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2021-09-27 11:48:22 PM  
Nestlé recalls over 27,000 pounds of frozen DiGiorno pepperoni pizza

Nestlé USA, which owns the frozen pizza brand, has recalled a batch of 26-ounce boxes labeled DiGiorno Crispy Pan Crust Pepperoni Pizzas because they actually contain Three Meat Crispy Pan Crust Pizza...

The recall affects 27,872 pounds of pizza, according to the US Department of Agriculture.


Okay, so you wanted to go with weight instead of the number of pizzas because it sounds more impressive?  Are you the news, or are you a pinball machine?

Why not just go with 445,952 ounces?  With nearly half a million, you're almost to multi-ball.
 
2021-09-28 1:42:58 AM  
Like anybody would notice the difference. "Oh look, there's more than one kind of foreign substance on this piece of cardboard".
 
2021-09-28 1:45:50 AM  
The raw truth in this is that they put soy fillers in this garbage and THAT is the health hazard they are recalling it for.
 
2021-09-28 3:24:35 AM  

TwowheelinTim: The raw truth in this is that they put soy fillers in this garbage and THAT is the health hazard they are recalling it for.


seriously, hella Taco Bell ghetto styles.

The three meat pizza includes soy protein - it's in the beef topping and sausage crumbles - and can be harmful to people with soy allergies.

if'n I actually ate meat, this would piss me off three ways from Sunday. but as it is, why can't they just go 100% fake at this point. 'cos I'd buy that.
 
2021-09-28 3:25:18 AM  
/to be fair, pupperoni is less(fewer?) easy to fake
 
2021-09-28 4:19:13 AM  
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2021-09-28 5:23:20 AM  
its not Scottish
 
2021-09-28 7:29:29 AM  
No. It's a me! Mario!
 
2021-09-28 7:30:39 AM  

TwowheelinTim: Like anybody would notice the difference. "Oh look, there's more than one kind of foreign substance on this piece of cardboard".


so you're saying that someone deserves the potential anaphylaxis?
 
2021-09-28 8:35:47 AM  
DiGiorno is a Nestle brand (as are California Pizza Kitchen, Tombstone, and Jack's). I'm not opposed to frozen cardboard pizza, but I go for Red Baron or store brand these days.
 
2021-09-28 9:00:10 AM  

Anoria: DiGiorno is a Nestle brand (as are California Pizza Kitchen, Tombstone, and Jack's). I'm not opposed to frozen cardboard pizza, but I go for Red Baron or store brand these days.


We switched to Motor City Detroit style. No cardboard.
 
2021-09-28 11:22:08 AM  

tintar: /to be fair, pupperoni is less(fewer?) easy to fake


...pepperoni made from...puppies?

WTF, dude!?
 
2021-09-28 12:05:46 PM  

olrasputin: tintar: /to be fair, pupperoni is less(fewer?) easy to fake

...pepperoni made from...puppies?

WTF, dude!?


important: the puppies need to be 100% puppy-fed for that double-pupped "juiced in" goodness.
 
2021-09-28 12:24:56 PM  

natazha: Anoria: DiGiorno is a Nestle brand (as are California Pizza Kitchen, Tombstone, and Jack's). I'm not opposed to frozen cardboard pizza, but I go for Red Baron or store brand these days.

We switched to Motor City Detroit style. No cardboard.


A couple of the local Targets here carry Outsiders Pizza Detroit-style. The DiGiorno "Crispy Pan" is an almost passible imitation of Detroit style.

/Pulled-pork BBQ FTW!
//The crust has the texture of marshmallow.
///I hear Detroit style is what Jet's Pizza serves, but have not tried it.
 
2021-09-28 1:44:12 PM  
Soy is added as a binding agent, not a filler.

biatching about a bit of soy in mass produced and shipped ground beef is like claiming cheese is cut with wood to keep it from clumping.

Of course, eat what you like, first and foremost. And yes, obviously labels should be accurate for those who have allergies and dietary needs.
 
