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(Fox News)   In the latest bat-shiat insane speculative article about Brian Laundrie, we get a psychotherapist telling us that social media posts of images of werewolves and demons proves someone is a monster   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2021-09-27 5:14:55 PM  
13 votes:
Why are we supposed to care about this?  Doesn't Nancy Grace, the OG Karen, have enough money?
 
2021-09-27 5:30:58 PM  
9 votes:

inglixthemad: Anyone have the over/under on him committing suicide because he can't face the consequences?


My husband cruised through the living room when the national news was on and said:

"Oh, sure. Death by sawgrass"

If he thought roughing it was the better alternative to an attorney and a white guy convoluted story of self defense or insanity or accident with time served, he's too stupid to commit suicide.
 
2021-09-27 5:31:38 PM  
8 votes:

Gordon Bennett: And the ultimate antisocial act, he said, would be killing someone.

And here I thought the ultimate antisocial act was registering a Fark account.


The funny thing is the Fark community is probably one of the most functional on the internet.
 
2021-09-27 5:35:22 PM  
8 votes:

thehellisthis: I heard he eats bread.


Hitler ate bread.  Checkmate.
 
2021-09-27 6:08:49 PM  
8 votes:

inglixthemad: parasol: inglixthemad: Anyone have the over/under on him committing suicide because he can't face the consequences?

My husband cruised through the living room when the national news was on and said:

"Oh, sure. Death by sawgrass"

If he thought roughing it was the better alternative to an attorney and a white guy convoluted story of self defense or insanity or accident with time served, he's too stupid to commit suicide.

Problem being she's pretty white girl and he was an idiot. He might've been able to pull that off easily if he had lawyered up and put the video of police stop front and center, but now he's done the running thing. That makes him look guilty no matter what, so now he's left with either face the consequences, which will be less because he's all white, but you're still talking prison. The alternative is:

While speaking with Fox News Digital, Alan McEwen, a cattle rancher in Florida that has spent the past 30 years exploring the Carlton Reserve, said, "There's no surviving out here, I don't know how to say it."

McEwen continued, "Anything dead you find in the woods, you're gonna look up, you're gonna see buzzards flying like crazy...No buzzards, no body is my theory. And I haven't seen any buzzards flying," according to Fox News Digital.

The third choice is running, but he looks like he won't last long that way either really.


It depends.

We like to talk shiat about the wetlands of Fl. They are, well, icky and dangerous but this guy knew that.
With a headstart and some basic smarts about it a person could head out into the area but end up in Vegas in dry clothes.

I heard he left his wallet and phone behind and that peaked my ears. "He's running".

I also doubt suicide because that's a dumb ass way to go about it. Nobody suicides by wading through swamps.

Five dollars says he's nowhere near the area and hooked a ride North almost immediately after kissing "I know nothing" Mom good bye.

She should have dropped a dime on his a** and saved the state the money to look where he isn't.
 
2021-09-27 5:20:13 PM  
7 votes:
I can't imagine that any psychotherapist worth their couch would say "I think he's a coward on the run" in public, even in a misguided attempt to taunt a suspect into the open. But, then again, John Kelly is a retired TEEVEE "criminal profiler," so I'm sure he's looking for a few SEO hits...
 
2021-09-27 5:18:06 PM  
6 votes:
I can tell you with a degree of certainty that that Laundrie fellow also doesn't like snow peas.

/  that degree is zero
// also, what sort of monster *doesn't* like snow peas?
 
2021-09-27 5:29:45 PM  
6 votes:
It's a TV show, folks. It's about exploitation for ratings. If it's not apparent now, Lourde help you.
 
2021-09-27 7:28:53 PM  
6 votes:

patrick767: aungen: [Fark user image 320x246] [View Full Size image _x_]

wtf is even happening there? Are they having someone toss a live grenade while a bunch of people gather around to watch? That seems remarkably stupid. Then said person throws it... damn near backwards? That's all I can think of to explain the reaction.


You would be surprised at the number of people for whom throwing is a foreign concept.
 
