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(Fox News)   In the latest bat-shiat insane speculative article about Brian Laundrie, we get a psychotherapist telling us that social media posts of images of werewolves and demons proves someone is a monster   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2021-09-27 5:01:28 PM  
45 votes:
And the ultimate antisocial act, he said, would be killing someone.

And here I thought the ultimate antisocial act was registering a Fark account.
 
2021-09-27 6:36:54 PM  
23 votes:
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2021-09-27 5:21:09 PM  
18 votes:
Wait until they hear that he listened to 80s metal albums backwards.
 
2021-09-27 5:16:28 PM  
14 votes:
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2021-09-27 5:21:12 PM  
11 votes:
Oh man, I am so tempted to show my Facebook page to that psychotherapist. All my D&D posts will cause her head to explode!
 
2021-09-27 6:22:06 PM  
9 votes:

Wolf892: What if, and hear me out, what if he's actually a werewolf?

Just think, while out on their road trips one night their van hits a "dog."
Laundrie gets out to see if he can help the dog out or check if it's even alive.
That's when it jumps up, bites him and then runs off into the woods under the cover of a pale moon.
Accidentally killing the closest person to you during your first turn in just classic werewolf 101. And, if he's been cursed by a gypsy he was doomed to kill whom he loved the most in the world, that being his gf.

Now, he's fully transitioned into a werewolf. He's had his first kill, he's acclimatized to the heightened senses and strength the curse has bestowed upon him and he's trying to make his way deeper and deeper into the woods before the next full moon.

If you want to find laundrie, then follow the corpses of torn up deer, elk, coyotes... They'll lead you deeper into the darkness of the forest where the werewolf lurks.


I read this & just howled, HOWLED, with laughter
 
2021-09-27 6:43:02 PM  
9 votes:
To be clear, that's only a joke.  Please don't call the poli...

Be right back, someone's at the door and they sound angry.
 
2021-09-27 5:21:18 PM  
7 votes:

wingnut396: Why are we supposed to care about this?  Doesn't Nancy Grace, the OG Karen, have enough money?


The "White Woman In Trouble" alarm went off. All the dim-WWITs are circling.
 
2021-09-27 5:53:15 PM  
6 votes:
God only knows what that crazy witch would think about some of Matty's wilder posts.
 
2021-09-27 9:02:55 PM  
5 votes:
Why do we farking care?

Oh, right, dead attractive white woman.

Carry on, racist incels.
 
2021-09-27 5:31:38 PM  
4 votes:

Gordon Bennett: And the ultimate antisocial act, he said, would be killing someone.

And here I thought the ultimate antisocial act was registering a Fark account.


The funny thing is the Fark community is probably one of the most functional on the internet.
 
2021-09-27 5:35:22 PM  
4 votes:

thehellisthis: I heard he eats bread.


Hitler ate bread.  Checkmate.
 
2021-09-27 6:06:02 PM  
4 votes:
When Laundrie disappeared from his parents' house last week, he left his phone and wallet behind when he vanished, leading Kelly to believe he's on the run with no intention of being found. Often when people go off the harm themselves, he said, they bring their phones so their remains can be found. But for that same reason, a phone would be a liability for someone on the run.
"Usually, to me, that means somebody that wants to be on the run and travel under the radar and then if he's stopped by the cops, he can give them a fake name," he said. "He has no ID on him, they can't readily know who he is."


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Even Ric Romero would be staring at this guy saying "Gosh, ya think?"
 
2021-09-27 6:46:54 PM  
4 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: To be clear, that's only a joke.  Please don't call the poli...

Be right back, someone's at the door and they sound angry.


Username earns this:
🎶Who can it be now🎵
 
2021-09-27 6:48:37 PM  
4 votes:
Well, his hair is perfect.
 
2021-09-28 12:52:00 AM  
4 votes:

dittybopper: Why do we farking care?

Oh, right, dead attractive white woman.

Carry on, racist incels.


Are you sad he didn't shoot her so you could  wow us with pedantry on firearm arcanery, dear?
 
2021-09-27 5:22:56 PM  
3 votes:

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wtf is even happening there? Are they having someone toss a live grenade while a bunch of people gather around to watch? That seems remarkably stupid. Then said person throws it... damn near backwards? That's all I can think of to explain the reaction.
 
2021-09-27 5:32:27 PM  
3 votes:
Ok, well then my Fark posting history means I'm a crackerjack surgeon in a Korean War Army Hospital.

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2021-09-27 7:03:31 PM  
3 votes:

Fano: [i.redd.it image 850x447]


I laughed so hard a 2 year old sitting on my chest fell off and cried.
 
2021-09-27 11:38:10 PM  
3 votes:
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2021-09-27 5:30:58 PM  
2 votes:
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Oh sorry, I meant:
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2021-09-27 5:32:47 PM  
2 votes:

FormlessOne: wingnut396: Why are we supposed to care about this?  Doesn't Nancy Grace, the OG Karen, have enough money?

The "White Woman In Trouble" alarm went off. All the dim-WWITs are circling.


And new theories today that he may have murdered 2 other white women at a campsite.

Mind the OnAir Karen splosh zone.
 
2021-09-27 6:40:34 PM  
2 votes:

Gordon Bennett: And the ultimate antisocial act, he said, would be killing someone.

