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(Vice)   The first rule of Nazi Fight Club is: you do not talk about Nazi Fight Club   (vice.com) divider line
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2021-09-27 9:40:36 AM  
"Fight Club" was not intended as an instruction manual.
 
2021-09-27 9:58:33 AM  
And here is the star student of that club demonstrating his fighting skills:

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2021-09-27 10:02:09 AM  
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/not to be an ITG, but rabid dogs need to be put down.
 
2021-09-27 10:02:46 AM  
Remember that scene in "Raiders of the Lost Ark?" That bad ass swordsman, who trained for years and years to get big and strong...was taken down by a pistol.

You take those 'roids, I have a pistol.
 
2021-09-27 10:21:38 AM  
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise
 
2021-09-27 10:24:40 AM  
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2021-09-27 10:25:05 AM  
Punching each other in the head in order to own the libs.

I approve.
 
2021-09-27 10:25:08 AM  

Rann Xerox: And here is the star student of that club demonstrating his fighting skills:

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I love that one.
"Come at me bro! No! NOT LIKE THA....."

WASTED
 
2021-09-27 10:26:47 AM  

abb3w: "Fight Club" was not intended as an instruction manual.


People really just need to stop writing stories where the bad guy is anything resembling a protagonist, because farkwits without reading comprehension keep farking idolizing them.
 
2021-09-27 10:27:41 AM  
"I can't wait for my next tree opponent"
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2021-09-27 10:29:10 AM  
Where's Josh Hawley?! I will avenge my tree-folk
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2021-09-27 10:29:12 AM  

Combustion: Remember that scene in "Raiders of the Lost Ark?" That bad ass swordsman, who trained for years and years to get big and strong...was taken down by a pistol.

You take those 'roids, I have a pistol.


Are you also suffering from dehydration because you have had the shiats for weeks because the water in Tunisia is full of fecal bacteria?
 
2021-09-27 10:30:01 AM  
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Headline: Mysterious spike in applications for Proud Boy and Patriot Front seen originating from known antifa platforms, lol
 
2021-09-27 10:30:16 AM  
"I have a media network" is the new "I have a podcast" which was the new "I have a blog."
 
2021-09-27 10:34:08 AM  
Oh this is great. A bunch of machismo, fragile masculinity snowflakes that can never admit defeat or being wrong beating the crap out of each other?

WITH GUNS?

Please proceed, as a sensible liberal I will feel SO OWNED by your hyper displays of masculinity rituals.

I'll just be over here as a weak cuck, soyboi, drinking an appletini, you go do your thing.

Oh yeah, as an aside don't bother with hospitals, they're full, so like, learn to sew or something so you can knit those wounds. Wait, that's something only, I guess rub some dirt in it, your God given immune system will tough it out.
 
2021-09-27 10:35:08 AM  
Such willing tools.
 
2021-09-27 10:35:20 AM  

LordJiro: abb3w: "Fight Club" was not intended as an instruction manual.

People really just need to stop writing stories where the bad guy is anything resembling a protagonist, because farkwits without reading comprehension keep farking idolizing them.


Doesn't make a difference. Republicans think O'Brien was the hero in 1984.
 
2021-09-27 10:35:22 AM  
"Rundo has sought alliances with more-established outfits like the Proud Boys and Patriot Front by appealing to their glorification of masculinity, youth, white nationalism, and violence"

Proud Boys?  Still never heard of them.
-Rittenhouse judge.
 
2021-09-27 10:39:19 AM  

Walker: "I can't wait for my next tree opponent"
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2021-09-27 10:39:27 AM  
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2021-09-27 10:40:09 AM  
"images of muscled white men with their faces covered, doing pull-ups, boxing, or graffitiing white nationalist slogans or symbols."

So a Grindr profile.
 
2021-09-27 10:40:15 AM  
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2021-09-27 10:40:31 AM  
This always ends with a heroin overdose.
 
2021-09-27 10:40:49 AM  

abb3w: "Fight Club" was not intended as an instruction manual.


Just the opposite, in fact. It was a deconstruction of toxic masculinity and Tyler Durden was literally a symptom of mental illness!
 
2021-09-27 10:44:05 AM  
Why?  Just...why.
 
2021-09-27 10:44:07 AM  

abb3w: "Fight Club" was not intended as an instruction manual.


