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2021-09-27 11:48:10 PM  
Can you spell 'bloodbath'?
 
2021-09-27 11:50:54 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Can you spell 'bloodbath'?


These antivaxxers can barely count to "potato". Don't expect too much of them.
 
2021-09-27 11:52:55 PM  
Since more than 338 million doses of COVID-19 vaccines were administered in the USA, this data reflects a vaccination-death ratio of 0.0018%.
The CDC's website says, 'Reports of adverse events to VAERS following vaccination, including deaths, do not necessarily mean that a vaccine caused a health problem. This is because the U.S. FDA requires healthcare providers to report any death after a COVID-19 vaccination to VAERS, even if it's unclear whether the vaccine was the cause.

Hardly the "1 in 500" that the protesters are trying to convince the piblic to scare them into joining the  'low-to-no' I.Q. Public.
 
2021-09-27 11:53:12 PM  
At least there's a sensible quote at the end of the article.

"Good, if you don't want to get vaccinated, well then live in a cave," parent Oscar Riquelme said. "But we live in society, and we should be responsible."
 
2021-09-27 11:54:21 PM  

aagrajag: Pants full of macaroni!!: Can you spell 'bloodbath'?

These antivaxxers can barely count to "potato". Don't expect too much of them.


Ya!!! Take that "Antivaxers"!!

Wow. I need a smoke.
 
2021-09-27 11:57:18 PM  
It's Friday. Tomorrow?
 
2021-09-28 12:03:21 AM  

jaivirtualcard: It's Friday. Tomorrow?


Forget it, he's rolling.
 
2021-09-28 12:04:01 AM  

jaivirtualcard: It's Friday. Tomorrow?


It's always Friday somewhere.
 
2021-09-28 12:05:25 AM  
It'll be fine. Both tomorrow and Friday. Can't be afraid of irresponsible assholes.
 
2021-09-28 12:10:24 AM  

foo monkey: jaivirtualcard: It's Friday. Tomorrow?

It's always Friday somewhere.


It's Friday at my house.  You guys should come over.
 
2021-09-28 12:13:42 AM  
"Some 10,000 teachers remain unvaccinated, and the group New York Teachers for Choice believes those working in New York City public schools should not have to choose between getting vaccinated or losing their jobs."

The group believes that their choices shouldn't have consequences.
 
2021-09-28 12:16:31 AM  

skybird659: Since more than 338 million doses of COVID-19 vaccines were administered in the USA, this data reflects a vaccination-death ratio of 0.0018%.
The CDC's website says, 'Reports of adverse events to VAERS following vaccination, including deaths, do not necessarily mean that a vaccine caused a health problem. This is because the U.S. FDA requires healthcare providers to report any death after a COVID-19 vaccination to VAERS, even if it's unclear whether the vaccine was the cause.

Hardly the "1 in 500" that the protesters are trying to convince the piblic to scare them into joining the  'low-to-no' I.Q. Public.


The "1 in 500" refers to the number of Americans who have died of Covid thus far. Those particular protestors are demanding the return of remote learning, as their sign states, and are not against vaccinations as the article sloppily implies.
 
2021-09-28 12:16:51 AM  

skybird659: Since more than 338 million doses of COVID-19 vaccines were administered in the USA, this data reflects a vaccination-death ratio of 0.0018%.
The CDC's website says, 'Reports of adverse events to VAERS following vaccination, including deaths, do not necessarily mean that a vaccine caused a health problem. This is because the U.S. FDA requires healthcare providers to report any death after a COVID-19 vaccination to VAERS, even if it's unclear whether the vaccine was the cause.

Hardly the "1 in 500" that the protesters are trying to convince the piblic to scare them into joining the  'low-to-no' I.Q. Public.


But but but but my cousin's roommate's nephew's sister's friend's barber's aunt said that she took the shot and her uterus shriveled up and fell out -- checkmate!

/Over 5 billion covid vaccine shots have been given world wide by now, and the side effects are vanishingly small -- ESPECIALLY compared to the not insignificant chance of DEATH or long-term effects of getting damn COVID itself.
 
