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2021-09-27 6:41:49 PM  
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2021-09-27 9:48:48 PM  
New rule: anyone wishing to gain entry to a school board meeting nationwide is required to inhale a dose of nebulized Haldol.
 
2021-09-27 9:56:51 PM  
We're going to be dealing with these people the rest of our lives.
 
2021-09-27 9:59:16 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We're going to be dealing with these people the rest of our their lives.


FTFY
 
2021-09-27 10:41:26 PM  
How's that 0 tolerance policy on threats working out for you?
 
2021-09-27 10:43:42 PM  
It really does seem like we should probably be taking these threats of murder towards children should be taken a little more seriously....

/ especially when the criminal is recorded doing the crime
 
2021-09-27 10:45:19 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We're going to be dealing with these people the rest of our lives.


That is assuming that we ever get COVID under control and it doesn't just kill us all.
 
2021-09-27 10:45:39 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We're going to be dealing with these people the rest of our lives.


If we killed yellow journalism 100+ years ago once, we can kill it again.

These people are fueled by unbalanced information and outright bullshiat
 
2021-09-27 10:45:51 PM  
I especially like the "you rich govt drones" angle. They only like down to earth everymen like Tucker and Donald!
 
2021-09-27 10:46:07 PM  
/govt drone
 
2021-09-27 10:46:09 PM  

iheartscotch: It really does seem like we should probably be taking these threats of murder towards children should be taken a little more seriously....

/ especially when the criminal is recorded doing the crime


In my defense, I've been drinking.
 
2021-09-27 10:46:43 PM  
So... for how long is she the prime suspect if the school were to happen to burn down?
 
2021-09-27 10:46:50 PM  
There should be consequences for statements like that.
 
2021-09-27 10:47:02 PM  
If a kid can wear a scarf across their nose and mouth in the winter and not pass out and die, a paper or thin cloth mask is a "diaper" that is suffocating them?

Maybe she needs to wear a diaper across her face to catch all the bullshiat that keeps falling out.
 
2021-09-27 10:47:33 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We're going to be dealing with these people the rest of our lives.


*flashlight under chin, spooky voice*

And it turned out, we had already been dealing with them for our entire lives!
 
2021-09-27 10:47:35 PM  
"Pockets full."

I don't know how it works in that community, but my mother served on the local schoolboard for almost a decade. It was difficult, thankless, and unpaid work.
 
2021-09-27 10:48:30 PM  

maniacbastard: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We're going to be dealing with these people the rest of our lives.

If we killed yellow journalism 100+ years ago once, we can kill it again.

These people are fueled by unbalanced information and outright bullshiat


When exactly did we 'kill yellow journalism'?
 
2021-09-27 10:48:53 PM  

vudukungfu: How's that 0 tolerance policy on threats working out for you?


Meanwhile, a kid who goes *pew pew* with finger guns towards a classmate probably gets called to the principal's office/suspended.
 
2021-09-27 10:49:58 PM  

NateAsbestos: I especially like the "you rich govt drones" angle. They only like down to earth everymen like Tucker and Donald!


I still find it amusing that the poster child for coastal elitism, nepotism and bad management is somehow Johnny America.
 
2021-09-27 10:50:08 PM  
Not everyone in Pawnee opposes mask mandates.

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2021-09-27 10:51:01 PM  

emtwo: "Pockets full."



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2021-09-27 10:51:16 PM  
Oh FFS people like this need him be ridiculed

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2021-09-27 10:51:42 PM  
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2021-09-27 10:51:49 PM  
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2021-09-27 10:53:00 PM  

LordJiro: maniacbastard: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We're going to be dealing with these people the rest of our lives.

If we killed yellow journalism 100+ years ago once, we can kill it again.

These people are fueled by unbalanced information and outright bullshiat

When exactly did we 'kill yellow journalism'?


I miss spoke, the fairness doctrine made yellow journalism harder, but that was 1949 not earlier like I thought
 
2021-09-27 10:53:20 PM  
This "woman" should be on a watch list.
 
2021-09-27 10:53:40 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: New rule: anyone wishing to gain entry to a school board meeting nationwide is required to inhale a dose of nebulized Haldol.


