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    More: Scary, Woman shot, Greene County, New York, Leeds, turkey hunter  
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2021-09-27 11:17:27 PM  
Not just that. She also had ...

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2021-09-27 11:17:28 PM  
That's not what she meant when she said she was game, dumbfark.
 
2021-09-27 11:22:24 PM  
He shot her because she wouldn't gobble.
 
2021-09-27 11:24:34 PM  
Shot in Leeds?  Yeah, those Elland Road ultras are dangerous.
 
2021-09-27 11:32:51 PM  
Please do not shoot the karens.
 
2021-09-27 11:38:48 PM  
Dick Cheney wanted for critical review.
 
2021-09-27 11:45:12 PM  

illegal: Please do not shoot the karens.


Why not?  It'd save us all a lot of headache as time goes on
 
2021-09-27 11:47:05 PM  

JRoo: Dick Cheney wanted for critical review.


'Dick Cheney's got a gun' best Jib Jab ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRwb5​j​j8i5A
 
2021-09-27 11:48:31 PM  
That looks a lot more beautiful than the Leeds I know.
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2021-09-28 12:04:10 AM  
Worry not, they are responsible gun owners.
A while back I was hiking the local mountains and I keep hearing gunshots constantly for hours. Eventually I get closer to the noise, and (naively) thinking, I'm sure they have a back stop. So I finally catch up to half a dozen Jethro's and ask them what they're shooting at. "Oh just targets in the trees n stuff". Ok, we're under all sorts of fire restrictions and there's a hiking trail right in their shooting direction. These dumb faking people. Shooting all over the place, leaving their garbage (shells and targets, including refrigerators, tv sets whatever). There ought to be new and very restrictive gun laws in the United States. You have to graduate Kindergarten with at least a D- grade before you get to own an M-16. That would cut down on 90% of gun violence and accidental shootings.
 
2021-09-28 12:21:46 AM  
The Blues Brothers - Shake A Tail Feather
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2021-09-28 12:26:07 AM  
She was bent over harvesting bear urine wearing these

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2021-09-28 12:49:41 AM  
Eh, doesn't surprise me. A Maine hunter will shoot at anything that moves. Or doesn't move. Not only is "I thought it was a deer!" a reasonable defense for manslaughter, the victim is going to be blamed for having the gall to be standing where the hunter wanted to shoot.

This is not hyperbole. This has actually happened. Nobody learned a thing.
 
2021-09-28 12:57:54 AM  
Turkey season is probably the most dangerous hunting season. Unlike deer, you don't have to wear orange, because while turkeys can't smell for crap, they can see far better than their beady little eyes let on. That's why turkey hunters routinely put up blinds. Best practice was to emblazon in and out, and camo up at your stand/blind.

It's strongly recommended, therefore, to always wear orange if you're out and not hunting at all times (September - Thanksgiving, mostly), because Maine woods are dense; it's very easy to never see each other until it's too late.

/Didn't take a lot of shots that would've been fine because I couldn't be sure the shot was safe.
//Pity this hunter did.
 
2021-09-28 1:03:39 AM  

peasandcarrots: Eh, doesn't surprise me. A Maine hunter will shoot at anything that moves. Or doesn't move. Not only is "I thought it was a deer!" a reasonable defense for manslaughter, the victim is going to be blamed for having the gall to be standing where the hunter wanted to shoot.

This is not hyperbole. This has actually happened. Nobody learned a thing.


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[Kevin received a call from] a man from the sheriff's department who told him that there had been a hunting accident and that his son had been shot.

"Son"? Her breasts aren't that big, but come on!
 
2021-09-28 1:13:45 AM  
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2021-09-28 7:13:57 AM  

maxandgrinch: She was bent over harvesting bear urine wearing these

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2021-09-28 7:20:44 AM  
Field and Scream deer huntin
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Was she somebody's mother in law?
 
2021-09-28 11:01:54 AM  

The Third Man: Shot in Leeds?


Who?
 
2021-09-28 11:44:44 AM  

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I had never heard of this somehow so my brain was going "isn't it Todd & Margot in Christmas Vacation?"
 
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