans were legally beneath them.  They were too stupid and evil for anything else.
 
2021-09-28 12:29:27 PM  

weirdneighbour: No job for you....ever

/maybe roofie-ing your cousin


FTFMAGA
 
2021-09-28 12:33:07 PM  

WTP 2: when i was a kid, the grown ups would talk politics...

it consisted of "who did you vote for, that guy is an idiot"

and then they moved on.

/i miss the good old days.


Probably the smartest thing I've ever seen on all my years of Farking.
 
2021-09-28 12:35:36 PM  
Now if they'd just fire the driver's who make up stuff about why they couldn't deliver my package, like saying no one was home to sign for the package, when I'm sitting a few feet away from the door with no knock or doorbell ring, and I live on a cul de sac and hear each car that comes by, and never heard of a truck nor was an attempted delivery slip left.  Two days in a row.

Or like last week when they say my address isn't valid and send my package to a different facility an hour away instead of trying to deliver it again the next day after I called about it.
 
2021-09-28 12:37:15 PM  

gar1013: I'm sure y'all would be creaming your jeans if some guy refused to deliver to houses of Trump supporters.


You sound Texasy.
 
2021-09-28 12:37:54 PM  

Dumahim: Now if they'd just fire the driver's who make up stuff about why they couldn't deliver my package, like saying no one was home to sign for the package, when I'm sitting a few feet away from the door with no knock or doorbell ring, and I live on a cul de sac and hear each car that comes by, and never heard of a truck nor was an attempted delivery slip left.  Two days in a row.

Or like last week when they say my address isn't valid and send my package to a different facility an hour away instead of trying to deliver it again the next day after I called about it.


Your fault. Take down the flags.

/I keeed
 
2021-09-28 12:38:04 PM  

SpectroBoy: sdd2000: Wait till he finds out that unemployment insurance is normally denied to workers who where fired "for just cause in connection with employment".


So you're telling me flat out refusing to do your job is just cause!?!?

/I keed


Not if your name is "Moscow Mitch-Putin's favorite biatch"
 
2021-09-28 12:39:33 PM  
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Special Delivery!
 
2021-09-28 12:39:57 PM  
Now he can refuse to pass a bag of deep fried food through the window to cars with BLM, Biden, etc... bumper stickers.

Until the high school aged manager fires him.
 
2021-09-28 12:41:39 PM  

Rent Party: If you're a Nazi and you're fired its your fault *clap* *clap*...

Talking about your job on the internet in any light other than positive is one of the dumbest things you can possibly do.   Talking shiat about *anything* in the context of your job is even dumber.

/ Clap
// Clap
/// Tres


Especially FedEx. Like Disney, they ARE their brand, and they do not like anyone who messes with their bottom line.
 
2021-09-28 12:50:05 PM  
Someone tell the pro-life delivery drivers that some of the people they deliver to have had abortions.
 
2021-09-28 12:51:17 PM  
It's FedEx, so i don't care. That company can go die in a fire.
 
2021-09-28 12:51:55 PM  

gar1013: I'm sure y'all would be creaming your jeans if some guy refused to deliver to houses of Trump supporters.


Probably not. Unlike Red Hats, the rest of us generally realize we aren't special and the rules apply to us.
 
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