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(Kotaku)   Mattress for gamers goes on sale in Japan and what's noteworthy is that it's shaped like - a mattress. Flat and wide, not like a woman, or octopus, or poke-creature   (kotaku.com) divider line
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2021-09-28 10:01:04 AM  
It's got a strategically-placed box of tissues for single-player FPS games, too.
 
2021-09-28 10:21:45 AM  
The normalcy is kind of bizarre.
 
2021-09-28 10:42:34 AM  
Eh. Seedy motels have that beat what with their beds' rumble feature.
 
2021-09-28 10:46:13 AM  
Pfft, doesn't even have blinky rainbow LEDs. Anything without pretty blinky rainbow LEDs is strictly for n00bs
 
2021-09-28 10:48:00 AM  
Meh. We all know how this is gonna end.

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2021-09-28 10:51:37 AM  

kryptoknightmare: Pfft, doesn't even have blinky rainbow LEDs. Anything without pretty blinky rainbow LEDs is strictly for n00bs


Now hold on, maybe it is a normal item that is 10x more expensive because it targeted at gamers. That could make it l33t.
733t
L337?

....It is been so long I've forgotten my leet speak.
 
2021-09-28 10:52:20 AM  
L33t 5p3ak

Is that right?
 
2021-09-28 11:07:20 AM  

DaWormyPimpsta: Meh. We all know how this is gonna end.

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The only difference between then an now is that these people aren't driving at the same time they are distracted by their screens.
 
2021-09-28 11:13:56 AM  

OceanVortex: L33t 5p3ak

Is that right?


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2021-09-28 11:43:54 AM  
Bauhutte is releasing this in three sizes: single, semi-double, and double,

Wouldn't that just be a single?
 
2021-09-28 11:56:11 AM  
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2021-09-28 12:10:30 PM  
Future Fark headline:

"Hey baby, wanna see my gamer bed" ranked as the least successful pickup line of all time.
 
2021-09-28 12:42:44 PM  
If it does not have pointless illumination, it is not for gaming.
 
2021-09-28 1:13:40 PM  

Copperbelly watersnake: Future Fark headline:

"Hey baby, wanna see my gamer bed" ranked as the least successful pickup line of all time.


You could have an adult race car bed.

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I can't think of a better visual example of hopeless, eternal optimism than that bed with two pillows side by side.
 
2021-09-28 1:31:58 PM  
Nothing about lying down and gaming is good, at least not for any length of time.

It's just a bad position for arms to hold a controller or screened device, and a weird angle for necks to look at stuff.

This bed even worse than a normal bed or couch for the job, with a thin mattress and shallow headboard.
 
2021-09-28 2:22:04 PM  
Here subby, were you looking for this

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2021-09-28 2:22:56 PM  
This "gamer product" was a brilliant idea

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2021-09-28 2:41:24 PM  

moothemagiccow: Here subby, were you looking for this

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Words cannot describe the disgust I feel.  What a wretched day we live in, why has it come to this?  The hatred I feel, the horror - Lovecraft himself would be appalled.

How could you post that and not a link where to buy?
 
2021-09-28 5:05:56 PM  
Fishes don't need mattresses. Even if they are gay.
 
2021-09-28 5:32:13 PM  

freakdiablo: moothemagiccow: Here subby, were you looking for this

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Words cannot describe the disgust I feel.  What a wretched day we live in, why has it come to this?  The hatred I feel, the horror - Lovecraft himself would be appalled.

How could you post that and not a link where to buy?


If I used mousepads I'd buy that just for the lulz.

Midna was cool, TP had THE best dungeon designs, and she was a bit of a dominatrix.

"Oh you poor Wolfy, you're mine now, do as I say"

:D
 
2021-09-28 6:27:32 PM  
Make it in the shape of a poke-octopus-woman, and I'm in!
 
2021-09-28 7:16:02 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Bauhutte is releasing this in three sizes: single, semi-double, and double,

Wouldn't that just be a single?


It's ambiguous, but one of those two must be twin size; it's just unclear which.

27", 39", and 54" wide sizes, in other words.
 
2021-09-28 9:56:47 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Copperbelly watersnake: Future Fark headline:

"Hey baby, wanna see my gamer bed" ranked as the least successful pickup line of all time.

You could have an adult race car bed.

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I can't think of a better visual example of hopeless, eternal optimism than that bed with two pillows side by side.


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2021-09-29 1:24:47 AM  
I'm waiting for my RBG Gaming Toilet/Bidet. Doesn't exist, you say?

Just wait. Seriously.

#ShiatiestTimeline
 
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