Fight Club was literally about all the super macho destructive shiat that the author did before he finally admitted to himself he was gay. 

Tyler Durden is literally the manifestation of violent repression of homosexuality.
 
2021-09-27 10:44:59 AM  

WilderKWight: abb3w: "Fight Club" was not intended as an instruction manual.

Just the opposite, in fact. It was a deconstruction of toxic masculinity and Tyler Durden was literally a symptom of mental illness!


In the book he shows Marla Singer his driver's license and his name isn't Tyler.  Tyler was the manifestation of mental illness.  The main character's real name is never revealed.
 
2021-09-27 10:46:33 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Why?  Just...why.


Any excuse to touch other men, I guess.
 
2021-09-27 10:50:10 AM  
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Fashies get the bashies
 
2021-09-27 10:50:13 AM  

WillJM8528: Doctor Funkenstein: Why?  Just...why.

Any excuse to touch other men, I guess.


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2021-09-27 10:56:50 AM  
INSUFFERABLE ASSHOLE GETS CHEESE KNOCKED OFF HIS CRACKER!

Film at 11...
 
2021-09-27 11:01:59 AM  
I really feel for the complaint that there aren't YMCA's in White neighborhoods. In my neighborhood the Y was just a step above homelessness. We wanted to use the gym and pool as kids, but some responsible adult would always tell us it was no place for children and throw us out.  Most of what I've read as an adult says that hasn't changed much. Maybe if these guys did more pulling on their bootstraps...

I approve of their beating the mess out of each other with these fight clubs. But can visiting fighters step in and fight? Actually professionally-trained but aging fighters step in the ring with them and beat the mess out of them to keep their skills sharp for when the Nazis try to fulfill their callings on the streets in their neighborhoods?
 
2021-09-27 11:03:07 AM  

abb3w: "Fight Club" was not intended as an instruction manual.


Do you think right-wingers are going to understand what passed for a deeper meaning in the movie? You have far more faith in the average right-winger than myself if you believe that to be true.
 
2021-09-27 11:06:34 AM  

jimjays: I approve of their beating the mess out of each other with these fight clubs. But can visiting fighters step in and fight? Actually professionally-trained but aging fighters step in the ring with them and beat the mess out of them to keep their skills sharp for when the Nazis try to fulfill their callings on the streets in their neighborhoods?


I like the way you think. I haven't been in the ring in a few years, but there are more than a few trophies on the mantle from back then.
 
2021-09-27 11:07:50 AM  
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2021-09-27 11:07:51 AM  

inglixthemad: abb3w: "Fight Club" was not intended as an instruction manual.

Do you think right-wingers are going to understand what passed for a deeper meaning in the movie? You have far more faith in the average right-winger than myself if you believe that to be true.


I saw Fight Club in the theater with my roommate at the time who now is (or I guess probably was at the time) a big Trumper.  We never talked politics when we were roommates.

He was and is a dumbass.  The stuff he doesn't know could fill a warehouse.  I still see him spouting off Trumpian nonsense on Twitter and arguing with strangers about how rich he is (he is not rich - he's in debt).

Anyway, he didn't like the movie.  He said it was "too intellectual" and he just wanted to see fighting.
 
2021-09-27 11:08:00 AM  
I'm torn. On the hand, these people are punching Nazis. On the other hand, they are Nazis themselves.
 
2021-09-27 11:14:06 AM  

Rapmaster2000: inglixthemad: abb3w: "Fight Club" was not intended as an instruction manual.

Do you think right-wingers are going to understand what passed for a deeper meaning in the movie? You have far more faith in the average right-winger than myself if you believe that to be true.

I saw Fight Club in the theater with my roommate at the time who now is (or I guess probably was at the time) a big Trumper.  We never talked politics when we were roommates.

He was and is a dumbass.  The stuff he doesn't know could fill a warehouse.  I still see him spouting off Trumpian nonsense on Twitter and arguing with strangers about how rich he is (he is not rich - he's in debt).

Anyway, he didn't like the movie.  He said it was "too intellectual" and he just wanted to see fighting.


He probably thought the Edward Norton was going to curbstomp black guys again for 120 minutes.
 
