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(Portland Press Herald)   But why? He looks like such a charming young gent   (pressherald.com) divider line
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2021-09-28 8:41:01 AM  
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2021-09-28 11:32:25 AM  
His mother's a snow bird? Can't be trusted, that one.
 
2021-09-28 12:06:05 PM  
BRAIIIINNNNSSS!

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2021-09-28 12:09:06 PM  
Any time "charming young gent" is in the headline you can be assured that is completely untrue.
 
2021-09-28 12:11:13 PM  
There's the face of someone who understands the complexity of government, science and reason.  I'll bet he goes to bed thinking about how he can help people and solve poverty.
 
2021-09-28 12:13:04 PM  

whidbey: BRAIIIINNNNSSS!

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I think I may have found my new avatar.
 
2021-09-28 12:14:58 PM  
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FINDING OUT INTENSIFIES!!!!!!

 
2021-09-28 12:17:19 PM  

maniacbastard: [Fark user image image 300x285]
FINDING OUT INTENSIFIES!!!!!!


I thought the finding out part often involves tears.
 
2021-09-28 12:18:39 PM  

Richard Freckle: There's the face of someone who understands the complexity of government, science and reason.  I'll bet he goes to bed thinking about how he can help people and solve poverty.


Yes, he does.

And his solution is simple: kill the poor people.
 
2021-09-28 12:20:20 PM  

maniacbastard: [Fark user image image 300x285]
FINDING OUT INTENSIFIES!!!!!!


He's not going to get many Grindr matches with that as his profile pic.


Well maybe Lindsey wouldn't mind him saucing up his ladybugs
 
2021-09-28 12:21:24 PM  

kpaxoid: Richard Freckle: There's the face of someone who understands the complexity of government, science and reason.  I'll bet he goes to bed thinking about how he can help people and solve poverty.

Yes, he does.

And his solution is simple: kill the poor people.


MAGA ammosexual who voted for the MAGA killing poor people party laments: I never thought the MAGA ammosexuals would kill MY Poor ass!
 
2021-09-28 12:23:05 PM  
His defense attorney recently asked the court to release him and allow him to stay with his mother in Florida.

Maine man wants to become Florida Man and stay in mom's basement.
 
2021-09-28 12:24:54 PM  

whidbey: BRAIIIINNNNSSS!

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2021-09-28 12:29:31 PM  
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Penis goes WHERE!?

 
2021-09-28 12:30:16 PM  

whidbey: BRAIIIINNNNSSS!

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He's no match for this guy.

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I'm hoping the rabies have done him in by now.
 
2021-09-28 12:32:43 PM  

Xaxor: maniacbastard: [Fark user image image 300x285]
FINDING OUT INTENSIFIES!!!!!!

I thought the finding out part often involves tears.


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Oh, it will.
It will.
 
2021-09-28 12:36:01 PM  

Bobson Dugnutt: I'm hoping the rabies have done him in by now.


That guy is loaded with Ben Garrison's cum. He's exploding he's full of so much cum.
 
2021-09-28 12:36:58 PM  

Maud Dib: Xaxor: maniacbastard: [Fark user image image 300x285]
FINDING OUT INTENSIFIES!!!!!!

I thought the finding out part often involves tears.

[Fark user image image 425x283]Oh, it will.
It will.


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2021-09-28 12:37:25 PM  

Bobson Dugnutt: whidbey: BRAIIIINNNNSSS!

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He's no match for this guy.

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I'm hoping the rabies have done him in by now.


*reads "rabies"*

*wipes sweat from brow*
 
2021-09-28 12:37:42 PM  

Jaws_Victim: kpaxoid: Richard Freckle: There's the face of someone who understands the complexity of government, science and reason.  I'll bet he goes to bed thinking about how he can help people and solve poverty.

Yes, he does.

And his solution is simple: kill the poor people.

MAGA ammosexual who voted for the MAGA killing poor people party laments: I never thought the MAGA ammosexuals would kill MY Poor ass!


Point of order: nobody in Florida has a basement.

/Still funnied
 
2021-09-28 12:38:03 PM  
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
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"Thanks buddy"
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2021-09-28 12:40:05 PM  
Where are the usual farkwits to complain about people being held without bail for misdemeanor trespassing, completely ignoring the charges of violence, the lack of remorse despite his lawyer all but admitting he did it, and being from Maine, commiting a crime in DC, and requesting to be released to FL?

And while we're at it, how many judges are on the side of the domestic terrorists? Not a flight risk? He's telling you he intends to be 1500 miles from home. Guess it's not a risk when he's already fled.

I know he didn't get out, but it seems like another case where the judge in trying every excuse to release a terrorist, and the only thing stopping them are the idiot defendants.
 
2021-09-28 12:41:57 PM  
None of these clowns think they did anything wrong -- that's the whole f***ing problem -- from Trump & Co., on down the line.

And they're going to try it again, at some point.
 