2021-09-28 2:30:48 PM  

Fursecution: natazha: Anoria: DiGiorno is a Nestle brand (as are California Pizza Kitchen, Tombstone, and Jack's). I'm not opposed to frozen cardboard pizza, but I go for Red Baron or store brand these days.

We switched to Motor City Detroit style. No cardboard.

A couple of the local Targets here carry Outsiders Pizza Detroit-style. The DiGiorno "Crispy Pan" is an almost passible imitation of Detroit style.

/Pulled-pork BBQ FTW!
//The crust has the texture of marshmallow.
///I hear Detroit style is what Jet's Pizza serves, but have not tried it.


Jets is pretty decent, if you like Detroit style but not near the area it won't disappoint.

/always get heartburn after Jets
//Worth it.
///I'll do it again next time I'm back in the Midwest.
 
2021-09-28 3:48:14 PM  

Fursecution: natazha: Anoria: DiGiorno is a Nestle brand (as are California Pizza Kitchen, Tombstone, and Jack's). I'm not opposed to frozen cardboard pizza, but I go for Red Baron or store brand these days.

We switched to Motor City Detroit style. No cardboard.

A couple of the local Targets here carry Outsiders Pizza Detroit-style. The DiGiorno "Crispy Pan" is an almost passible imitation of Detroit style.

/Pulled-pork BBQ FTW!
//The crust has the texture of marshmallow.
///I hear Detroit style is what Jet's Pizza serves, but have not tried it.


Ooo, that looks delightful enough to trigger my reflux over. I'll have to swing by my local Target at some point, because they list it as in stock.
 
2021-09-28 4:24:13 PM  

Fursecution: A couple of the local Targets here carry Outsiders Pizza Detroit-style.


oh consarnit, dadgam you Fark personal shoppers, one of the Tarzhe near us has it too, guess that's a trip sometime this week.
 
2021-09-28 4:58:51 PM  

tintar: Fursecution: A couple of the local Targets here carry Outsiders Pizza Detroit-style.

oh consarnit, dadgam you Fark personal shoppers, one of the Tarzhe near us has it too, guess that's a trip sometime this week.


Did you ever try the Detroit style? Know it was on your to do list.
 
2021-09-28 5:37:25 PM  

Axeofjudgement: tintar: Fursecution: A couple of the local Targets here carry Outsiders Pizza Detroit-style.

oh consarnit, dadgam you Fark personal shoppers, one of the Tarzhe near us has it too, guess that's a trip sometime this week.

Did you ever try the Detroit style? Know it was on your to do list.


brother, to my shame I'd even bought a cheap specific pan, but still have yet to. we're finally getting the kitchen space halfway organized so that I no longer feel crowded in there. got all the ingredients for dough and sawse, got all the equipment, just need to gerroff my lazy-dumbass.
 
2021-09-28 5:42:34 PM  

tintar: Axeofjudgement: tintar: Fursecution: A couple of the local Targets here carry Outsiders Pizza Detroit-style.

oh consarnit, dadgam you Fark personal shoppers, one of the Tarzhe near us has it too, guess that's a trip sometime this week.

Did you ever try the Detroit style? Know it was on your to do list.

brother, to my shame I'd even bought a cheap specific pan, but still have yet to. we're finally getting the kitchen space halfway organized so that I no longer feel crowded in there. got all the ingredients for dough and sawse, got all the equipment, just need to gerroff my lazy-dumbass.


Hey I can't talk, I just abandoned my garden and everything, flipped off Ohio and drove to Utah, abandoned a lot of my kitchen as it wouldn't fit in my car but I had to get out of Ohio
 
2021-09-29 1:16:17 AM  

mekkab: TwowheelinTim: Like anybody would notice the difference. "Oh look, there's more than one kind of foreign substance on this piece of cardboard".

so you're saying that someone deserves the potential anaphylaxis?


How did you parse that from my comment? Where did I state or even imply that anybody deserves that?
 
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