I have been on that. I am not a crazy person. Okay, thats a lie. I have been conditioned since childhood to be a monster that will just kill without regret or further thought , just to accomplish the goal.
Now, that said- I want kids safe in schools - I have no children , but I want everyone elses kinder to be as safe as they can , so they can grow up , and hopefully advance society / ciivilisation as we know it. I want to see a large group of young adults take a rocket ride to hell so they can build a damn orbital station . I want to see children think of new ways we can still make things that does not poison our home - that we all have to live in.
Terra is a fishbowl. A semi big one, but it is still an enclosed space. I want kids to learn about that.
I work on being less of a monster every day.
 
2021-09-27 10:54:32 PM  
"Amen I say unto everybody, it's my way or we're burning the entire kingdom to the ground."
~ f**ked up gospel according to republicans
 
2021-09-27 10:54:59 PM  

iheartscotch: iheartscotch: It really does seem like we should probably be taking these threats of murder towards children should be taken a little more seriously....

/ especially when the criminal is recorded doing the crime

In my defense, I've been drinking.


User name...
Got drunk as f at the kid's 22nd birthday Friday.  I fell off my bike while walking it, if you can imagine that.
 
2021-09-27 10:59:19 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: iheartscotch: iheartscotch: It really does seem like we should probably be taking these threats of murder towards children should be taken a little more seriously....

/ especially when the criminal is recorded doing the crime

In my defense, I've been drinking.

User name...
Got drunk as f at the kid's 22nd birthday Friday.  I fell off my bike while walking it, if you can imagine that.


Speaking of usernames ...
 
2021-09-27 10:59:33 PM  
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2021-09-27 11:01:52 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: iheartscotch: iheartscotch: It really does seem like we should probably be taking these threats of murder towards children should be taken a little more seriously....

/ especially when the criminal is recorded doing the crime

In my defense, I've been drinking.

User name...
Got drunk as f at the kid's 22nd birthday Friday.  I fell off my bike while walking it, if you can imagine that.


Hey....at least you did not try to drive.

You'd have probably got the Drunk in Public charge though. Which never made sense to me. "You made the choice to not endanger anyone but yourself, now get punished". F that shiz.
 
2021-09-27 11:02:15 PM  

JustLookin: This "woman" should be on a watch list.


Be careful what you wish for. A parent in an area district here made a list of parents who spoke out against masks. Totally personal thing just so she would know which parents to give extra social distancing to. Somehow an anti-mask school board member got the list, took it to the police, called it a "threat list" and the moms got knocks on their door. It was obviously just an informational thing, but this board member saw it as an opportunity to have the police do his dirty work and "swat" parents who didn't support his anti-mask garbage.

Just remember these people are vicious and horrible and they will threaten your kids and your families, but they only represent 30 percent of the country who doesn't want a mask mandate in schools.
 
2021-09-27 11:03:41 PM  
Patton Oswalt's Star Wars Filibuster (Extended Cut) - Parks and Recreation
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2021-09-27 11:05:00 PM  
For the life of me, I just can't understand why kids are destroying their schools attention right now.  It's not like the adults they take their cues from are ridiculous or anything.

/s
 
2021-09-27 11:05:02 PM  
I was surprised that it didn't ask to speak to the manager ..
 
2021-09-27 11:11:28 PM  
Terrorists threats against a school.

Arrest this biatch.

First figure out if she even has kids in the district. These assholes been going to other districts to raise hell.

Or one of the parents could just shoot her, I would buy them all the beers.
 
2021-09-27 11:11:55 PM  

iheartscotch: It really does seem like we should probably be taking these threats of murder towards children should be taken a little more seriously....

/ especially when the criminal is recorded doing the crime


Gotta watch their kids too.

https://www.abc27.com/news/pennsylvan​i​a/pa-students-charged-in-alleged-plot-​to-attack-school-on-columbine-annivers​ary/
 
2021-09-27 11:13:39 PM  
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school....
 
2021-09-27 11:13:44 PM  

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wow. ty.
 
2021-09-27 11:14:11 PM  

iheartscotch: Billy Bathsalt: iheartscotch: iheartscotch: It really does seem like we should probably be taking these threats of murder towards children should be taken a little more seriously....

/ especially when the criminal is recorded doing the crime

In my defense, I've been drinking.

