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(Fox News)   In the latest bat-shiat insane speculative article about Brian Laundrie, we get a psychotherapist telling us that social media posts of images of werewolves and demons proves someone is a monster   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2021-09-27 8:15:20 PM  

inglixthemad: parasol: inglixthemad: Anyone have the over/under on him committing suicide because he can't face the consequences?

My husband cruised through the living room when the national news was on and said:

"Oh, sure. Death by sawgrass"

If he thought roughing it was the better alternative to an attorney and a white guy convoluted story of self defense or insanity or accident with time served, he's too stupid to commit suicide.

Problem being she's pretty white girl and he was an idiot. He might've been able to pull that off easily if he had lawyered up and put the video of police stop front and center, but now he's done the running thing. That makes him look guilty no matter what, so now he's left with either face the consequences, which will be less because he's all white, but you're still talking prison. The alternative is:

While speaking with Fox News Digital, Alan McEwen, a cattle rancher in Florida that has spent the past 30 years exploring the Carlton Reserve, said, "There's no surviving out here, I don't know how to say it."

McEwen continued, "Anything dead you find in the woods, you're gonna look up, you're gonna see buzzards flying like crazy...No buzzards, no body is my theory. And I haven't seen any buzzards flying," according to Fox News Digital.

The third choice is running, but he looks like he won't last long that way either really.


He could have dove into a alligator.
 
2021-09-27 8:48:45 PM  

parasol: inglixthemad: parasol: inglixthemad: Anyone have the over/under on him committing suicide because he can't face the consequences?

My husband cruised through the living room when the national news was on and said:

"Oh, sure. Death by sawgrass"

If he thought roughing it was the better alternative to an attorney and a white guy convoluted story of self defense or insanity or accident with time served, he's too stupid to commit suicide.

Problem being she's pretty white girl and he was an idiot. He might've been able to pull that off easily if he had lawyered up and put the video of police stop front and center, but now he's done the running thing. That makes him look guilty no matter what, so now he's left with either face the consequences, which will be less because he's all white, but you're still talking prison. The alternative is:

While speaking with Fox News Digital, Alan McEwen, a cattle rancher in Florida that has spent the past 30 years exploring the Carlton Reserve, said, "There's no surviving out here, I don't know how to say it."

McEwen continued, "Anything dead you find in the woods, you're gonna look up, you're gonna see buzzards flying like crazy...No buzzards, no body is my theory. And I haven't seen any buzzards flying," according to Fox News Digital.

The third choice is running, but he looks like he won't last long that way either really.

It depends.

We like to talk shiat about the wetlands of Fl. They are, well, icky and dangerous but this guy knew that.
With a headstart and some basic smarts about it a person could head out into the area but end up in Vegas in dry clothes.

I heard he left his wallet and phone behind and that peaked my ears. "He's running".

I also doubt suicide because that's a dumb ass way to go about it. Nobody suicides by wading through swamps.

Five dollars says he's nowhere near the area and hooked a ride North almost immediately after kissing "I know nothing" Mom good bye.

She should have dropped a dime on his a** and ...


Are they my clothes?
 
2021-09-27 9:02:55 PM  
Why do we farking care?

Oh, right, dead attractive white woman.

Carry on, racist incels.
 
2021-09-27 9:16:25 PM  

dittybopper: Why do we farking care?

Oh, right, dead attractive white woman.

Carry on, racist incels.


c.tenor.com
 
2021-09-27 9:39:00 PM  
I ain't reading Fox News bull crap failmitter.
 
2021-09-27 10:12:41 PM  

inglixthemad: parasol: inglixthemad: Anyone have the over/under on him committing suicide because he can't face the consequences?

My husband cruised through the living room when the national news was on and said:

"Oh, sure. Death by sawgrass"

If he thought roughing it was the better alternative to an attorney and a white guy convoluted story of self defense or insanity or accident with time served, he's too stupid to commit suicide.

