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(Yahoo)   Actor Jake Gyllenhaal, on rumors that he doesn't bathe: "I've never been accused of being smelly." Sounds suspiciously like something a smelly celebrity might say   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-09-27 4:09:32 PM  
Does his sister shower though, and can we have pictures as proof? Or perhaps a sequel to Secretary?
 
2021-09-27 4:14:03 PM  
Dude kills it in everything I've seen him in. Seeing as how I am not currently and will not in the future make the attempt at sleeping with him, he can do whatever he damn well pleases in my book.
 
2021-09-27 4:17:10 PM  

replacementcool: Does his sister shower though, and can we have pictures as proof? Or perhaps a sequel to Secretary?


Here you go...

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2021-09-27 4:17:47 PM  
The Fast Show - I'm not pissed -2- You smell nice!
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2021-09-27 4:21:40 PM  

carnifex2005: replacementcool: Does his sister shower though, and can we have pictures as proof? Or perhaps a sequel to Secretary?

Here you go...

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i don't think you know what maggie gyllenhaal looks like.
 
2021-09-27 4:24:31 PM  

replacementcool: carnifex2005: replacementcool: Does his sister shower though, and can we have pictures as proof? Or perhaps a sequel to Secretary?

Here you go...

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i don't think you know what maggie gyllenhaal looks like.


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2021-09-27 4:25:03 PM  

LewDux: replacementcool: carnifex2005: replacementcool: Does his sister shower though, and can we have pictures as proof? Or perhaps a sequel to Secretary?

Here you go...

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i don't think you know what maggie gyllenhaal looks like.

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pretty sure that's a toilet brush.
 
2021-09-27 4:26:33 PM  
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2021-09-27 4:28:12 PM  

replacementcool: LewDux: replacementcool: carnifex2005: replacementcool: Does his sister shower though, and can we have pictures as proof? Or perhaps a sequel to Secretary?

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i don't think you know what maggie gyllenhaal looks like.

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pretty sure that's a toilet brush.


No, it's maggie
 
2021-09-27 4:30:20 PM  

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That's one of those oddly shortened GIFs that would work better as a still image.
 
2021-09-27 4:35:34 PM  

WoodyHayes: Dude kills it in everything I've seen him in. Seeing as how I am not currently and will not in the future make the attempt at sleeping with him, he can do whatever he damn well pleases in my book.


He should've gotten an Oscar nod for Nightcrawler. So farking creepy.
 
2021-09-27 4:39:21 PM  

replacementcool: i don't think you know what maggie gyllenhaal looks like.


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2021-09-27 4:49:33 PM  
Meh, still my favorite actor. The man went from Bubbleboy to Nightcrawler.
 
2021-09-27 4:50:28 PM  
Well, he looked kinda greasy in Nightcrawler.
 
2021-09-27 4:52:52 PM  
I guess this explains the Prada ad.
 
2021-09-27 5:01:47 PM  
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2021-09-27 5:25:36 PM  
Or you could just wash your ass in your rich person shower that probably seats 20 people.
 
2021-09-27 5:36:51 PM  
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2021-09-27 5:42:08 PM  

Coach McGirk: I guess this explains the Prada ad.


That's a stupid ad. Everybody knows Maggie has the sailing chops.
 
2021-09-27 5:47:18 PM  
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2021-09-27 6:04:29 PM  
If you answer "'I've never been accused of being smelly'" when someone says, I hear you don't bathe, I think you've answered the question.
 
2021-09-27 6:11:32 PM  
I love random rumors like this.
Alcohol and drugs and gambling and womanizing are old and boring.

Tell me about the celebrity who doesn't bathe.
I think I heard a similar story about Michael Stipe.
Tony Danza cuts in line?
Howie Mandel has a germ OCD?
Marilu Henner remembers every single day of her life?

Way better stories.
 
2021-09-27 6:22:34 PM  

WoodyHayes: Dude kills it in everything I've seen him in. Seeing as how I am not currently and will not in the future make the attempt at sleeping with him, he can do whatever he damn well pleases in my book.


This.  he's kind of like leo or brad pitt in that you could spend an hour going "yes, that movie! oh, and that too!".

those three right there, generational talent.
 
2021-09-27 6:23:11 PM  

Macfine: If you answer "'I've never been accused of being smelly'" when someone says, I hear you don't bathe, I think you've answered the question.


Well, yeah. The only acceptable answer is "of course I bathe." Anything else is mental gymnastics to rationalize your lack of bathing.
 
2021-09-27 6:25:31 PM  
Not a huge fan, but I respect that he takes on challenging roles, despite having a pretty face.  Prince of Persia was the only 'money grab' role i can think of, off-hand.   He's a 1000x more interesting than Tobey McGuire.
 
2021-09-27 6:28:41 PM  

T.rex: He's a 1000x more interesting than Tobey McGuire.


True, but so is my dog. And I'll be able to prove that by 2024. The law of averages and the number of reboots strongly indicates he'll be the next Spider-Man by then.

Half man! Half spider! All dog! Coming soon!
 
2021-09-27 6:35:52 PM  
In 50 years, Hollywood went from Cary Grant and Gregory Peck to a man who can't be bothered to take a damn shower on a regular basis.
 
