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(The Hollywood Reporter)   The twelve biggest bombshell revelations from the Netflix Britney Spears documentary. Apparently, she didn't actually do it again   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line
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2021-09-28 9:43:42 AM  
I want the 30 seconds of my life back that I spent scrolling over that story
 
2021-09-28 9:45:08 AM  
She actually is nuttier than squirrel shiat? DNRTFA
 
2021-09-28 10:17:37 AM  
she has mental problems and her family has been trying to hide it for years.
 
2021-09-28 10:21:15 AM  

ltdanman44: she has mental problems and her family has been trying to hide it for years.


No they haven't.  They have put it on full display.  They just don't want to actually help her.  Much like politicians, there is no money in actually helping people solve problems.
 
2021-09-28 10:26:49 AM  
There's basically a contest going on to decide which horrible event will destroy civilization and kill us all, but I'm glad we're getting these long lingering questions answered and truth revealed before we go.
 
2021-09-28 10:34:12 AM  

Wobambo: There's basically a contest going on to decide which horrible event will destroy civilization and kill us all, but I'm glad we're getting these long lingering questions answered and truth revealed before we go.


Do you want the brain trust that is the Hollywood Reporter involved in any of those issues or reporting on stuff like this?
 
2021-09-28 10:40:05 AM  

Magnus: ltdanman44: she has mental problems and her family has been trying to hide it for years.

No they haven't.  They have put it on full display.  They just don't want to actually help her.  Much like politicians, there is no money in actually helping people solve problems.


And it's all pretty tame compared to the shenanigans other celebrities get up to.
 
2021-09-28 10:49:21 AM  

Billy Liar: I want the 30 seconds of my life back that I spent scrolling over that story


Thnx for taking one for the team.  I'll skipinate it.
 
2021-09-28 11:21:36 AM  
In other news, there's a Brittney Spears Netflix documentary.
 
2021-09-28 12:08:46 PM  
I'll save you some time.......Ms. Spears and I had sex. Lots of sex.
I couldn't stop her. She's overly attracted to middle-aged, overweight, hairy, graying men. It's her thing
 
2021-09-28 12:22:39 PM  

Billy Liar: I want the 30 seconds of my life back that I spent scrolling over that story


Maybe if you watch the 90 minute Doc it will make more sense
 
2021-09-28 12:33:59 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Wobambo: There's basically a contest going on to decide which horrible event will destroy civilization and kill us all, but I'm glad we're getting these long lingering questions answered and truth revealed before we go.

Do you want the brain trust that is the Hollywood Reporter involved in any of those issues or reporting on stuff like this?


I'm just finding it hilarious in a twisted "so this is how we're all choosing to use our final moments" way.
 
2021-09-28 1:05:45 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I'll save you some time.......Ms. Spears and I had sex. Lots of sex.
I couldn't stop her. She's overly attracted to middle-aged, overweight, hairy, graying men. It's her thing


*shakes BDV*  DUDE!  Wake up, you're jerking off in your sleep again!
 
2021-09-28 1:32:23 PM  
Just end the damn conservatorship already.
 
2021-09-28 2:11:06 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I'll save you some time.......Ms. Spears and I had sex. Lots of sex.
I couldn't stop her. She's overly attracted to middle-aged, overweight, hairy, graying men. It's her thing

*shakes BDV*  DUDE!  Wake up, you're jerking off in your sleep again!


Damn you!  Never awaken me from a Britney Spears sex dream!  She is pure sexy.
 
2021-09-28 2:19:49 PM  

Wobambo: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Wobambo: There's basically a contest going on to decide which horrible event will destroy civilization and kill us all, but I'm glad we're getting these long lingering questions answered and truth revealed before we go.

Do you want the brain trust that is the Hollywood Reporter involved in any of those issues or reporting on stuff like this?

I'm just finding it hilarious in a twisted "so this is how we're all choosing to use our final moments" way.


I find it hilarious when people bemoan that we are in our final moments.

/not even close
 
2021-09-28 2:26:00 PM  

Wolf892: Britney has that withered around the eyes and mouth look that only a heavy smoker gets by that age.


Nicotine is like an extended adrenaline ride for your blood vessels - you're constricting blood flow to the smaller vessels when you use it.

Essentially, you're aging that skin by constantly starving it of oxygen and the ability to dump metabolic waste.
 
2021-09-28 2:59:06 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I'll save you some time.......Ms. Spears and I had sex. Lots of sex.
I couldn't stop her. She's overly attracted to middle-aged, overweight, hairy, graying men. It's her thing


She's attracted to 27-year-old pretty boys, that's her thing.
Clearly insane.
 
2021-09-28 3:03:41 PM  

cryinoutloud: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I'll save you some time.......Ms. Spears and I had sex. Lots of sex.
I couldn't stop her. She's overly attracted to middle-aged, overweight, hairy, graying men. It's her thing

She's attracted to 27-year-old pretty boys, that's her thing.
Clearly insane.


Unwise but understandable.

My reproductive organs like 19 year olds.  My higher brain likes women my age with a compatible personality.
 
2021-09-28 5:11:32 PM  

ltdanman44: she has mental problems and her family has been trying to hide it for years.


Biggest one which explains a lot is that her father felt stimulants (meth, speed, cocaine, etc.) helped Britney perform on stage but didn't want her taking them. Didn't stop letting her take them because they helped her earn money. It sounds like the people supposed to be protecting her only lined their own pockets. If they really cared, they would have not made Britney perform and instead focus on getting her off the stimulants.
 
2021-09-28 6:10:14 PM  

DuneClimber: Just end the damn conservatorship already.


It did a couple weeks ago
 
2021-09-28 8:13:58 PM  

wiwille: In other news, there's a Brittney Spears Netflix documentary.


I think every other streaming service already had one, so Netflix decided to join the party.
 
2021-09-28 9:42:23 PM  
Some of the conservatorship stuff was a little exaggerated, but a lot of it is super common. No money allowed? Super common, because street drugs don't mix well with psych drugs. Pot especially is an issue. Allowed contacts? Yep, but it's usually to protect the call-ee. We had a lady who was obsessed with a local plumber's radio ad's and would repeatedly call and audibly masturbate while doing so. Not popping out kids is a huge issue for families as well, because it's going to be on them more than likely. Repeated,expensive consequences is pretty much why folks get conserved. This was bullshiat though, they milked her like a cow. I apologize for even trying to be even handed in earlier threads. Dad needs to go to jail.
 
2021-09-29 7:11:30 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Wobambo: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Wobambo: There's basically a contest going on to decide which horrible event will destroy civilization and kill us all, but I'm glad we're getting these long lingering questions answered and truth revealed before we go.

Do you want the brain trust that is the Hollywood Reporter involved in any of those issues or reporting on stuff like this?

I'm just finding it hilarious in a twisted "so this is how we're all choosing to use our final moments" way.

I find it hilarious when people bemoan that we are in our final moments.

/not even close


That's what the Romans said before their empire fell.
 
2021-09-29 8:56:35 AM  

BadCosmonaut: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Wobambo: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Wobambo: There's basically a contest going on to decide which horrible event will destroy civilization and kill us all, but I'm glad we're getting these long lingering questions answered and truth revealed before we go.

Do you want the brain trust that is the Hollywood Reporter involved in any of those issues or reporting on stuff like this?

I'm just finding it hilarious in a twisted "so this is how we're all choosing to use our final moments" way.

I find it hilarious when people bemoan that we are in our final moments.

/not even close

That's what the Romans said before their empire fell.


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