And here I thought the ultimate antisocial act was registering a Fark account.


Well, I guess I have to go kill someone.  I thought I'd managed to skip over that and jump right to the top of the anti social ladder.

Be right back.
 
2021-09-27 6:52:30 PM  
2 votes:
No!  You can't arrest me!  Gold fringe!  Navel law!  Legal person!

Oh, is that a Taser?  I've never seen one bef- Aaaaaa. Gurgle.
 
2021-09-27 5:18:06 PM  
1 vote:
I can tell you with a degree of certainty that that Laundrie fellow also doesn't like snow peas.

/  that degree is zero
// also, what sort of monster *doesn't* like snow peas?
 
2021-09-27 5:18:52 PM  
1 vote:
Well yeah, that's just science. Newton proved that centuries ago.
 
2021-09-27 5:27:57 PM  
1 vote:
The People's Court - Saturday Night Live
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So if I'm posting videos making fun of the devil, what does that mean?
 
2021-09-27 5:34:11 PM  
1 vote:
I heard he eats bread.
 
2021-09-27 5:49:29 PM  
1 vote:

OkieDookie: Wait until they hear that he listened to 80s metal albums backwards.


Subby here. My tie-in was going to be how Cameron Todd Willingham basically got sentenced to death because he had some Iron Maiden posters on the wall of his bedroom. I'm pretty sure the West Memphis Three also got railroaded with some kind of blame on devil worship based on music tastes.
 
2021-09-27 6:50:26 PM  
1 vote:

get real: hammettman: FormlessOne: wingnut396: Why are we supposed to care about this?  Doesn't Nancy Grace, the OG Karen, have enough money?

The "White Woman In Trouble" alarm went off. All the dim-WWITs are circling.

And new theories today that he may have murdered 2 other white women at a campsite.

Mind the OnAir Karen splosh zone.

Nope, that has been ruled out


Authorities rule out link between Gabby Petito case, couple killed in Moab
https://www.sltrib.com/news/2021/09/17​/authorities-rule-out-link/
 
2021-09-27 8:15:20 PM  
1 vote:

inglixthemad: parasol: inglixthemad: Anyone have the over/under on him committing suicide because he can't face the consequences?

My husband cruised through the living room when the national news was on and said:

"Oh, sure. Death by sawgrass"

If he thought roughing it was the better alternative to an attorney and a white guy convoluted story of self defense or insanity or accident with time served, he's too stupid to commit suicide.

Problem being she's pretty white girl and he was an idiot. He might've been able to pull that off easily if he had lawyered up and put the video of police stop front and center, but now he's done the running thing. That makes him look guilty no matter what, so now he's left with either face the consequences, which will be less because he's all white, but you're still talking prison. The alternative is:

While speaking with Fox News Digital, Alan McEwen, a cattle rancher in Florida that has spent the past 30 years exploring the Carlton Reserve, said, "There's no surviving out here, I don't know how to say it."

McEwen continued, "Anything dead you find in the woods, you're gonna look up, you're gonna see buzzards flying like crazy...No buzzards, no body is my theory. And I haven't seen any buzzards flying," according to Fox News Digital.

The third choice is running, but he looks like he won't last long that way either really.


He could have dove into a alligator.
 
2021-09-27 9:16:25 PM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: Why do we farking care?

Oh, right, dead attractive white woman.

Carry on, racist incels.


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2021-09-27 9:39:00 PM  
1 vote:
I ain't reading Fox News bull crap failmitter.
 
2021-09-27 10:12:41 PM  
1 vote:

inglixthemad: parasol: inglixthemad: Anyone have the over/under on him committing suicide because he can't face the consequences?

My husband cruised through the living room when the national news was on and said:

"Oh, sure. Death by sawgrass"

If he thought roughing it was the better alternative to an attorney and a white guy convoluted story of self defense or insanity or accident with time served, he's too stupid to commit suicide.

Problem being she's pretty white girl and he was an idiot. He might've been able to pull that off easily if he had lawyered up and put the video of police stop front and center, but now he's done the running thing. That makes him look guilty no matter what, so now he's left with either face the consequences, which will be less because he's all white, but you're still talking prison. The alternative is:

While speaking with Fox News Digital, Alan McEwen, a cattle rancher in Florida that has spent the past 30 years exploring the Carlton Reserve, said, "There's no surviving out here, I don't know how to say it."

McEwen continued, "Anything dead you find in the woods, you're gonna look up, you're gonna see buzzards flying like crazy...No buzzards, no body is my theory. And I haven't seen any buzzards flying," according to Fox News Digital.

The third choice is running, but he looks like he won't last long that way either really.


I think he's left the country.  The dumbass barneys gave him a 3-day head start and then his mom sent them on a wild goose chase to the swamp for another week or two, plenty of time to make it out of the country.  He could be anywhere.  He could be in freakin' Alaska, for all we know.
 
2021-09-28 2:20:07 AM  
1 vote:

bigdog1960: wax_on: Wait, wasn't she hitting him in at least one of the accounts?

Doesn't excuse murder. Likely both were batshiat but she didn't murder him.


There is no proof that he murdered her either. There are many ways she could have died that wouldn't have directly involved him. Maybe they split up at some point and someone else murdered her. Who knows?

Certainly what has been reported looks bad but we still have 'innocent until proven guilty' around here.
 
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