Problem being she's pretty white girl and he was an idiot. He might've been able to pull that off easily if he had lawyered up and put the video of police stop front and center, but now he's done the running thing. That makes him look guilty no matter what, so now he's left with either face the consequences, which will be less because he's all white, but you're still talking prison. The alternative is:

While speaking with Fox News Digital, Alan McEwen, a cattle rancher in Florida that has spent the past 30 years exploring the Carlton Reserve, said, "There's no surviving out here, I don't know how to say it."

McEwen continued, "Anything dead you find in the woods, you're gonna look up, you're gonna see buzzards flying like crazy...No buzzards, no body is my theory. And I haven't seen any buzzards flying," according to Fox News Digital.

The third choice is running, but he looks like he won't last long that way either really.


I think he's left the country.  The dumbass barneys gave him a 3-day head start and then his mom sent them on a wild goose chase to the swamp for another week or two, plenty of time to make it out of the country.  He could be anywhere.  He could be in freakin' Alaska, for all we know.
 
2021-09-27 11:38:10 PM  
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2021-09-27 11:38:38 PM  
/sorry, but he probably has run that far.
 
2021-09-28 12:28:46 AM  
Is "criminal profiler" a serious thing or one of those things where they've got nothing for a long time so they call them in because they have nothing left to try?
 
2021-09-28 12:49:48 AM  

Mock26: LurkerSupreme: Right now I'm hoping they find his b*tch-ass soon and that he confesses, just so that we might have a chance of finally getting him out of the news.

/Who am I kidding, even then it'll be all "what color boxers was he wearing when he killed Gabby?"

And do not forget the movie that will come out of this story.


Now on Lifetime....
 
2021-09-28 12:52:00 AM  

dittybopper: Why do we farking care?

Oh, right, dead attractive white woman.

Carry on, racist incels.


Are you sad he didn't shoot her so you could  wow us with pedantry on firearm arcanery, dear?
 
2021-09-28 12:53:41 AM  
Don't worry. Dog the bounty hunter is hot on the trail.

Seriously.
 
2021-09-28 1:02:13 AM  

DOCTORD000M: Is "criminal profiler" a serious thing or one of those things where they've got nothing for a long time so they call them in because they have nothing left to try?


it's kind of both.  some of them do try to be objective and data-minded about it; some are glorified psychics.
 
2021-09-28 2:20:07 AM  

bigdog1960: wax_on: Wait, wasn't she hitting him in at least one of the accounts?

Doesn't excuse murder. Likely both were batshiat but she didn't murder him.


There is no proof that he murdered her either. There are many ways she could have died that wouldn't have directly involved him. Maybe they split up at some point and someone else murdered her. Who knows?

Certainly what has been reported looks bad but we still have 'innocent until proven guilty' around here.
 
2021-09-28 2:51:41 AM  

wax_on: bigdog1960: wax_on: Wait, wasn't she hitting him in at least one of the accounts?

Doesn't excuse murder. Likely both were batshiat but she didn't murder him.

There is no proof that he murdered her either. There are many ways she could have died that wouldn't have directly involved him. Maybe they split up at some point and someone else murdered her. Who knows?

Certainly what has been reported looks bad but we still have 'innocent until proven guilty' around here.


It would be pretty funny if both of them were murdered by a third party, wouldn't it?
 
2021-09-28 8:56:39 AM  

wax_on: bigdog1960: wax_on: Wait, wasn't she hitting him in at least one of the accounts?

Doesn't excuse murder. Likely both were batshiat but she didn't murder him.

There is no proof that he murdered her either. There are many ways she could have died that wouldn't have directly involved him. Maybe they split up at some point and someone else murdered her. Who knows?

Certainly what has been reported looks bad but we still have 'innocent until proven guilty'


The best case scenario for him at this point is that it was an accident (his fault or not, doesn't matter) and he is a world class idiot, running off and using her debit cards, and not even reporting her missing and refusing to come forward and even hiding rather than lawyering up when they find the body.

I don't know that he killed her, no.  But I do know that he is behaving consistently with someone who killed her.  And there's not anything wrong with pointing that out.  If I ended up on a jury, I'd listen attentively to his side of the story as would be my duty.  Right now, he's not offering it, and Im under no such obligation.
 
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