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(CNN)   6.2 Earthquake off Crete. Captain of the S.S. Poseidon checking the radar scope   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-09-27 8:06:53 AM  
There's no stopping the cretins from hopping.
 
2021-09-27 8:07:30 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: There's no stopping the cretins from hopping.


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2021-09-27 8:08:27 AM  
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2021-09-27 8:09:54 AM  
Poseidon:  Sorry.  Made a run to Taco Bell last night and today, it's more runs.  Protip:  Don't go in the water.  Brown icebergs sighted!
 
2021-09-27 8:12:32 AM  
"All you need is a pretty wife.
I think perhaps I've been a bachelor too long.
Sure, you're too busy taking all those pills."
 
2021-09-27 8:13:44 AM  
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2021-09-27 8:15:54 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: There's no stopping the cretins from hopping.


That's what you'd expect a lesbian to say.
 
2021-09-27 8:16:43 AM  

BitwiseShift: The Googles Do Nothing: There's no stopping the cretins from hopping.

That's what you'd expect a lesbian to say.


I'd expect them to say they'd want to go for a whirl with a pretty girl.
 
2021-09-27 8:20:05 AM  
Can we really trust this news? All Cretans are liars, after all.
 
2021-09-27 8:25:57 AM  
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2021-09-27 8:32:25 AM  

Ambitwistor: Can we really trust this news? All Cretans are liars, after all.


I don't know. It's all Greek to me.
 
2021-09-27 9:54:44 AM  

Ambitwistor: Can we really trust this news? All Cretans are liars, after all.


But it was a Cretan who told us all Cretans are liars, so....
 
2021-09-27 10:26:36 AM  
Maureen McGovern - The Morning After
Youtube msgxhVgUc6I
 
2021-09-27 11:07:17 AM  

X-Geek: [Fark user image 425x180]


Leslie Nelson was a ship captain?  I don't recall that, what movie was it?
 
2021-09-27 11:23:02 AM  

Latinwolf: X-Geek: [Fark user image 425x180]

Leslie Nelson was a ship captain?  I don't recall that, what movie was it?


One of the great disaster flicks of the 70s......The Towering Inferno.
 
2021-09-27 11:24:13 AM  

Latinwolf: X-Geek: [Fark user image 425x180]

Leslie Nelson was a ship captain?  I don't recall that, what movie was it?


The Poseidon Adventure - 1972

He dies near the beginning, so it's not a big part

/ Oops - spoiler alert
 
2021-09-27 11:26:46 AM  

Mad Bowl Hoo: Latinwolf: X-Geek: [Fark user image 425x180]

Leslie Nelson was a ship captain?  I don't recall that, what movie was it?

One of the great disaster flicks of the 70s......The Towering Inferno.


No, that was the one where there was a slasher on the loose during a building fire.
 
2021-09-27 11:48:09 AM  
Are the Spartans okay??
 
2021-09-27 12:45:59 PM  
Still one of my all-time favorite movies.
 
2021-09-27 1:43:27 PM  
Captain of the SS Minoan wanted for questioning, blames incompetent first mate.
 
2021-09-27 3:03:30 PM  
I used to be pro-crete. Now I am con-crete.
 
2021-09-27 3:09:45 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I used to be pro-crete. Now I am con-crete.


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