berylman: I had an impulse to post a relevant Steely Dan song but nipped that one in the bud. Consider yourselves saved
schrepjm: I, uh, don't believe the gender neutral language is required when referring to dairy cows.
Remnants of Santa: Last week I was sick in bed, and asked my Ukrainian girlfriend to buy me some chocolate milk. She looked at me funny, but I said that was what I felt like having. Something was lost in translation, because she came back with a big bar of milk chocolate.I should have asked for a "chocolate cocktail". I forgot. I learned this a while back when I asked what our (8-year old) girls were doing, and she said they were having cocktails. This took a while to sort out.
rdyb: Too lazy to look for a reference now but somewhere i heard that chocolate is added so they can sell the infected yellowy molk with pus and other discoloration.
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Twilight Farkle: [Fark user image 201x300]Can you guys watch my chocolate milk? I'll be right back.
Slypork: Twilight Farkle: [Fark user image 201x300]Can you guys watch my chocolate milk? I'll be right back.[Fark user image 425x239]Sorry. I got a little thirsty.
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