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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   Ohio covidiots plan to protest mask and vaccine mandates by blockading interstate highways with shiatty driving during Monday rush hour. Still unclear if anyone will notice any difference   (cincinnati.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Protest, Joe Deters, city of Cincinnati, Hamilton County, Ohio, Vaccination, First Amendment to the United States Constitution, Ohio State Highway Patrol, Civil disobedience  
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2021-09-27 1:26:50 AM  
If you go all the way back to Neanderthals blocking the trail to the river to protest the invention of fire, you will not find a single instance, not one, where anyone has been persuaded to support a cause because assholes blocked their commute. It's been a non-starter since upright posture.
 
2021-09-27 2:35:08 AM  
So the same sort of people who say they'd run over protestors are going to block a highway?

Lemme get some popcorn.
 
2021-09-27 2:35:45 AM  
Hey, if BLM can be stupid enough to block interstates, I guess they can too. I blame all the idiots setting the precedent that blocking traffic was fanfarkingtastic idea from the beginning.

Maybe the law legalizing running over idiots in the street was in fact a good idea?

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2021-09-27 2:42:22 AM  
Someone will get shot.
 
2021-09-27 2:54:46 AM  

137 Is An Excellent Time: Hey, if BLM can be stupid enough to block interstates, I guess they can too. I blame all the idiots setting the precedent that blocking traffic was fanfarkingtastic idea from the beginning.

Maybe the law legalizing running over idiots in the street was in fact a good idea?

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Nah. Not ever. I hate traffic protests and sincerely hope those protesting would not hinder any emergency vehicles, but sitting in traffic or finding an alternate route isn't really more than a temporary/minor inconvenience. Just like wearing a farking mask.
 
2021-09-27 3:00:10 AM  
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2021-09-27 3:00:56 AM  
In other news....


MWELP
 
2021-09-27 3:01:37 AM  
Cincinnati traffic is bad enough already.  If they end up setting up their blockade across the approaches to either of the 71/75 or 471 bridges, people are gonna get straight-up carmageddon'd.
 
2021-09-27 3:03:51 AM  

137 Is An Excellent Time: Maybe the law legalizing running over idiots in the street was in fact a good idea?


Nah dude, as much as we're popcorn grabbin over this rather hilarious It's OK When Us GQP Covidiots Do It, seriously, nah.
 
2021-09-27 3:20:36 AM  

137 Is An Excellent Time: Hey, if BLM can be stupid enough to block interstates, I guess they can too. I blame all the idiots setting the precedent that blocking traffic was fanfarkingtastic idea from the beginning.

Maybe the law legalizing running over idiots in the street was in fact a good idea?

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Agreed.  Who thinks this is a good idea?  Even if I am sympathetic to your cause, I want to run you over for being idiotic to think stopping me from getting home aids your cause.
 
2021-09-27 3:24:05 AM  
Nothing gets people on board with your ideology than farking up their day.
Bunch of braindead morons.
 
2021-09-27 3:26:20 AM  

Resident Muslim: Someone will get shot.


Can confirm as I will be OMW to work very soon.
 
2021-09-27 3:46:34 AM  
Baby, if you ever wondered,
Wondered whatever became of me.
I'm blocking all the streets in Cincinnati,
So people can't drive their big ass Chevys.
 
2021-09-27 4:09:10 AM  

Resident Muslim: Someone will get shot.


Nah, the people in this area are mostly chicken shiat.

Much like that trump train bs they pulled on i275 mangling traffic for hours, the only people biatching are going to be other fox news watching, bud light drinking, minimum wage earning, trailer living salt of the earth republicans because they dominate the area.

I guess I'll have to be out in force yelling at them to get a job and stop being a drain on social security. It got some good reactions for the trump train.
 
2021-09-27 4:16:30 AM  
So they are going to be in a large, tightly packed group with no masks? I don't see a problem.
 
2021-09-27 4:24:40 AM  
Rtfa ... positive response from the state. "You will be going to jail"

Born and lived in Akron a bit. MAGA mom lives there. I think even this stuff would push some buttons inside of her compromised soul.
 
2021-09-27 4:46:26 AM  
From TFA "To those who claim to be supportive of law enforcement - law enforcement is not with you."

This line is going to come back to bite him in the ass after it is taken out of context like I just did.
 
2021-09-27 4:51:44 AM  

iampotatofaced: From TFA "To those who claim to be supportive of law enforcement - law enforcement is not with you."

This line is going to come back to bite him in the ass after it is taken out of context like I just did.


What context does it need that wasn't provided. That seems exactly what he meant.

You red wave thin blue line loving patriots showed your colors when you beat officers with the flags of support you carried. The police don't support your bullshiat any more. Scrutiny is coming down for braining brown folks, bringing it to whitey won't catch as much flak.
 
2021-09-27 4:57:52 AM  

FleshFlapps: iampotatofaced: From TFA "To those who claim to be supportive of law enforcement - law enforcement is not with you."