2021-09-28 12:17:46 AM  
Thank God the fark Corona enthusiasts have something to keep them occupied.
 
2021-09-28 12:18:58 AM  
"I believe so much in our freedoms," she said. "I go to like where the Bible talks about Abraham and his son and sacrificing his son, willing to give up his own blood, that's how much I'm willing to give up."

JFC, I can't even..

This is person responsible for teaching children.
 
2021-09-28 12:19:58 AM  
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2021-09-28 12:20:44 AM  

Boo_Guy: "I believe so much in our freedoms," she said. "I go to like where the Bible talks about Abraham and his son and sacrificing his son, willing to give up his own blood, that's how much I'm willing to give up."

JFC, I can't even..

This is person responsible for teaching children.



Not for very much longer.

/Good
 
2021-09-28 12:23:46 AM  

rosekolodny: foo monkey: jaivirtualcard: It's Friday. Tomorrow?

It's always Friday somewhere.

It's Friday at my house.  You guys should come over.


Still the second quantum anomaly after the right turn in Albuquerque?
 
2021-09-28 12:24:58 AM  

dracos31: jaivirtualcard: It's Friday. Tomorrow?

Forget it, he's rolling.


It was supposed to go into effect today, there was a temporary injunction.  That's been overruled and now Friday is go day.
 
2021-09-28 12:35:26 AM  

Excelsior: skybird659: Since more than 338 million doses of COVID-19 vaccines were administered in the USA, this data reflects a vaccination-death ratio of 0.0018%.
The CDC's website says, 'Reports of adverse events to VAERS following vaccination, including deaths, do not necessarily mean that a vaccine caused a health problem. This is because the U.S. FDA requires healthcare providers to report any death after a COVID-19 vaccination to VAERS, even if it's unclear whether the vaccine was the cause.

Hardly the "1 in 500" that the protesters are trying to convince the piblic to scare them into joining the  'low-to-no' I.Q. Public.

But but but but my cousin's roommate's nephew's sister's friend's barber's aunt said that she took the shot and her uterus shriveled up and fell out -- checkmate!

/Over 5 billion covid vaccine shots have been given world wide by now, and the side effects are vanishingly small -- ESPECIALLY compared to the not insignificant chance of DEATH or long-term effects of getting damn COVID itself.


I had to explain to my sister yesterday that the case-fatality rate from Covid in the US is siting at 1.6% as per John's Hopkins.

She thought it was .1% or "less than the flu" thanks to fox et al. And social media.

She won't take the vaccine because of "side effects".  I tried to give her a mathematical analysis of 1.6% vs the .00025% rate of myocarditis or whatever.


She didn't get it.


fark you fox news. And fark you the group of conservative assjackets my sister has surrounded herself with that have poisoned her mind with this bullshiat.
 
2021-09-28 12:35:41 AM  

Boo_Guy: "I believe so much in our freedoms," she said. "I go to like where the Bible talks about Abraham and his son and sacrificing his son, willing to give up his own blood, that's how much I'm willing to give up."

JFC, I can't even..

This is person responsible for teaching children.


Another Farker noted some time ago that any person whom employs "freedom" as a countable noun is best assumed to be a hard-right, reactionary loony-tune.

Also, àpropos of nothing, that imbecile who put Gorilla Glue in her hair is also a teacher.
 
2021-09-28 12:40:44 AM  

Boo_Guy: "Some 10,000 teachers remain unvaccinated, and the group New York Teachers for Choice believes those working in New York City public schools should not have to choose between getting vaccinated or losing their jobs."

The group believes that their choices shouldn't have consequences.


"I want everything MY way!"
 
2021-09-28 12:40:57 AM  
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Found out my Antivax AL in-laws have COVID-19. Well Bless there hearts I hope they get better soon.
 
2021-09-28 12:44:47 AM  

Boo_Guy: "I believe so much in our freedoms," she said. "I go to like where the Bible talks about Abraham and his son and sacrificing his son, willing to give up his own blood, that's how much I'm willing to give up."