2021-09-28 12:43:41 PM  

RasIanI: None of these clowns think they did anything wrong -- that's the whole f***ing problem -- from Trump & Co., on down the line.

And they're going to try it again, at some point.


From Stop the Steal rally to Avenge the Steal rally.

Next time they're going to kill Congress critters.
 
2021-09-28 12:48:12 PM  

Flincher: maniacbastard: [Fark user image image 300x285]
FINDING OUT INTENSIFIES!!!!!!

He's not going to get many Grindr matches with that as his profile pic.


Well maybe Lindsey wouldn't mind him saucing up his ladybugs


People like you should be banned. I still get nightmares from reading that post. Am scarred for life.
 
2021-09-28 12:56:55 PM  

Flincher: saucing up his ladybugs


why
 
2021-09-28 12:58:05 PM  
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2021-09-28 12:59:47 PM  

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*shakes tiny fist*
 
2021-09-28 1:00:26 PM  

mcmnky: I know he didn't get out, but it seems like another case where the judge in trying every excuse to release a terrorist, and the only thing stopping them are the idiot defendants.


I don't get the continual surprise/anger over this. Judges don't want to have to hold people who haven't been convicted of anything yet. That idea of "innocent until proven guilty" has real meaning in our court system. There're pretty good, specific criteria by which it's decided whether to hold someone or let them post bail or release them pending trial.
 
2021-09-28 1:01:39 PM  
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persuaded by the rhetoric of then-President Trump and the Republican party
 
2021-09-28 1:02:20 PM  

hubiestubert: His mother's a snow bird? Can't be trusted, that one.


Florida.  AND western rural Maine.

It's like it was all predestined.
 
2021-09-28 1:04:54 PM  

xanadian: hubiestubert: His mother's a snow bird? Can't be trusted, that one.

Florida.  AND western rural Maine.

It's like it was all predestined.


Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, don't mean you call 'em biscuits.
 
2021-09-28 1:05:43 PM  
And of course his farking name is Kyle.
 
2021-09-28 1:08:02 PM  
I figured you'd go with sweet & tender hooligan instead of charming young man/gent.
 
2021-09-28 1:08:24 PM  
Those are the eyes of a person with a tenuous grasp of reality.
 
2021-09-28 1:09:23 PM  
"An excitable boy, they all said"
 
2021-09-28 1:13:48 PM  

GregInIndy: mcmnky: I know he didn't get out, but it seems like another case where the judge in trying every excuse to release a terrorist, and the only thing stopping them are the idiot defendants.

I don't get the continual surprise/anger over this. Judges don't want to have to hold people who haven't been convicted of anything yet. That idea of "innocent until proven guilty" has real meaning in our court system. There're pretty good, specific criteria by which it's decided whether to hold someone or let them post bail or release them pending trial.


It's important under the context that releasing them doesn't pose a danger to society.  They vaguely mention his history but I assume he is a high risk.
 
2021-09-28 1:18:13 PM  
Kyle Fitzsimons

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??
 
2021-09-28 1:18:31 PM  

hubiestubert: xanadian: hubiestubert: His mother's a snow bird? Can't be trusted, that one.

Florida.  AND western rural Maine.

It's like it was all predestined.

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, don't mean you call 'em biscuits.


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2021-09-28 1:19:40 PM  

Walker: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
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"Thanks buddy"
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I was thinking:
"CHUD FOR THE CHUD GOD!"
 
2021-09-28 1:20:22 PM  
His mom is probably thinking, "no YOU keep him!"
 
2021-09-28 1:39:11 PM  
Oh those are some crazy eyes. Even for a Mainer.
 
2021-09-28 1:45:14 PM  
"You're island?  You mean Ireland?"

"Yeah, Ireland - it's mine!"

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2021-09-28 1:45:42 PM  
/ derp *"your"
 
2021-09-28 1:53:06 PM  
Yeah he has the crazy eyes, I bet if Trump asked him to strap a bomb to his body and go own the libs he would.
 
2021-09-28 1:57:29 PM  

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I wonder how many of those guys have died from Covid so far.
 
2021-09-28 2:20:52 PM  

Richard Freckle: There's the face of someone who understands the complexity of government, science and reason.  I'll bet he goes to bed thinking about how he can help people and solve poverty.


....and, he is trying to figure out how to address this "Final Solution!"

/I'll get the lights
 
2021-09-28 2:21:21 PM  
Dude looks like was born in the wrong era.  Should be standing in a shield wall.

/Dying quickly for his master.
 
2021-09-28 2:25:50 PM  

hammettman: His defense attorney recently asked the court to release him and allow him to stay with his mother in Florida.

Maine man wants to become Florida Man and stay in mom's basement.


Let him. It's full of water and water attracts gators.
 
2021-09-28 2:39:41 PM  

xanadian: hubiestubert: His mother's a snow bird? Can't be trusted, that one.

Florida.  AND western rural Maine.

It's like it was all predestined.


Christ, these morons are all mama's boys.
 
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