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(Mediaite)   Colts owner Jim Irsay is getting fed up with Carson Wince's tissue paper ankles and unvaccinated arm   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2021-09-27 5:56:17 PM  
Carson's exactly who everybody not named Frank Reich thought he was...
 
2021-09-27 6:02:58 PM  
Aside from a salary cap hit, the only actual lost expense would be any signing bonus he might've received.

Cut his ass loose.  Send a message.
 
2021-09-27 6:11:58 PM  

mactheknife: Aside from a salary cap hit, the only actual lost expense would be any signing bonus he might've received.

Cut his ass loose.  Send a message.


Screw that! Play him for 75% of the snaps and then cut him loose.
 
2021-09-27 6:18:05 PM  

mactheknife: Aside from a salary cap hit, the only actual lost expense would be any signing bonus he might've received.

Cut his ass loose.  Send a message.


Maybe after a few more losses. They don't want to look like they're giving up so soon into the season.

They will at least bench him once the season is toast so they don't have to give the higher draft pick to the Eagles.
 
2021-09-27 6:18:13 PM  
Strange times we are living in when Irsay is a voice of reason.
 
2021-09-27 6:18:44 PM  
You might have a ring, wentz, but all anyone will remember is Nick Foles winning the game

I'm surprised he's still on a roster
 
2021-09-27 6:29:56 PM  
I hope he banked the money from that small window of TV commercials he was paid to be in
 
2021-09-27 6:32:10 PM  
I have to say, I've never heard Carson Wince before, and yet I instantly wonder why in the hell I haven't.
 
2021-09-27 6:34:44 PM  
Don't look at Irsay as the voice of reason.
Wouldn't your first question for a new employee be " How do you feel about Covid vaccinations?"
 
2021-09-27 6:40:35 PM  
Wentz is a farking bum
 
2021-09-27 6:44:14 PM  
Wentz is playing fine. Unfortunately the whole offensive line is injured and he's had to run for his life, but he's not the problem.  The defense is disturbing.  I have no idea what's going on with them.

To the fark vaccination brigade: Please shut up. There is no escape from you assholes in any tab or thread.
 
2021-09-27 6:50:13 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Wentz is playing fine. Unfortunately the whole offensive line is injured and he's had to run for his life, but he's not the problem.  The defense is disturbing.  I have no idea what's going on with them.

To the fark vaccination brigade: Please shut up. There is no escape from you assholes in any tab or thread.


perhaps you should follow the news on one of the planets that don't have a global disease outbreak.
 
2021-09-27 7:17:02 PM  

FriarReb98: I have to say, I've never heard Carson Wince before, and yet I instantly wonder why in the hell I haven't.


apparently all it takes is threatening him with a needle.
 
2021-09-27 7:20:32 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Wentz is playing fine. Unfortunately the whole offensive line is injured and he's had to run for his life, but he's not the problem.  The defense is disturbing.  I have no idea what's going on with them.

To the fark vaccination brigade: Please shut up. There is no escape from you assholes in any tab or thread.


you and your fellow plague rats should go somewhere far, far away from us assholes, where you can have rights without responsibilities and the freedom to infect each other until the cows come home.
 
2021-09-27 7:36:22 PM  

Eightballjacket: Strange times we are living in when Irsay is a voice of reason.


Even weirder when it's Jerrah telling you to get the damned shot.
 
2021-09-27 8:09:46 PM  

OkieDookie: Eightballjacket: Strange times we are living in when Irsay is a voice of reason.

Even weirder when it's Jerrah telling you to get the damned shot.


That one still throws me off
 
2021-09-27 9:09:37 PM  

JS64: Carson's exactly who everybody not named Frank Reich thought he was...


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2021-09-27 9:37:45 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Wentz is playing fine. Unfortunately the whole offensive line is injured and he's had to run for his life, but he's not the problem.  The defense is disturbing.  I have no idea what's going on with them.

To the fark vaccination brigade: Please shut up. There is no escape from you assholes in any tab or thread.


Diaf.
 
2021-09-27 9:50:21 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Wentz is playing fine. Unfortunately the whole offensive line is injured and he's had to run for his life, but he's not the problem.  The defense is disturbing.  I have no idea what's going on with them.

To the fark vaccination brigade: Please shut up. There is no escape from you assholes in any tab or thread.


Aren't you precious
 
2021-09-27 9:55:39 PM  
You know Jim, you wouldn't be in this mess if you'd done everything in your power to protect Andrew Luck.

That included NOT hiring Ryan Griggson to be your GM.

Just sayin'.
 