JFC, I can't even..

This is person responsible for teaching children.


And then God said Abraham didn't have to, you dumb bint, or didn't you read the rest of the story? God gave Abraham a way out of that ultimate sacrifice.

You're stabbing your child and ignoring the voice saying "you don't have to do that!"
 
2021-09-28 12:48:31 AM  

OkieDookie: rosekolodny: foo monkey: jaivirtualcard: It's Friday. Tomorrow?

It's always Friday somewhere.

It's Friday at my house.  You guys should come over.

Still the second quantum anomaly after the right turn in Albuquerque?


LEFT turn at Aluquerque. Didn't Bugs Bunny teach you ANYTHING?
 
2021-09-28 12:50:47 AM  

aagrajag: Boo_Guy: "I believe so much in our freedoms," she said. "I go to like where the Bible talks about Abraham and his son and sacrificing his son, willing to give up his own blood, that's how much I'm willing to give up."

JFC, I can't even..

This is person responsible for teaching children.

Another Farker noted some time ago that any person whom employs "freedom" as a countable noun is best assumed to be a hard-right, reactionary loony-tune.

Also, àpropos of nothing, that imbecile who put Gorilla Glue in her hair is also a teacher.


...and now we know "Why can't Johnny read?"
 
2021-09-28 12:52:01 AM  

skybird659: OkieDookie: rosekolodny: foo monkey: jaivirtualcard: It's Friday. Tomorrow?

It's always Friday somewhere.

It's Friday at my house.  You guys should come over.

Still the second quantum anomaly after the right turn in Albuquerque?

LEFT turn at Aluquerque. Didn't Bugs Bunny teach you ANYTHING?


Always recalibrate the Oscillation Overthruster between runs?
 
2021-09-28 12:52:11 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Boo_Guy: "I believe so much in our freedoms," she said. "I go to like where the Bible talks about Abraham and his son and sacrificing his son, willing to give up his own blood, that's how much I'm willing to give up."

JFC, I can't even..

This is person responsible for teaching children.

And then God said Abraham didn't have to, you dumb bint, or didn't you read the rest of the story? God gave Abraham a way out of that ultimate sacrifice.

You're stabbing your child and ignoring the voice saying "you don't have to do that!"


Worse. She's listening to a voice who told her to stab her child.
 
2021-09-28 12:54:58 AM  

OkieDookie: skybird659: OkieDookie: rosekolodny: foo monkey: jaivirtualcard: It's Friday. Tomorrow?

It's always Friday somewhere.

It's Friday at my house.  You guys should come over.

Still the second quantum anomaly after the right turn in Albuquerque?

LEFT turn at Aluquerque. Didn't Bugs Bunny teach you ANYTHING?

Always recalibrate the Oscillation Overthruster between runs?


Well, technichally, that was Marvin the Martion, but yeah, same cartoon series. Tend to your oscillator and I'll meet you at Friday.
 
2021-09-28 12:59:14 AM  

skybird659: Gyrfalcon: Boo_Guy: "I believe so much in our freedoms," she said. "I go to like where the Bible talks about Abraham and his son and sacrificing his son, willing to give up his own blood, that's how much I'm willing to give up."

JFC, I can't even..

This is person responsible for teaching children.

And then God said Abraham didn't have to, you dumb bint, or didn't you read the rest of the story? God gave Abraham a way out of that ultimate sacrifice.

You're stabbing your child and ignoring the voice saying "you don't have to do that!"

Worse. She's listening to a voice who told her to stab her child.


When a guy who showed himself willing to murder his own son (just 'cause god told him to - you know, for the lulz) is held out as a paragon of moral virtue by a religion, that so many adherents of that religion are regularly revealed to be total pieces of sh*t should not be cause for surprise.
 
2021-09-28 1:07:24 AM  

skybird659: Since more than 338 million doses of COVID-19 vaccines were administered in the USA, this data reflects a vaccination-death ratio of 0.0018%.
The CDC's website says, 'Reports of adverse events to VAERS following vaccination, including deaths, do not necessarily mean that a vaccine caused a health problem. This is because the U.S. FDA requires healthcare providers to report any death after a COVID-19 vaccination to VAERS, even if it's unclear whether the vaccine was the cause.