This line is going to come back to bite him in the ass after it is taken out of context like I just did.

What context does it need that wasn't provided. That seems exactly what he meant.

You red wave thin blue line loving patriots showed your colors when you beat officers with the flags of support you carried. The police don't support your bullshiat any more. Scrutiny is coming down for braining brown folks, bringing it to whitey won't catch as much flak.


I'm impressed, if you are attempting to offend me you have. Mostly because the only flag I wave is my freak flag. I agree with every word you said, with the exception of using me as the object of your ire.
 
2021-09-27 5:07:25 AM  

iampotatofaced: FleshFlapps: iampotatofaced: From TFA "To those who claim to be supportive of law enforcement - law enforcement is not with you."

This line is going to come back to bite him in the ass after it is taken out of context like I just did.

What context does it need that wasn't provided. That seems exactly what he meant.

You red wave thin blue line loving patriots showed your colors when you beat officers with the flags of support you carried. The police don't support your bullshiat any more. Scrutiny is coming down for braining brown folks, bringing it to whitey won't catch as much flak.

I'm impressed, if you are attempting to offend me you have. Mostly because the only flag I wave is my freak flag. I agree with every word you said, with the exception of using me as the object of your ire.


Not you, you. The red wave orange loving buffoons "you".
 
2021-09-27 5:20:04 AM  
FleshFlapps:

Not you, you. The red wave orange loving buffoons "you".

My apologies I am a special snowflake who is triggered at the mere suggestion that my hippy-dippy values are being brought into question. AKA I'm a normal caring human being who is ashamed to admit I live in a community full of people who have uttered the phrase "I'd run 'em over" as if casually killing or maiming another human being was actually a valid option.
 
2021-09-27 5:23:07 AM  
Didn't some state make a law allowing people to run down protesters? I hope the people there try the same thing.
 
2021-09-27 5:34:09 AM  

Boo_Guy: So the same sort of people who say they'd run over protestors are going to block a highway?

Lemme get some popcorn.


Dude if you're gonna drive by and throw shiat at them you're gonna need something heavier than popcorn.
 
2021-09-27 5:43:36 AM  

Resident Muslim: Someone will get shot.


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2021-09-27 5:43:43 AM  

Resident Muslim: Someone will get shot.


Someone will get flattened.
 
2021-09-27 5:51:41 AM  
You can pick your vehicle up after paying the $5,000 fine.

At the impound lot all the way across the state.
 
2021-09-27 5:53:46 AM  

UncleDirtNap: Resident Muslim: Someone will get shot.

Someone will get flattened.


Why not both?
 
2021-09-27 5:56:07 AM  

iampotatofaced: FleshFlapps:

Not you, you. The red wave orange loving buffoons "you".

My apologies I am a special snowflake who is triggered at the mere suggestion that my hippy-dippy values are being brought into question. AKA I'm a normal caring human being who is ashamed to admit I live in a community full of people who have uttered the phrase "I'd run 'em over" as if casually killing or maiming another human being was actually a valid option.


It's hard to transmit inflection over text based communication when I'm too lazy to use things like italics or bold text.
 
2021-09-27 6:58:24 AM  
Ohio has Stand Your Ground AND Castle Doctrine while you are in your personal vehicle.

"They're aggressively coming for me and I see guns!" *VROOOOM* *THUD *THUD* *THUD*

/will possibly test this in a few minutes
 
2021-09-27 7:07:50 AM  
Not to be that guy, but I would like to take a moment to point out that Ohio has no government mask mandate.   Just the employers, including the biggest employers in the city.  So this is just pointless and stupid, and they'll be pissing off people for no reason.

I'm already tired of these children, their pouting ain't gonna help.
 
2021-09-27 7:08:10 AM  
So a normal Monday in Cincy.
 
2021-09-27 7:26:02 AM  
I don't travel the 75/71 corridor to get to work, but 275 was crawling with cops this morning. Not just highway patrol, but local cops out in the shoulders.

The interchange between 275/75 and 275.71 were normal though, so whatever they are planninig on doing they haven't gotten started yet since traffic this morning was pretty smooth sailing.
 
2021-09-27 7:31:01 AM  
That certainly explains why there were cops at almost every single switch over this morning  on my way into work this morning. Best of luck, morons. If the COVID doesn't kill you, Cincinnati  drivers certainly will.
 
2021-09-27 7:36:24 AM  

MagSeven: 137 Is An Excellent Time: Hey, if BLM can be stupid enough to block interstates, I guess they can too. I blame all the idiots setting the precedent that blocking traffic was fanfarkingtastic idea from the beginning.

Maybe the law legalizing running over idiots in the street was in fact a good idea?

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Nah. Not ever. I hate traffic protests and sincerely hope those protesting would not hinder any emergency vehicles, but sitting in traffic or finding an alternate route isn't really more than a temporary/minor inconvenience. Just like wearing a farking mask.


