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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   Rioter from the 6th pleads three felonies down to a single misdemeanor, gets probation and community service   (denver.cbslocal.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Crime, Henry Chardack, Criminal law, University Hill riot, Colorado, Misdemeanor, University of Colorado at Boulder, first person  
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2021-09-27 10:40:11 PM  
Dirtbag
 
2021-09-27 10:47:37 PM  
Very sneaky subby.  Well done.
 
2021-09-27 10:52:54 PM  
Rue McClanahan.

/amidoinitrite?
 
2021-09-27 10:54:50 PM  
Subby should be flogged, but they would probably get that talked down to a harsh glance and no dessert that evening.
 
2021-09-27 10:56:36 PM  

PirateKing: Rue McClanahan.

/amidoinitrite?


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2021-09-27 10:57:51 PM  

vudukungfu: Dirtbag


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2021-09-27 11:00:04 PM  
I do not like you Subby. I do not like you in a pun; I do not like you having fun. I do not like you free skiing; I do not like you misleading. I do not like you Subby.
 
2021-09-27 11:06:31 PM  
We are soft on rioters.
 
2021-09-27 11:06:51 PM  
Because it wasn't an insurrection you dumbf&cks.
 
2021-09-27 11:13:12 PM  
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"You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-? "
 
2021-09-27 11:13:55 PM  
ITT: dumb people who haven't read the article yet
 
2021-09-27 11:13:56 PM  

bobbyjoebobby: Because it wasn't an insurrection you dumbf&cks.


shut it traitor
 
2021-09-27 11:15:14 PM  
Henry Chardack turned himself in to police

Cool name.

You don't see a lot of young "Henrys" out there.
 
2021-09-27 11:15:49 PM  
Dear Would Be Insurrectionists,

If you try to overthrow the Government and fail you will only get a gentle slap on the wrist. So go ahead, start plotting your next attempt.


Regards,
The U.S. Government.
 
2021-09-27 11:17:07 PM  

bobbyjoebobby: Because it wasn't an insurrection you dumbf&cks.


How about the Beer Hall Putsch?  Did that qualify?
 
2021-09-27 11:17:07 PM  

bobbyjoebobby: Because it wasn't an insurrection you dumbf&cks.


How in all of f*cking hell is trying to oust the duly elected President and replacing him with the loser not insurrection?
 
2021-09-27 11:18:28 PM  
'flick the bean' to 'fuel wild nights out'

Uh, yeah, if flick the bean is a euphemism for female masturbation then would that not be a night in?
 
2021-09-27 11:19:12 PM  
Oops. Wrong thread.
 
2021-09-27 11:20:30 PM  
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2021-09-27 11:21:36 PM  
Insurrections
Cons. 1
Libs. 117?
 
2021-09-27 11:21:38 PM  

Mock26: Oops. Wrong thread.


Seems legit. Quite legit. Too legit. Too legit to quit....
 
2021-09-27 11:22:30 PM  
Fark the punk. They should have kept the felonies. But, I can live with the final assessment.
 
2021-09-27 11:31:51 PM  
I know we're not big on RTFA around here, but good grief, people.
 
2021-09-27 11:37:28 PM  

bobbyjoebobby: Because it wasn't an insurrection you dumbf&cks.


Congrats on failing your way through the goalposts on the wrong side of the field.
 
2021-09-27 11:43:04 PM  
I hate being forced to feel solidarity with the Boulder police.
 
2021-09-27 11:52:18 PM  
Lock the lib up.
 
2021-09-28 12:07:51 AM  

bobbyjoebobby: Because it wasn't an insurrection you dumbf&cks.


fark off traitor!
#QCucksKlan
 
2021-09-28 12:11:13 AM  
fark you subby.  You're a coont.  Not joking.  coont.
 
2021-09-28 12:15:38 AM  
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2021-09-28 12:38:04 AM  

bobbyjoebobby: Because it wasn't an insurrection you dumbf&cks.


Correct, it was a riot at the University of Colorado.
*hands you a cookie*
 
2021-09-28 12:55:00 AM  
They had gallows.... Why don't we?
 
2021-09-28 1:07:33 AM  

Mock26: bobbyjoebobby: Because it wasn't an insurrection you dumbf&cks.

How in all of f*cking hell is trying to oust the duly elected President and replacing him with the loser not insurrection?


Because apparently it was a riot unrelated to politics which occurred in Colorado?
 
2021-09-28 1:44:20 AM  
Sounds like a judgement that a racist judge would make.  These days, all judges are racist garbage.  Being in a jury only supports racism.  I believe every words that a prosecutor speaks is racist, every accusation a law enforcement officer is racist and every single though a judge has is racist.  I will bring that up next time when I'm called.

It works whether a defendant is white or black.
 
2021-09-28 1:57:22 AM  
At least I read enough of the article to learn there is a 6th of other months besides January.
 
2021-09-28 2:06:38 AM  

jerryskid: Sounds like a judgement that a racist judge would make.  These days, all judges are racist garbage.  Being in a jury only supports racism.  I believe every words that a prosecutor speaks is racist, every accusation a law enforcement officer is racist and every single though a judge has is racist.  I will bring that up next time when I'm called.

It works whether a defendant is white or black.


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2021-09-28 3:18:32 AM  
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2021-09-28 4:45:11 AM  

Mock26: Oops. Wrong thread.


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2021-09-28 4:59:53 AM  

atomic-age: I hate being forced to feel solidarity with the Boulder police.


Better than solidarity with Aurora Police
 
2021-09-28 6:28:54 AM  
I'm sure he was just a campus tourist. Okay sure, there was destruction, but they were unarmed (okay fine, there were weapons, but no guns, so it doesn't count, except in other cases where we want it to count). These were just very fine people that were upset their party was stopped by the will of the people. There's no need to investigate any further. I bet it was really anti-partiers or AntiPa dressed up like people from the party that started the riot to make the partiers look bad, but also at the same time, it wasn't a riot at all.
 
2021-09-28 7:21:19 AM  

bobbyjoebobby: Because it wasn't an insurrection you dumbf&cks.


Then how do you explain all the video footage everyone watched on 1/6?  Deepfakes?
 
2021-09-28 7:58:38 AM  

Lady J: jerryskid: Sounds like a judgement that a racist judge would make.  These days, all judges are racist garbage.  Being in a jury only supports racism.  I believe every words that a prosecutor speaks is racist, every accusation a law enforcement officer is racist and every single though a judge has is racist.  I will bring that up next time when I'm called.

It works whether a defendant is white or black.

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That cat is having way too much fun.
 
2021-09-28 8:21:55 AM  
From my time in Boulder I would bet this is how it went down:
Big party
Idiot drags couch into street, lights it on fire
100 cops show up in riot gear and immediately teargas the entire neighborhood.
Usually this is right around closing time at the bars, so a whole new bunch of people walk out into a cloud of teargas, pissed off kids, and a paramilitary force looking to assault everyone they see.
Boom! Riot
 
2021-09-28 10:12:25 AM  

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