Hardly the "1 in 500" that the protesters are trying to convince the piblic to scare them into joining the  'low-to-no' I.Q. Public.


What's real is the 1 in 1000  people who have died of Covid so far. You have 10x better chance of dying of Covid than hitting the straight Pick 4. Even dumb ass Karen should be able to understand that.
 
2021-09-28 1:22:41 AM  
🤔parents should want better for their children. You know, like a teacher (see also ROLE MODEL) who would be a responsible adult and educate and protect their children as they would their own. Not, you know, science-denying, dumbfark, sociopathic, and demonstrably irresponsible adults.

farking mondays in this country. God damn
 
2021-09-28 1:44:20 AM  

Flincher: 🤔parents should want better for their children. You know, like a teacher (see also ROLE MODEL) who would be a responsible adult and educate and protect their children as they would their own. Not, you know, science-denying, dumbfark, sociopathic, and demonstrably irresponsible adults.

farking mondays in this country. God damn


Yeah but this is 'Murica.  We don't expect people like teachers to understand things like science, and certainly don't expect them to not be trumpfarks idiots.
 
2021-09-28 2:02:57 AM  

Boo_Guy: the Bible talks about Abraham and his son and sacrificing his son, willing to give up his own blood, that's how much I'm willing to give up."


well you've sacrificed your job so... good start.
 
2021-09-28 2:05:41 AM  

jaivirtualcard: It's Friday. Tomorrow?


I had to double check
 
2021-09-28 2:10:33 AM  
Almost 75% of NYCers above 18 years have both vaccine doses. Which is pretty good, but still. There are so many complete and utter numbskulls in this country, it's unbelievable.
 
2021-09-28 2:13:14 AM  

IRestoreFurniture: Excelsior: skybird659: Since more than 338 million doses of COVID-19 vaccines were administered in the USA, this data reflects a vaccination-death ratio of 0.0018%.
The CDC's website says, 'Reports of adverse events to VAERS following vaccination, including deaths, do not necessarily mean that a vaccine caused a health problem. This is because the U.S. FDA requires healthcare providers to report any death after a COVID-19 vaccination to VAERS, even if it's unclear whether the vaccine was the cause.

Hardly the "1 in 500" that the protesters are trying to convince the piblic to scare them into joining the  'low-to-no' I.Q. Public.

But but but but my cousin's roommate's nephew's sister's friend's barber's aunt said that she took the shot and her uterus shriveled up and fell out -- checkmate!

/Over 5 billion covid vaccine shots have been given world wide by now, and the side effects are vanishingly small -- ESPECIALLY compared to the not insignificant chance of DEATH or long-term effects of getting damn COVID itself.

I had to explain to my sister yesterday that the case-fatality rate from Covid in the US is siting at 1.6% as per John's Hopkins.

She thought it was .1% or "less than the flu" thanks to fox et al. And social media.

She won't take the vaccine because of "side effects".  I tried to give her a mathematical analysis of 1.6% vs the .00025% rate of myocarditis or whatever.


She didn't get it.


fark you fox news. And fark you the group of conservative assjackets my sister has surrounded herself with that have poisoned her mind with this bullshiat.


You can't blame her being dumb on her friends or the tv she just doesn't have many working brain cells
 
2021-09-28 2:23:38 AM  
"I'm not an anti-vaxxer, I'm anti-mandate, just like many of the teachers are,"

If you're anti-mandate, then YOU ARE AN ANTI-VAXER.
 
2021-09-28 2:41:08 AM  

aagrajag: skybird659: Gyrfalcon: Boo_Guy: "I believe so much in our freedoms," she said. "I go to like where the Bible talks about Abraham and his son and sacrificing his son, willing to give up his own blood, that's how much I'm willing to give up."

JFC, I can't even..

This is person responsible for teaching children.

And then God said Abraham didn't have to, you dumb bint, or didn't you read the rest of the story? God gave Abraham a way out of that ultimate sacrifice.