2021-09-27 11:15:08 AM  
One the one hand, I can't imagine a bunch of unfarkable keyboard warriors with severe inferiority complexes getting far enough in any hard training to be a threat. The meltdowns would be epic.

On the other hand, all they want to do is attack untrained, out-numbered bystanders. They don't have to be well trained to swarm people, or be competent to seriously injure someone just minding their own business.

TL/DR Punch Nazis. Repeat until there are no more Nazis. Bring your friends.
 
2021-09-27 11:18:53 AM  
So there's a club you can join to punch nazis? Nice.
 
2021-09-27 11:20:24 AM  

tricycleracer: Rapmaster2000: inglixthemad: abb3w: "Fight Club" was not intended as an instruction manual.

Do you think right-wingers are going to understand what passed for a deeper meaning in the movie? You have far more faith in the average right-winger than myself if you believe that to be true.

I saw Fight Club in the theater with my roommate at the time who now is (or I guess probably was at the time) a big Trumper.  We never talked politics when we were roommates.

He was and is a dumbass.  The stuff he doesn't know could fill a warehouse.  I still see him spouting off Trumpian nonsense on Twitter and arguing with strangers about how rich he is (he is not rich - he's in debt).

Anyway, he didn't like the movie.  He said it was "too intellectual" and he just wanted to see fighting.

He probably thought the Edward Norton was going to curbstomp black guys again for 120 minutes.


At best most Trumpers (or right-wing terrorists, but I repeat myself) think it is totes about ending the globalisms,  finding your inner macho, and making that feminist into a good little wife who will submit to her husband. Yes, there are worse interpretations. I have little doubt little Nazi boy in the article subscribes to one (or more) of the even more vile ideas people have projected onto the movie.
 
2021-09-27 11:21:22 AM  
MMA has had a strong fascist streak since the beginning. Helio Gracie waa involved in fascist politics in Brazil way back in the Earlies and made distinguishing his relatively rich and white students from luta livre an important part of BJJ's identity.
 
2021-09-27 11:23:07 AM  
These guys have been trying to be tough guys for a looong time. It hasn't worked up to now.
 
2021-09-27 11:25:21 AM  
he wants "Active Clubs" to "awake[ing] the racial bonds between kin" through "engaging in shared fitness activities, sweating, and bleeding together."

translation: he watched Fight Club and thought it was cool but he didn't actually understand what it was about
 
2021-09-27 11:27:36 AM  

HypnozombieX: So there's a club you can join to punch nazis? Nice.


You have to be a Nazi to join the club. I mean, that's a deal-breaker for myself.

Or you could be a real hero and stand up to Nazis waiting to defend someone else, who can't defend themselves, when the Nazis get violent. Of course you've got to have some big brass ( testes / ovaries ) to stand there waiting for them to initiate violence.

The benefit it you can sue them, and since someone will be recording you get to relive the moment where they get that shocked face as you step in front of their attack, block it, and put them down. Then you get to watch the undercurrent of fear in them take over, get to see the fear overwhelm them, and watch them run away like the cowards they are in reality.

I mean, it's totes worth it... if you've got the brass. You don't have the brass? You'd better stay home where it's safe.
 
2021-09-27 11:35:47 AM  
I guess this is how they deal with their disappointment when Incel groups won't let them join.
 
2021-09-27 11:36:53 AM  

anuran: MMA has had a strong fascist streak since the beginning. Helio Gracie waa involved in fascist politics in Brazil way back in the Earlies and made distinguishing his relatively rich and white students from luta livre an important part of BJJ's identity.


Hug fighting fascists, eeeeek.
 
2021-09-27 11:38:48 AM  

Combustion: Remember that scene in "Raiders of the Lost Ark?" That bad ass swordsman, who trained for years and years to get big and strong...was taken down by a pistol.

You take those 'roids, I have a pistol.


They have those too
 
2021-09-27 11:43:11 AM  
Dude's haircut is looking particularly Hispanic. It's like he tried to imitate his favorite MMA fighters without realizing where they come from.
 
2021-09-27 11:43:38 AM  

Combustion: Remember that scene in "Raiders of the Lost Ark?" That bad ass swordsman, who trained for years and years to get big and strong...was taken down by a pistol.

You take those 'roids, I have a pistol.


Thought he was defeated so quickly because of diarrhea?
 
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