User name...
Got drunk as f at the kid's 22nd birthday Friday.  I fell off my bike while walking it, if you can imagine that.

Hey....at least you did not try to drive.

You'd have probably got the Drunk in Public charge though. Which never made sense to me. "You made the choice to not endanger anyone but yourself, now get punished". F that shiz.


After that I had the kid drive the bike while I held onto the rear basket like a blind mendicant.
Never drink with an Irish-American from Boston.
 
2021-09-27 11:17:45 PM  
I've never once doubted that there are a lot of stupid people in the world, except maybe when I was still recreationally shiatting myself as a larva, but this past while has convinced me that I may have underestimated the scope of the problem for my whole life.

People like this are dangerous morons. Not all under normal, non-pandemic circumstances, but now that their opportunity is here, they're going miles out of their way to endanger themselves and others, to no potential benefit of even their own self-centered asses. It's like a glacially slow version of a suicide bombing.
 
2021-09-27 11:18:38 PM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We're going to be dealing with these people the rest of our lives.

*flashlight under chin, spooky voice*

And it turned out, we had already been dealing with them for our entire lives!


Maybe the real treasure was the moronic farkwits we had to deal with along the way!
 
2021-09-27 11:21:05 PM  

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2021-09-27 11:24:57 PM  

NateAsbestos: I especially like the "you rich govt drones" angle. They only like down to earth everymen like Tucker and Donald!


teachers being known for their phat salaries and weighty bonuses.

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2021-09-27 11:25:25 PM  

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RexChapman: My gut feeling is that there is no "common ground" with folks who talk like this... https://t.co/ff6naQ6rPx


I would rather watch you die a slow, painful death from covid instead of hurting children.


Die painfully you nazi coont
 
2021-09-27 11:27:09 PM  

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wow. ty.


Chris Pratt and a couple others had to leave because they was going to bust out laughing.
 
2021-09-27 11:27:10 PM  

iheartscotch: Billy Bathsalt: iheartscotch: iheartscotch: It really does seem like we should probably be taking these threats of murder towards children should be taken a little more seriously....

/ especially when the criminal is recorded doing the crime

In my defense, I've been drinking.

User name...
Got drunk as f at the kid's 22nd birthday Friday.  I fell off my bike while walking it, if you can imagine that.

Hey....at least you did not try to drive.

You'd have probably got the Drunk in Public charge though. Which never made sense to me. "You made the choice to not endanger anyone but yourself, now get punished". F that shiz.


While being a lifelong non alcoholic, one day in August while quietly sitting in my house I fell into a 5 day day rough psychotic break where the Kremlin was running the CIA and torturing clowns with experimental weapons.

I'm glad medicine is a thing.

Yet, I don't think this nightmare has finished fizzling out. I still have Kremlin synesthesia. Woman in video seems fed on a diet of Kremlin baloney.
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/simply fell out of reality due to too much stress
//at least I'm not hallucinating the sound of gunshots moving through my neighborhood, I still feel like I was moments ago in a dryer being tumbled
///psychosis will send whatever you're scared of after you as delusions, partially posting just to see if I'm delusional right now
 
2021-09-27 11:29:33 PM  

alienated: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: New rule: anyone wishing to gain entry to a school board meeting nationwide is required to inhale a dose of nebulized Haldol.

I have been on that. I am not a crazy person. Okay, thats a lie. I have been conditioned since childhood to be a monster that will just kill without regret or further thought , just to accomplish the goal.
Now, that said- I want kids safe in schools - I have no children , but I want everyone elses kinder to be as safe as they can , so they can grow up , and hopefully advance society / ciivilisation as we know it. I want to see a large group of young adults take a rocket ride to hell so they can build a damn orbital station . I want to see children think of new ways we can still make things that does not poison our home - that we all have to live in.
Terra is a fishbowl. A semi big one, but it is still an enclosed space. I want kids to learn about that.
I work on being less of a monster every day.


you presents an intriguing dichotomy
 
2021-09-27 11:31:41 PM  

stubbornrose: For the life of me, I just can't understand why kids are destroying their schools attention right now.  It's not like the adults they take their cues from are ridiculous or anything.

/s


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The kids are alright.
 
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