You're stabbing your child and ignoring the voice saying "you don't have to do that!"

Worse. She's listening to a voice who told her to stab her child.

When a guy who showed himself willing to murder his own son (just 'cause god told him to - you know, for the lulz) is held out as a paragon of moral virtue by a religion, that so many adherents of that religion are regularly revealed to be total pieces of sh*t should not be cause for surprise.


The whole point of that story is that because Abraham was willing to listen to God unquestioningly, God gave him an alternative. God will never ask you to make the ultimate sacrifice. Unfortunately, the fools who hear this shiat and believe it don't get that part of the story. They only hear the "Abraham was commanded to slay his son and so he did" part.

Of course, what the story really is, is an explanation of why the Israelites were no longer practicing human sacrifice like their neighbors, because their God no longer demanded it of them; and they claimed it was because their patriarch was such a good and Godly man. It's a myth, not a history lesson.
 
2021-09-28 2:58:56 AM  

Gyrfalcon: aagrajag: skybird659: Gyrfalcon: Boo_Guy: "I believe so much in our freedoms," she said. "I go to like where the Bible talks about Abraham and his son and sacrificing his son, willing to give up his own blood, that's how much I'm willing to give up."

JFC, I can't even..

This is person responsible for teaching children.

And then God said Abraham didn't have to, you dumb bint, or didn't you read the rest of the story? God gave Abraham a way out of that ultimate sacrifice.

You're stabbing your child and ignoring the voice saying "you don't have to do that!"

Worse. She's listening to a voice who told her to stab her child.

When a guy who showed himself willing to murder his own son (just 'cause god told him to - you know, for the lulz) is held out as a paragon of moral virtue by a religion, that so many adherents of that religion are regularly revealed to be total pieces of sh*t should not be cause for surprise.

The whole point of that story is that because Abraham was willing to listen to God unquestioningly, God gave him an alternative. God will never ask you to make the ultimate sacrifice. Unfortunately, the fools who hear this shiat and believe it don't get that part of the story. They only hear the "Abraham was commanded to slay his son and so he did" part.

Of course, what the story really is, is an explanation of why the Israelites were no longer practicing human sacrifice like their neighbors, because their God no longer demanded it of them; and they claimed it was because their patriarch was such a good and Godly man. It's a myth, not a history lesson.


The whole bible is a myth.  Made up.
 
2021-09-28 3:11:30 AM  

jaivirtualcard: It's Friday. Tomorrow?


No, but the antivax dumbshiats are going to be 115% losing their shiat when they check their email tomorrow and it contains a broadcast email from administration informing anyone who hasn't submitted proof of vaccination that farking around turns into finding out in three days.
 
2021-09-28 3:35:06 AM  

The Official Fark Cajun: Gyrfalcon: aagrajag: skybird659: Gyrfalcon: Boo_Guy: "I believe so much in our freedoms," she said. "I go to like where the Bible talks about Abraham and his son and sacrificing his son, willing to give up his own blood, that's how much I'm willing to give up."

JFC, I can't even..

This is person responsible for teaching children.

And then God said Abraham didn't have to, you dumb bint, or didn't you read the rest of the story? God gave Abraham a way out of that ultimate sacrifice.

You're stabbing your child and ignoring the voice saying "you don't have to do that!"

Worse. She's listening to a voice who told her to stab her child.

When a guy who showed himself willing to murder his own son (just 'cause god told him to - you know, for the lulz) is held out as a paragon of moral virtue by a religion, that so many adherents of that religion are regularly revealed to be total pieces of sh*t should not be cause for surprise.

The whole point of that story is that because Abraham was willing to listen to God unquestioningly, God gave him an alternative. God will never ask you to make the ultimate sacrifice. Unfortunately, the fools who hear this shiat and believe it don't get that part of the story. They only hear the "Abraham was commanded to slay his son and so he did" part.

Of course, what the story really is, is an explanation of why the Israelites were no longer practicing human sacrifice like their neighbors, because their God no longer demanded it of them; and they claimed it was because their patriarch was such a good and Godly man. It's a myth, not a history lesson.

