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2021-09-27 2:05:26 PM  
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schrepjm: I, uh, don't believe the gender neutral language is required when referring to dairy cows.


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2021-09-27 9:26:15 AM  
8 votes:
How now?
 
2021-09-27 9:26:06 AM  
7 votes:
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I'm also a fan of the self-cooking variety.
 
2021-09-27 9:25:11 AM  
5 votes:
My mother told me that I am not allowed to participate in this holiday. The Dentist told her it would rot my teeth.
She reminded me that National Carrot day is February 3rd.
 
2021-09-27 9:27:35 AM  
5 votes:
I had an impulse to post a relevant Steely Dan song but nipped that one in the bud. Consider yourselves saved
 
2021-09-27 9:30:31 AM  
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2021-09-27 10:06:32 AM  
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Last week I was sick in bed, and asked my Ukrainian girlfriend to buy me some chocolate milk.  She looked at me funny, but I said that was what I felt like having.  Something was lost in translation, because she came back with a big bar of milk chocolate.

I should have asked for a "chocolate cocktail".  I forgot.  I learned this a while back when I asked what our (8-year old) girls were doing, and she said they were having cocktails.  This took a while to sort out.
 
2021-09-27 11:33:29 AM  
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2021-09-27 11:57:50 AM  
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2021-09-27 9:30:31 AM  
3 votes:

berylman: I had an impulse to post a relevant Steely Dan song but nipped that one in the bud. Consider yourselves saved


Get out of here.
 
2021-09-27 9:57:54 AM  
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2021-09-27 3:29:16 PM  
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Can you guys watch my chocolate milk? I'll be right back.

[Fark user image 425x239]Sorry. I got a little thirsty.


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2021-09-27 10:14:53 AM  
2 votes:

schrepjm: I, uh, don't believe the gender neutral language is required when referring to dairy cows.


You're right.  That's udderly ridiculous.
 
2021-09-27 9:22:42 AM  
1 vote:
I, uh, don't believe the gender neutral language is required when referring to dairy cows.
 
2021-09-27 9:30:16 AM  
1 vote:
I will celebrate later today.
 
2021-09-27 10:17:51 AM  
1 vote:

berylman: I had an impulse to post a relevant Steely Dan song but nipped that one in the bud. Consider yourselves saved


whatevs, Deacon Blues.  :D
 
2021-09-27 11:14:27 AM  
1 vote:

schrepjm: I, uh, don't believe the gender neutral language is required when referring to dairy cows.


I sunk my life savings into a dairy barn and bought a herd of milk bulls to stick it to the patriarchy. It failed spectacularly. It's a very niche market that will buy bull yogurt.
 
2021-09-27 11:21:21 AM  
1 vote:
*ahem*

ALL COWS MATTER
 
2021-09-27 11:22:19 AM  
1 vote:

berylman: I had an impulse to post a relevant Steely Dan song but nipped that one in the bud. Consider yourselves saved


Get out of here!
 
2021-09-27 2:05:35 PM  
1 vote:

Twilight Farkle: [Fark user image 201x300]

Can you guys watch my chocolate milk? I'll be right back.


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Sorry. I got a little thirsty.
 
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