2021-09-27 9:58:24 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Wentz is playing fine. Unfortunately the whole offensive line is injured and he's had to run for his life, but he's not the problem.  The defense is disturbing.  I have no idea what's going on with them.

To the fark vaccination brigade: Please shut up. There is no escape from you assholes in any tab or thread.


Yeah, sucks that we care about others enough that we take a vaccine so that they don't suffer the same fate as 600K in this country.

When you get COVID and the only thing keeping you alive is a ventilator, you're going to wonder, "How did my stupidity and ignorance lead up to this."
 
2021-09-27 10:06:00 PM  

virulent_loser: Chinesenookiefactory: Wentz is playing fine. Unfortunately the whole offensive line is injured and he's had to run for his life, but he's not the problem.  The defense is disturbing.  I have no idea what's going on with them.

To the fark vaccination brigade: Please shut up. There is no escape from you assholes in any tab or thread.

you and your fellow plague rats should go somewhere far, far away from us assholes, where you can have rights without responsibilities and the freedom to infect each other until the cows come home.


I recommend the bottom of the ocean.
 
2021-09-27 10:30:55 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Wentz is playing fine. Unfortunately the whole offensive line is injured and he's had to run for his life, but he's not the problem.  The defense is disturbing.  I have no idea what's going on with them.

To the fark vaccination brigade: Please shut up. There is no escape from you assholes in any tab or thread.


Ooohh nooo...!  It's such a shame that talk of vaccinations hurt your feelings.  What an awful, grevious thing you must have to endure.  Have you considered a safe space?
 
2021-09-28 12:00:44 AM  

youngandstupid: mactheknife: Aside from a salary cap hit, the only actual lost expense would be any signing bonus he might've received.

Cut his ass loose.  Send a message.

Screw that! Play him for 75% of the snaps and then cut him loose.


Bench him and sign Cam Newton for the rest of the season.
 
2021-09-28 12:03:18 AM  

Nick el Ass: youngandstupid: mactheknife: Aside from a salary cap hit, the only actual lost expense would be any signing bonus he might've received.

Cut his ass loose.  Send a message.

Screw that! Play him for 75% of the snaps and then cut him loose.

Bench him and sign Cam Newton for the rest of the season.


Wait... he is also unvaccinated. So they should bring back Captain Noodle Arm, and run it on every single play for the rest of the season.
 
2021-09-28 12:29:29 AM  

IAmRight: virulent_loser: Chinesenookiefactory: Wentz is playing fine. Unfortunately the whole offensive line is injured and he's had to run for his life, but he's not the problem.  The defense is disturbing.  I have no idea what's going on with them.

To the fark vaccination brigade: Please shut up. There is no escape from you assholes in any tab or thread.

you and your fellow plague rats should go somewhere far, far away from us assholes, where you can have rights without responsibilities and the freedom to infect each other until the cows come home.

I recommend the bottom of the ocean.


man, what did the bottom of the ocean ever do to you? :)
 
2021-09-28 2:05:29 AM  

Eightballjacket: Strange times we are living in when Irsay is a voice of reason.


Indeed.  Feels like I'm the one on some kind of meds this time.
 
2021-09-28 4:25:26 AM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Wentz is playing fine. Unfortunately the whole offensive line is injured and he's had to run for his life, but he's not the problem.  The defense is disturbing.  I have no idea what's going on with them.

To the fark vaccination brigade: Please shut up. There is no escape from you assholes in any tab or thread.


No escape from us?
Everytime one of you escapes, we have to wipe down everything, and order more ventilators and coffins.
It's a lot of work and expense we'd rather skip. So.. not much pity for your lack of escaping.
 
2021-09-28 7:31:53 AM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Wentz is playing fine. Unfortunately the whole offensive line is injured and he's had to run for his life, but he's not the problem.  The defense is disturbing.  I have no idea what's going on with them.

To the fark vaccination brigade: Please shut up. There is no escape from you assholes in any tab or thread.


Ignoring the vaccination part, he threw an unforced, unpressured  INT on a shovel pass that went nowhere near the TE he was targeting. He also turned a 4th and 1 on the goal line into a 9 yard loss and turnover on downs. He most certainly isn't the biggest issue for the colts but his play and leadership are definitely not on the plus side
 
2021-09-28 10:08:31 AM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Wentz is playing fine. Unfortunately the whole offensive line is injured and he's had to run for his life, but he's not the problem.  The defense is disturbing.  I have no idea what's going on with them.

To the fark vaccination brigade: Please shut up. There is no escape from you assholes in any tab or thread.


Fark your feelings, snowflake.
 
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