Each of us is only alive for a finite period of time. Anyone who intentionally delays another person is stealing part of that person's lifetime. Highway protests could, and possibly should, be considered holding another person against their will. That's a serious crime.
 
2021-09-27 7:44:28 AM  

Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil: I don't travel the 75/71 corridor to get to work, but 275 was crawling with cops this morning. Not just highway patrol, but local cops out in the shoulders.

The interchange between 275/75 and 275.71 were normal though, so whatever they are planninig on doing they haven't gotten started yet since traffic this morning was pretty smooth sailing.


Hopefully they enrage the kentucky state police.

If there is any group of no farks given, I don't care who you think you are, your going to jail officer, I will remove you from the vehicle through the air vents if necessary it's those guys. Nobody wants those farkers to show up, not even local law enforcement.
 
2021-09-27 7:46:08 AM  
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2021-09-27 7:47:38 AM  

Boo_Guy: So the same sort of people who say they'd run over protestors are going to block a highway?

Lemme get some popcorn.


Darn. I'm late to the party.
 
2021-09-27 7:50:49 AM  
So they get felony charges, but Black Lives Matter protesters don't?
 
2021-09-27 7:54:12 AM  

Boo_Guy: So the same sort of people who say they'd run over protestors are going to block a highway?

Lemme get some popcorn.


Yeah, I hope some black guy gets "scared" and runs them over.
Though on second though, he might be much less likely to get away with it.

/stay the fark off the goddamn hiway. It doesn't do anything to make me support your cause. I don't care if it's the Have Milla Jovovich Fark MythDragon movement. You block the hiway, and I'm gonna hate you.
// The only think I wouldn't mind is to come home to find Milla blocking the entrance to my bedroom while wearing the red dress from Resident Evil and a sultry look on her face.
 
2021-09-27 8:12:50 AM  
This should be happening now, right? Any reports?
 
2021-09-27 8:21:05 AM  

soupafi: So they get felony charges, but Black Lives Matter protesters don't?


If I had to make a defense here, and I don't but I certainly feel compelled to do so... it would be this:

When BLM did it, I don't think it had been done before or it hadn't been done to that degree before so they likely didn't have specific enough laws to cover it. They adjusted the laws after (likely thinking it would only be BLM that did again) in order to give them something to charge with should it happen again.

Now it's being threatened to happen again, only this time it's not a group of angry unarmed black protestors but a group who is known for doing these things while heavily armed and associated with domestic terrorists.
 
2021-09-27 8:24:38 AM  
In Texas, shiatting driving is followed by shiatty shooting.  Everyone carries.

The only question your need to ask is "Where do they bury the survivors?"  That, and "Will they run out of ammo?"  The only two questions you will need to ask are ...
 
2021-09-27 8:28:51 AM  
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I know we can't, but it's fun to think about.
 
2021-09-27 8:45:19 AM  

holdmybones: This should be happening now, right? Any reports?


Haven't heard anything.

Maybe they were planning to borrow the vehicles Antifa used in their National Tour of Terror™
 
2021-09-27 8:45:28 AM  

MythDragon: Boo_Guy: So the same sort of people who say they'd run over protestors are going to block a highway?

Lemme get some popcorn.

Yeah, I hope some black guy gets "scared" and runs them over.
Though on second though, he might be much less likely to get away with it.

/stay the fark off the goddamn hiway. It doesn't do anything to make me support your cause. I don't care if it's the Have Milla Jovovich Fark MythDragon movement. You block the hiway, and I'm gonna hate you.
// The only think I wouldn't mind is to come home to find Milla blocking the entrance to my bedroom while wearing the red dress from Resident Evil and a sultry look on her face.


You misspelled "anything from The Fifth Element".
 
2021-09-27 8:46:55 AM  
Out of an abundance of Karens, the Ohio Highway Division has posted detour signs and advised motorists to seek alternate routes if possible.
 
2021-09-27 8:48:53 AM  
Yeah, I'm kinda doubting this is really going to happen.  They're citing social media, but I'm imagining it's just one of those right wing circle jerks where 3/4's of the people are trolls and the other quarter are completely spineless.
 
2021-09-27 9:07:50 AM  

holdmybones: This should be happening now, right? Any reports?


I think they decided against getting out of their chairs and actually doing something.
 
2021-09-27 9:09:06 AM  
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2021-09-27 9:37:29 AM  

137 Is An Excellent Time: Hey, if BLM can be stupid enough to block interstates, I guess they can too. I blame all the idiots setting the precedent that blocking traffic was fanfarkingtastic idea from the beginning.

Maybe the law legalizing running over idiots in the street was in fact a good idea?

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LMAO. Blocking traffic is ridiculously stupid. But my god, is there anything people won't blame BLM for? Now it's BLM's fault for a MAGAT protest??? I cut my finger on a hatchet this weekend, is that BLM's fault too? There was an earthquake in Crete this morning, BLM's fault too?
 
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