The whole bible is a myth.  Made up.


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2021-09-28 3:41:06 AM  
I'm hoping that the fact that so many idiots in crappy states are dying will affect national election results next time around.

You are losing voters, Republicans. Keep it up.
 
2021-09-28 4:40:56 AM  

The Official Fark Cajun: Gyrfalcon: aagrajag: skybird659: Gyrfalcon: Boo_Guy: "I believe so much in our freedoms," she said. "I go to like where the Bible talks about Abraham and his son and sacrificing his son, willing to give up his own blood, that's how much I'm willing to give up."

JFC, I can't even..

This is person responsible for teaching children.

And then God said Abraham didn't have to, you dumb bint, or didn't you read the rest of the story? God gave Abraham a way out of that ultimate sacrifice.

You're stabbing your child and ignoring the voice saying "you don't have to do that!"

Worse. She's listening to a voice who told her to stab her child.

When a guy who showed himself willing to murder his own son (just 'cause god told him to - you know, for the lulz) is held out as a paragon of moral virtue by a religion, that so many adherents of that religion are regularly revealed to be total pieces of sh*t should not be cause for surprise.

The whole point of that story is that because Abraham was willing to listen to God unquestioningly, God gave him an alternative. God will never ask you to make the ultimate sacrifice. Unfortunately, the fools who hear this shiat and believe it don't get that part of the story. They only hear the "Abraham was commanded to slay his son and so he did" part.

Of course, what the story really is, is an explanation of why the Israelites were no longer practicing human sacrifice like their neighbors, because their God no longer demanded it of them; and they claimed it was because their patriarch was such a good and Godly man. It's a myth, not a history lesson.

The whole bible is a myth.  Made up.


A lot of things are made up. That doesn't make them untrue. Do you really believe Alexander the Great undid the Gordian Knot? Or that Achilles was a real warrior?
 
2021-09-28 5:06:36 AM  

aagrajag: Pants full of macaroni!!: Can you spell 'bloodbath'?

These antivaxxers can barely count to "potato". Don't expect too much of them.


They don't count to potato, they count a potato and a potato.
 
2021-09-28 5:43:05 AM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Thank God the fark Corona enthusiasts have something to keep them occupied.


I see you desperately begging for attention and I just wanted to let you know that I'm here, I'm listening to you, and you're special.  So, incredibly special.
Remember to pull the door not push on it.
 
2021-09-28 6:30:04 AM  

DuneClimber: I'm hoping that the fact that so many idiots in crappy states are dying will affect national election results next time around.

You are losing voters, Republicans. Keep it up.


In a story about New York City. You know, that place that's just boiling over with Republicans.

At any rate, most of the municipal employees in question have decided that this isn't a hill they want to die on after all.

Michael Mulgrew, the president of a powerful teachers' union in the city, United Federation of Teachers, said in a statement that "the city has a lot of work before it to ensure that enough vaccinated staff will be available by the new deadline."

The stones on this farkin' guy. It's -his- people who've been jamming things up.
 
2021-09-28 7:14:27 AM  

Gyrfalcon: A lot of things are made up. That doesn't make them untrue.


And there it is. The nonsensical foundation of religious faith, in a nutshell.

The frightening thing is that you probably consider yourself a rational adult.
 
2021-09-28 8:13:03 AM  

hissatsu: At least there's a sensible quote at the end of the article.

"Good, if you don't want to get vaccinated, well then live in a cave," parent Oscar Riquelme said. "But we live in society, and we should be responsible."


That's not nice, this guy lived in a cave for 20 years and still got vaccinated after learning of the pandemic...

https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz​/​article/man-living-in-cave-for-20-year​s-gets-covid-jab-after-learning-about-​pandemic/798993
 
2021-09-28 8:17:46 AM  
Antivaxxers protested outside of my sister's school on staten island yesterday, while a bunch of students and faculty wore red in solidarity with them.

My sister wore all black that day, so I guess we should all welcome her to antifa.
 
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