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(News.com.au)   It's not Les Cousins Dangereux, but life imitates Arrested Development: Catholic group helps promote Lesbian Nun film   (news.com.au) divider line
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2021-09-28 5:05:35 AM  
So preists raping alter boys is fine but hot nun on nun action is blasphemy.

People protested "Dogma"? That film was pretty pro-God.
 
2021-09-28 7:49:21 AM  

Mugato: People protested "Dogma"?


You'd be surprised

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2021-09-28 7:50:30 AM  
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2021-09-28 7:52:34 AM  
Snippets from Rotten Tomatoes:

"...lurid scenes of wild religious madness..."

"...gleefully lurid period-piece look at sapphic lust and religious rot."

"Verhoeven once again pushes all the buttons that will titillate, provoke, excite, offend"

"Equal parts funny, sensual and incendiary"
 
2021-09-28 7:59:52 AM  

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2021-09-28 8:00:04 AM  
With a sex scene so graphic you'll be thinking, "Oh right, a man directed this."
-SNL, Lesbian Period Drama
 
2021-09-28 8:25:04 AM  
Some people are really into this kind of thing. It's an addiction and should be taken seriously. Let's face it: lesbian nun movies are a hard habit to lick.
 
2021-09-28 8:45:26 AM  
Last night I saw a movie where a statue of Jesus is posessed by the devil. It was pretty funny.
 
2021-09-28 8:46:41 AM  

Xythero: With a sex scene so graphic you'll be thinking, "Oh right, a man directed this."
-SNL, Lesbian Period Drama


Because, of course, women never want that horrible, horrible sex thing.
 
2021-09-28 8:49:15 AM  
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2021-09-28 9:00:39 AM  
Ummmmm....Charlotte Rampling. The ultimate GILF.
 
2021-09-28 9:17:27 AM  
Did it erupt into some kind of Lesbian Spank Inferno?

(Not obscure, right?)
 
2021-09-28 9:25:09 AM  

American Decency Association: Snippets from Rotten Tomatoes:

"...lurid scenes of wild religious madness..."

"...gleefully lurid period-piece look at sapphic lust and religious rot."

"Verhoeven once again pushes all the buttons that will titillate, provoke, excite, offend"

"Equal parts funny, sensual and incendiary"


Well, now I definitely want to see it...
 
2021-09-28 9:54:31 AM  

American Decency Association: Snippets from Rotten Tomatoes:

"...lurid scenes of wild religious madness..."

"...gleefully lurid period-piece look at sapphic lust and religious rot."

"Verhoeven once again pushes all the buttons that will titillate, provoke, excite, offend"

"Equal parts funny, sensual and incendiary"


"Verhoeven, the Dutch director of Basic Instinct, Total Recall and Showgirls, gave an interview earlier this year to The Hollywood Reporter in which he said he never sets out to provoke."
 
2021-09-28 10:00:48 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Xythero: With a sex scene so graphic you'll be thinking, "Oh right, a man directed this."
-SNL, Lesbian Period Drama

Because, of course, women never want that horrible, horrible sex thing.


The joke went WAY over your head.
 
2021-09-28 10:04:01 AM  

Snapper Carr: Mugato: People protested "Dogma"?

You'd be surprised

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2021-09-28 10:13:39 AM  

GypsyJoker: American Decency Association: Snippets from Rotten Tomatoes:

"...lurid scenes of wild religious madness..."

"...gleefully lurid period-piece look at sapphic lust and religious rot."

"Verhoeven once again pushes all the buttons that will titillate, provoke, excite, offend"

"Equal parts funny, sensual and incendiary"

"Verhoeven, the Dutch director of Basic Instinct, Total Recall and Showgirls, gave an interview earlier this year to The Hollywood Reporter in which he said he never sets out to provoke."


hah.  im thinking he and the film's marketeers are rather pleased with this story.
 
2021-09-28 10:17:53 AM  

Mugato: So preists raping alter boys is fine but hot nun on nun action is blasphemy.

People protested "Dogma"? That film was pretty pro-God.


My Catholic grade school made me sign a petition against it. I remember thinking "I'm 13, I don't think they care what I think" and also "well now I'm curious about it."
 
2021-09-28 11:46:40 AM  

Xander_CDN: Did it erupt into some kind of Lesbian Spank Inferno?

(Not obscure, right?)


For those who don't know:

Lesbian Spank Inferno (or LSI) is an award-winning 1998 independent film about lesbians and spanking.
http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Lesbian_​S​pank_Inferno
 
2021-09-28 12:53:52 PM  
This sounds like a tricky grey area.
 
2021-09-28 2:16:50 PM  
The Pope has recently ruled that it is okay to fool around with a nun as long as you don't get into the habit.
 
2021-09-28 2:30:20 PM  

shut_it_down: My Catholic grade school made me sign a petition against it. I remember thinking "I'm 13, I don't think they care what I think" and also "well now I'm curious about it."


That's the thing though, it wasn't anti-religious at all. The people protesting it probably never even saw it.

Those people would have a coronary if they watched Supernatural or Lucifer.
 
2021-09-28 4:30:47 PM  

I rite gud: Xander_CDN: Did it erupt into some kind of Lesbian Spank Inferno?

(Not obscure, right?)

For those who don't know:

Lesbian Spank Inferno (or LSI) is an award-winning 1998 independent film about lesbians and spanking.
http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Lesbian_S​pank_Inferno


It's a good film BECAUSE IT HAS NAKED WOMEN IN IT!
Look, I like naked women! I'm a bloke! I'm supposed to like them! We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one. Halfway down the birth canal we're already enjoying the view. Look, it's the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like: naked women, stockings, lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond.
 
2021-09-28 5:56:18 PM  

calufrax: I rite gud: Xander_CDN: Did it erupt into some kind of Lesbian Spank Inferno?

(Not obscure, right?)

For those who don't know:

Lesbian Spank Inferno (or LSI) is an award-winning 1998 independent film about lesbians and spanking.
http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Lesbian_S​pank_Inferno

It's a good film BECAUSE IT HAS NAKED WOMEN IN IT!
Look, I like naked women! I'm a bloke! I'm supposed to like them! We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one. Halfway down the birth canal we're already enjoying the view. Look, it's the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like: naked women, stockings, lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond.


Excluding Disney, what modern movie doesn't have naked women in it?
 
2021-09-28 5:57:35 PM  
Italy was way ahead of this, they had some very insightful films about the life of lesbian nuns back in the 70s
 
2021-09-28 6:32:56 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Excluding Disney, what modern movie doesn't have naked women in it?


After Titanic, no movie not rate R has naked women in it.
 
2021-09-28 9:03:43 PM  
Lesbian Nun films have been around so long now, they're actually their own genre. I suppose people are upset mainly because its a better known director sawing this old wood.
 
2021-09-29 6:38:49 AM  
Mind you, I only watched the Hours for Alison Brie, so why not?
 
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