2021-09-27 6:41:50 PM  

T.rex: Not a huge fan, but I respect that he takes on challenging roles, despite having a pretty face.  Prince of Persia was the only 'money grab' role i can think of, off-hand.   He's a 1000x more interesting than Tobey McGuire.


Nightcrawler was so good it surprised me. He carried the whole movie as a petty sociopath.
 
2021-09-27 6:43:19 PM  
stoli n coke:

Well Carey liked the bathhouses
 
2021-09-27 7:05:12 PM  
Go sark a fark, subby.

/had to make it rhyme with the filter
 
2021-09-27 7:31:42 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: Urge to rewarch Source Code increasing


Sigh. And I'm spent.

It's a good movie.
 
2021-09-27 7:36:18 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: Urge to rewarch Source Code increasing


If only for the scenes with Michelle Monaghan. Yes.
 
2021-09-27 7:41:06 PM  

WoodyHayes: Dude kills it in everything I've seen him in. Seeing as how I am not currently and will not in the future make the attempt at sleeping with him, he can do whatever he damn well pleases in my book.


He seemed to kinda bottom out in that Brockback MT movie though. Ledger seemed at the top of his game, but Jake definitely came out on the bottom in that one.
 
2021-09-27 8:01:50 PM  

ununcle: WoodyHayes: Dude kills it in everything I've seen him in. Seeing as how I am not currently and will not in the future make the attempt at sleeping with him, he can do whatever he damn well pleases in my book.

He seemed to kinda bottom out in that Brockback MT movie though. Ledger seemed at the top of his game, but Jake definitely came out on the bottom in that one.


Norm MacDonald On Broke Back Mountain - HILARIOUS!!!
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They told me it was a western!
 
2021-09-27 8:16:33 PM  
I like him as an actor, but I could see him being the kind of guy who rarely bathes.
 
2021-09-27 8:20:15 PM  
The thing I respect about Jake Gyllenhaal is when said in an interview that he still has no idea exactly what Donnie Darko is about.
 
2021-09-27 8:24:59 PM  
"I don't stink."

- A person who stinks
 
2021-09-27 8:32:12 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Tony Danza cuts in line?


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2021-09-27 8:36:37 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: WoodyHayes: Dude kills it in everything I've seen him in. Seeing as how I am not currently and will not in the future make the attempt at sleeping with him, he can do whatever he damn well pleases in my book.

He should've gotten an Oscar nod for Nightcrawler. So farking creepy.


A nomination for that role should have happened. Then, he should have won one for Nocturnal Animals.
 
2021-09-27 8:46:57 PM  

replacementcool: Does his sister shower though, and can we have pictures as proof? Or perhaps a sequel to Secretary?


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2021-09-27 9:00:40 PM  
I haven't bathed in as long as I can remember.

I do shower daily, because being dirty is pretty much the same as wallowing in a pool of your own filth.

Seriously, baths, yuck.
 
2021-09-27 9:10:35 PM  

replacementcool: Does his sister shower though, and can we have pictures as proof? Or perhaps a sequel to Secretary?


Dude, they made like 3 of them... 50 shades of something something.
 
2021-09-27 11:12:23 PM  

Macfine: If you answer "'I've never been accused of being smelly'" when someone says, I hear you don't bathe, I think you've answered the question.


What question?
 
2021-09-27 11:41:19 PM  
I got to watch Jake Gyllenhaal take a shower on the set of "Enemy".    So he does shower if he is getting paid for it.

Actually he was telling the crew between takes of the shower scene about the time he was a young actor and decided to shave completely down there and the regret that it brought.
 
2021-09-28 1:28:41 AM  

NathanAllen: I haven't bathed in as long as I can remember.

I do shower daily, because being dirty is pretty much the same as wallowing in a pool of your own filth.

Seriously, baths, yuck.


Who needs a bath? With a shower wand you can shower and still get the gunk off the junk.
 
2021-09-28 2:58:57 AM  
Ashton Kutcher's appearance on GameDay is drowned out by 'take a shower' chants.
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2021-09-28 2:59:44 AM  
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2021-09-28 5:25:34 AM  

Snargi: NathanAllen: I haven't bathed in as long as I can remember.
I do shower daily, because being dirty is pretty much the same as wallowing in a pool of your own filth.
Seriously, baths, yuck.
Who needs a bath? With a shower wand you can shower and still get the gunk off the junk.


I have one of these things, and I just wash up when I do the dishes.  Don't even have to get in the shower.

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2021-09-28 11:37:51 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: I love random rumors like this.
Alcohol and drugs and gambling and womanizing are old and boring.

Tell me about the celebrity who doesn't bathe.
I think I heard a similar story about Michael Stipe.
Tony Danza cuts in line?
Howie Mandel has a germ OCD?
Marilu Henner remembers every single day of her life?

Way better stories.


there was a time when i would've hauled the water myself, to help Jake Gyllenhaal shower.  definitely would help Michael Stipe shower, i care he's 60+?  i do not.
remembering every single day of your life sounds like either next stage evolution, or hell.
 
2021-09-28 12:27:23 PM  

replacementcool: Does his sister shower though, and can we have pictures as proof? Or perhaps a sequel to Secretary?


Watch Strip Search if you want to see her naked but warning, you may not enjoy the context.
 
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