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(ABC 15)   People see the musical "Hamilton" for the fighting, but not for the anti-masker fight with theater staff   (abc15.com) divider line
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2021-09-27 8:23:05 PM  
If you're an anti-masker I hope you just suffer and die at this point because there's no hope for you.
 
2021-09-27 8:23:07 PM  
Sounds like he threw away his......shot...
 
2021-09-27 8:24:35 PM  

iheartscotch: Sounds like he threw away his......shot...


You quick bastage
 
2021-09-27 8:24:42 PM  

C18H27NO3: If you're an anti-masker I hope you just suffer and die at this point because there's no hope for you.


It's past time for folks to start pepper spraying belligerent anti-maskers and declaring that it's their religious mandate to do so.
 
2021-09-27 8:25:32 PM  
Wait, an anti-masker went to see Hamilton?
 
2021-09-27 8:26:41 PM  
Another asshole Trumper goes to jail.
 
2021-09-27 8:27:19 PM  
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You'll be back like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love, for your praise
And I'll love you till my dying days
When you're gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
 
2021-09-27 8:27:45 PM  
What? People watched Hamilton for the fights?

Yeah?
 
2021-09-27 8:29:35 PM  
I would totally fight with theater staff if it got me out of sitting through a musical.
 
2021-09-27 8:31:18 PM  

MillionDollarMo: What? People watched Hamilton for the fights?

Yeah?


The Anjelica v Eliza mud wrestling was pretty good
 
2021-09-27 8:31:39 PM  
I'd rather have covid than watch a musical
 
2021-09-27 8:33:33 PM  

maudibjr: I'd rather have covid than watch a musical


I'd rather watch a musical than have COVID. So you stay home and I'll go wearing a mask. And this moron wasn't smart enough to take that sweet deal.
 
2021-09-27 8:37:42 PM  
I went to a Broadway show this week so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/ The bouncer enforcing the mask rule at the Broadway theater wasn't of a size that would be possible to knock over with "simple" assault and battery.
// F around and find out
 
2021-09-27 8:40:56 PM  

El_Dan: Wait, an anti-masker went to see Hamilton?


WWF must have been sold out.
 
2021-09-27 8:41:56 PM  
I'd rather have Alexander Hamilton alive today than these forgettable morons.
 
2021-09-27 8:44:12 PM  

Salmon: El_Dan: Wait, an anti-masker went to see Hamilton?

WWF must have been sold out.


The World Wildlife Foundation at least does some good compared to jobbers who pretend to wrestle.
 
2021-09-27 8:49:55 PM  

iheartscotch: Sounds like he threw away his......shot...


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2021-09-27 8:51:31 PM  
He is not goin' to take his shot,
He is not goin' to take his shot,
Hey yo, he's just like the Trumpy
He's stupid, belligerent, and dumpy,
And he's not goin' to take his shot!
 
2021-09-27 8:59:49 PM  

Valter: Salmon: El_Dan: Wait, an anti-masker went to see Hamilton?

WWF must have been sold out.

The World Wildlife Foundation at least does some good compared to jobbers who pretend to wrestle.


Christ. How many names am I going to get wrong this month?

It's the World Wide Fund for Nature.

I hope you can understand how I may have made that mistake.

Now then, who's up for some roller derby?
 
2021-09-27 9:05:22 PM  
I got preview tickets to Hamilton on the cheap. When I took friends a year later, they were pretty expensive. If I pay that much for a show, I can deal with a mask for a few hours.
 
2021-09-27 9:09:26 PM  
If I'm the bouncer enforcing mask management
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You see that? You see that, don't you? That's a can of mace. If you do not put on a mask right now I'll empty the whole thing into your EYEBALLS!  BURN THEM RIGHT OUT OF YOUR SKULL!!!!
 
2021-09-27 9:22:33 PM  
The Story of Tonight is that a man was asked to wear a mask. He Said No to This. He told the staff, "Meet Me Inside". The police came and told him to leave One Last Time. He refused and started a Cabinet Battle. The police arrested him and you would think That Would Be Enough, but Wait For It. He did not have Washington On His Side. After he left it was Quiet Uptown. At the police station he asked, "What'd I Miss?"
 
2021-09-27 9:27:11 PM  

thealgorerhythm: MillionDollarMo: What? People watched Hamilton for the fights?

Yeah?

The Anjelica v Eliza mud wrestling was pretty good


... and Peggy.
 
2021-09-27 9:29:46 PM  

El_Dan: Wait, an anti-masker went to see Hamilton?


Maybe he was just confused, and thought there would be something to grift.

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2021-09-27 10:00:28 PM  
The fark's a "Gammage"?
 
2021-09-27 10:14:09 PM  
On September 11, I joined 4000 other people for a performance at the Met. All masked - all vaccinated. They checked vaccination cards at the door.
No problems. Not a fracas to be seen.
 
2021-09-27 10:20:06 PM  
"I hope I can get a refund on tickets..."

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2021-09-27 10:24:04 PM  
I had Hamilton tickets for a show last year. I want to go so badly, it will likely be the ONLY time I sit alone a room full of people voluntarily for as long as the pandemic persists.

/tickets rescheduled for Jan 2022.
 
2021-09-27 10:24:06 PM  
Hahaha, I was at the show.  We couldn't see what happened from our seats but my kid speculated that someone refused to wear his mask.  Sure enough we see the headline the next day.  I guess I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2021-09-27 10:24:58 PM  

Snaptastic: I had Hamilton tickets for a show last year. I want to go so badly, it will likely be the ONLY time I sit alone a room full of people voluntarily for as long as the pandemic persists.

/tickets rescheduled for Jan 2022.


Dammit

"sit IN a room full of people..."
 
2021-09-27 10:44:31 PM  
Goddammit.  I meant to say I was in the Room Where It Happened.
 
2021-09-27 11:22:16 PM  

balancing act: Hahaha, I was at the show.  We couldn't see what happened from our seats but my kid speculated that someone refused to wear his mask.  Sure enough we see the headline the next day.  I guess I'm getting a kick out of this.


Well, it's not as significant as sitting at an airport and watching the guy walk on the plane, but close enough.
 
2021-09-28 3:19:37 AM  

maudibjr: I'd rather have covid than watch a musical


Spamalot was a very good musical. Sometimes ya have to take yer chances.
 
2021-09-28 3:57:38 AM  
I think the movie was casino. A guy was farking around at the tables in Vegas and security just walks past and zaps him with a cattle prod. Dropped him like a rock. That's how they should deal with these dumbass. No commotion nothing to see. Enjoy the show.
 
2021-09-28 4:19:55 AM  

saturn badger: maudibjr: I'd rather have covid than watch a musical

Spamalot was a very good musical. Sometimes ya have to take yer chances.


Little shop of horrors is pretty good, too.
 
2021-09-28 5:54:10 PM  

MillionDollarMo: What? People watched Hamilton for the fights?

Yeah?


That's what I thought too.  Even the one part of the story that contained actual violence didn't play out like, you know, fighting.

Now, rap battles.  Oh, yes.  There were battles of that kind!
 
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