2021-09-27 5:17:39 PM  
5 votes:
Wait, wasn't she hitting him in at least one of the accounts?
 
2021-09-27 5:21:18 PM  
5 votes:

wingnut396: Why are we supposed to care about this?  Doesn't Nancy Grace, the OG Karen, have enough money?


The "White Woman In Trouble" alarm went off. All the dim-WWITs are circling.
 
2021-09-27 5:49:29 PM  
5 votes:

OkieDookie: Wait until they hear that he listened to 80s metal albums backwards.


Subby here. My tie-in was going to be how Cameron Todd Willingham basically got sentenced to death because he had some Iron Maiden posters on the wall of his bedroom. I'm pretty sure the West Memphis Three also got railroaded with some kind of blame on devil worship based on music tastes.
 
2021-09-27 6:24:50 PM  
4 votes:

Wolf892: What if, and hear me out, what if he's actually a werewolf?

Just think, while out on their road trips one night their van hits a "dog."
Laundrie gets out to see if he can help the dog out or check if it's even alive.
That's when it jumps up, bites him and then runs off into the woods under the cover of a pale moon.
Accidentally killing the closest person to you during your first turn in just classic werewolf 101. And, if he's been cursed by a gypsy he was doomed to kill whom he loved the most in the world, that being his gf.

Now, he's fully transitioned into a werewolf. He's had his first kill, he's acclimatized to the heightened senses and strength the curse has bestowed upon him and he's trying to make his way deeper and deeper into the woods before the next full moon.

If you want to find laundrie, then follow the corpses of torn up deer, elk, coyotes... They'll lead you deeper into the darkness of the forest where the werewolf lurks.


Write all that up in a slightly more scholarly fashion, and the "expert" from TFA might buy into it completely.
 
2021-09-27 5:22:56 PM  
3 votes:

aungen: [Fark user image 320x246] [View Full Size image _x_]


wtf is even happening there? Are they having someone toss a live grenade while a bunch of people gather around to watch? That seems remarkably stupid. Then said person throws it... damn near backwards? That's all I can think of to explain the reaction.
 
2021-09-27 5:34:11 PM  
3 votes:
I heard he eats bread.
 
2021-09-27 9:39:00 PM  
3 votes:
I ain't reading Fox News bull crap failmitter.
 
2021-09-27 5:01:28 PM  
2 votes:
And the ultimate antisocial act, he said, would be killing someone.

And here I thought the ultimate antisocial act was registering a Fark account.
 
2021-09-27 5:19:39 PM  
2 votes:

BenSaw2: I can tell you with a degree of certainty that that Laundrie fellow also doesn't like snow peas.

/  that degree is zero
// also, what sort of monster *doesn't* like snow peas?


One's whose parents feed them only chicken nuggets, hot dogs, and Mac and Cheese. And lots of catsup.
 
2021-09-27 5:30:58 PM  
2 votes:
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Oh sorry, I meant:
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2021-09-27 7:27:19 PM  
2 votes:
Right now I'm hoping they find his b*tch-ass soon and that he confesses, just so that we might have a chance of finally getting him out of the news.

/Who am I kidding, even then it'll be all "what color boxers was he wearing when he killed Gabby?"
 
2021-09-27 7:29:25 PM  
2 votes:

LurkerSupreme: Right now I'm hoping they find his b*tch-ass soon and that he confesses, just so that we might have a chance of finally getting him out of the news.

/Who am I kidding, even then it'll be all "what color boxers was he wearing when he killed Gabby?"


And do not forget the movie that will come out of this story.
 
2021-09-27 8:07:59 PM  
2 votes:

wax_on: Wait, wasn't she hitting him in at least one of the accounts?


Doesn't excuse murder. Likely both were batshiat but she didn't murder him.
 
2021-09-27 5:21:12 PM  
1 vote:
Oh man, I am so tempted to show my Facebook page to that psychotherapist. All my D&D posts will cause her head to explode!
 
2021-09-27 5:24:16 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone have the over/under on him committing suicide because he can't face the consequences?
 
2021-09-27 5:32:47 PM  
1 vote:

FormlessOne: wingnut396: Why are we supposed to care about this?  Doesn't Nancy Grace, the OG Karen, have enough money?

The "White Woman In Trouble" alarm went off. All the dim-WWITs are circling.


And new theories today that he may have murdered 2 other white women at a campsite.

Mind the OnAir Karen splosh zone.
 
2021-09-27 6:06:02 PM  
1 vote:
When Laundrie disappeared from his parents' house last week, he left his phone and wallet behind when he vanished, leading Kelly to believe he's on the run with no intention of being found. Often when people go off the harm themselves, he said, they bring their phones so their remains can be found. But for that same reason, a phone would be a liability for someone on the run.
"Usually, to me, that means somebody that wants to be on the run and travel under the radar and then if he's stopped by the cops, he can give them a fake name," he said. "He has no ID on him, they can't readily know who he is."


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Even Ric Romero would be staring at this guy saying "Gosh, ya think?"
 
2021-09-27 6:46:54 PM  
1 vote:

I May Be Crazy But...: To be clear, that's only a joke.  Please don't call the poli...

Be right back, someone's at the door and they sound angry.


Username earns this:
🎶Who can it be now🎵
 
2021-09-27 7:03:13 PM  
1 vote:
Another concerning aspect Kelly saw in Laundrie's social media postings is the artwork he shared to Instagram - images of demons, werewolves and other monstrosities.
"I see a projection of himself in his art, where he understands to some point that he has this monster inside of him, or he is a monster," Kelly said. "And this monster may have come out."


OOOOOOOOOOOR...he's just a really big fan of Magic: The Gathering's newest set:

Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Official Cinematic - Magic: The Gathering
Youtube LQi3raUki7s


/glad they're going back to what made Innistrad's lore so great
//seriously, fark Eldrazi and fark Zendikar, why they had to include one of those shiatters in the previous Innistrad set I'll never know
 
2021-09-27 7:41:57 PM  
1 vote:

wax_on: Wait, wasn't she hitting him in at least one of the accounts?


i've only seen that on fark, everything else i've seen has the people who called the police in utah did it because they saw him hitting her.
 
2021-09-27 7:42:07 PM  
1 vote:
Fact: people who post disturbing pictures of squirrel testicles are complete pervs.
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// wait
 
2021-09-28 12:49:48 AM  
1 vote:

Mock26: LurkerSupreme: Right now I'm hoping they find his b*tch-ass soon and that he confesses, just so that we might have a chance of finally getting him out of the news.

/Who am I kidding, even then it'll be all "what color boxers was he wearing when he killed Gabby?"

And do not forget the movie that will come out of this story.


Now on Lifetime....
 
2021-09-28 12:52:00 AM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: Why do we farking care?

Oh, right, dead attractive white woman.

Carry on, racist incels.


Are you sad he didn't shoot her so you could  wow us with pedantry on firearm arcanery, dear?
 
2021-09-28 8:56:39 AM  
1 vote:

wax_on: bigdog1960: wax_on: Wait, wasn't she hitting him in at least one of the accounts?

Doesn't excuse murder. Likely both were batshiat but she didn't murder him.

There is no proof that he murdered her either. There are many ways she could have died that wouldn't have directly involved him. Maybe they split up at some point and someone else murdered her. Who knows?

Certainly what has been reported looks bad but we still have 'innocent until proven guilty'


The best case scenario for him at this point is that it was an accident (his fault or not, doesn't matter) and he is a world class idiot, running off and using her debit cards, and not even reporting her missing and refusing to come forward and even hiding rather than lawyering up when they find the body.

I don't know that he killed her, no.  But I do know that he is behaving consistently with someone who killed her.  And there's not anything wrong with pointing that out.  If I ended up on a jury, I'd listen attentively to his side of the story as would be my duty.  Right now, he's not offering it, and Im under no such obligation.
 
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